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Try figuring out disguise parties in the neighborhood which officially spawned the Tick... ( SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!! )

Trust me, you escaped a fate worse than death.

Every single thing that could and would come to life in someone else's imagination actually did...

I kid, but only a little.

when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.

i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11

Commenting 101

Lesson 1: Find your catchphrase

"This was great!"

"Thank you for this <3"

"Loved this."

When in doubt, comment your catchphrase.

When you feel too tired/sleepy/overwhelmed/at a loss for words, just write 1 sentence down and you're done! The goal of this is not to be perfect. In fact, forget about perfect! Forget about needing your comment to be special, or that the author might not appreciate such a short comment. We're taking baby steps here and the most important thing you can learn this week is that something is better than nothing.

So start with something generic. Pick something short and sweet. Use one of the examples above. Leave it on every fanfic you read.

Let me repeat that for the people at the back:

Leave it on every fanfic you read.

Leave it at the end of that chapter you're reading. Comment on that fic you just opened. Just write those 2, 3, 4 words. Tell them LLF sent you. That we made you do it. Even if it doesn't feel great just leaving such a short sentence, do it. You can change it for the next fic. But start.

Start with something, even if you're not 100% happy with it. Don't worry about not getting it right the first time. You can iterate and change it up in the next fic or chapter you read and comment. And you can keep changing it up until you get something you're happy with. Even if it doesn't work out this week, there's next week. This will be your go-to sentence. Something that you can use without thinking. So keep it stupid simple.

Now, once you've started, you can stop and hit post on your comment. The only learning for this lesson is that you write something and develop a catchphrase for yourself this week. You can leave more than just your catchphrase in a comment, but it must be included in your comment.

And that's it!

I'll be asking how the week goes for you next weekend, and if you need more help getting started, my ask box is open.

Remember:

When in doubt, comment your catchphrase.

Something is better than nothing.

Goal of the week:

Leave your catchphrase on every fanfic you read.

And for the 10% of you who always leave a comment, I have a question for you:

KARKALICIOUS 2.0 - BROADWAY KARKAT

AND THERE IT GOES. MY MOST REQUESTED SONG TO DATE. YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME.

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LYRICS UNDER THE CUT (AS IF YOU EVEN NEED THEM...)

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonix!

Karkalicious definition makes terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo Dyin' just to know the flavor I ain't doin' her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes like seasons

I'm karkalicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me) I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

Karkalicious def- Karkalicious def- (goddammit, doc scratch, stop fucking around with my mic) Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy Nepeta's always squealin' Cutesy pet names like karkitty I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T And the majority of pairings had better include me

I'm karkalicious (so delicious) My body stays vicious All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cause I'm doing some fitness Zahhak's my witness Bet that ship curls nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'cause I'ma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me) I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey, get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty I'll be laced with lacy It's so tasty, tasty It'll make you crazy

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the

I'll just spell it out for you!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round Always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up drama Little fucker I just don't want you to know And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell Terezi says I smell

Delicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you My body stays vicious Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cause I got down to business Nepeta's my witness (meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

So delicious (eridan, see) So delicious (you can trust me) So delicious (I'll help you be) I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S D to the E, to the L I C I O U S To the D, to the E, to the, L I C I O U S, to the D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the

Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit Until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original Never had access to spellcheck, I guess

Because TASTEY does not spell tasty Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or Something?

What do you mean human rap artists Are the only ones brave enough to write their own Grammatical trainwrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore?

Fuck this shit, I quit