Dads And The Thrilling Bonking Saga

dads² and the thrilling bonking saga

Help girl i’ve fallen in love with the super niche pairing again 😔😔😔 wow i love my asexual gay dads

(when will my artistic skills return from the war,,,,,,,,,,)

Still on my Pokemon thoughts - I definitely think that, besides the fact that it's a video game and they needed to choose an appropriate number of moves for Pokemon to have, the "4-move" rule could be explained away in universe by the "Pokemon Trainer fights are a sport, with actual rules in place to make things as fair as possible considering we're dealing with magically overpowered creatures".

So, like, in the wild, Pokemon *might* know more than four moves. Hell, I think the gods legendaries probably have a lot more abilities than just The Four Moves they have in-game - the fact that they only use 4 before you catch them is only incidental to the fact that you're playing a video game, in real life they'd probably throw a bigger more destructive fuss - and I do wholeheartedly imagine a 10 to 14 year old protagonist just, sitting down with a legendary after catching them, explaining the rules of Pokemon Trainer Fights and if they want to join in on the fun, and also that they can only use Four Moves in actual Pokemon Trainer Fights.

Imagine being the 13 year old with the balls to tell, idk, Kyogre, a god who could flood the entire planet, that since Kyogre is caught now they're going to be besties and also can it please choose four moves to battle with ? Just the four. And as it gets stronger they can forget one to use a better move. And like. This is just hilarious to me okay, a very serious young teen explaining their hobby to a very powerful ancient being, and said being going 'this sounds like fun, sure'.

when i said cody could be a little force sensitive as a treat i didnt mean this !!

okay hear me out. corrie guard yearbook

inspired by those fics where fox gets injured and wakes up to the war being over and palpatine dead

new mandalorians and death watch both successfully erase true mandalorians from history but every time either faction does anything politically unpopular the local holonet is flooded with vaguely ironic “here’s how jaster can still win” memes and that’s TMs’ entire lasting legacy within mandalorian space