You Think Maybe This Clown Has Something To Do With It??

You think maybe this clown has something to do with it?? 😝😝

GIRL HELP I CANT STOP DRAWING CLOWNS

I don't think they know. It's like when people have been together for a long time they become attuned to each other (they don't know how they finish each others sentences and mystically know what the other one wanted for dinner) but with them it works more like when you try to stick opposing magnets together. They cannot possibly "unite" even if they are stuck together and depend on each other really, more than they would ever ever ever ever admit.

more crackshipping cringe

No one actually knows what's up with Poshe and Spooky because everytime you ask you get answers like "What are you, a cop?" "What'll be funnier to you" "only on Tuesdays" or one of them claiming they're together while the other denies it (the roles change each time, even if you ask less than a minute later) or other similar things

no one knows why they answer like this and honestly, i don't think they know either

A photograph... Is the only piece of you I have.

could have been this one...

More stupid little hat 😝

more adventures of a genderless fuck...

Scene: Preschool breakfast table with five 5/6 year old boys. I.e. funniest thing in the world: penis. Ickiest thing in the world: girls

Me: [some random silly "threat" in a mouthing off game with five year olds] Boy: Well, then, well, then I'll send 100 girlfriends to your house!! Me: Sweet! Can you send me 100 boyfriends too? Boy: THAT'S GAY!!! Me: Well... yes.... but also... no. 😅

Selfie time.