Ruby: *Walks Into Dorm Room, Breathing Heavily With Disheveled Hair And Flushed Cheeks*

Ruby: *Walks into dorm room, breathing heavily with disheveled hair and flushed cheeks*

Yang: Woah sis, you look like you just ran a marathon.

Ruby: Well, with how many calories I just burned... I'd say it was more like 2.

Did you know....

Ruby: Jaune, did you know that a 1-minute tongue kiss can burn up to 26 calories!

Jaune: Wow, that's crazy.

Ruby: Yeah...

Ruby: Wanna burn some calories with me?

Oscar: It’s 3 o’clock. Where the heck’s Ren?

Jaune: You tell me. Ren left our dorm at 2:15 and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles at a rate of 5 miles per hour. What time will Ren arrive?

Oscar: *Thinks it over* Depends if he stops to see his hoe.

Jaune: *Ruffles Oscars hair* That’s what we call a variable.

Roman: *Fends of White Fang with crayons he secretly jammed dust crystals into*

Winter: Goodness! What brand of crayons are those? I certainly hope children aren't buying them. Or worse... Consuming them!

Roman: Well I was in jail for forging some things, eh, fine arts and such, they're, uh, forger's crayons! Extra tough.

Winter: The crayons of debauchery then. What a fiendish weapon to conceal beneath the facade of childlike innocence. *Tears up*

Roman: ... Okay.

Being a MHA fan for me is very frustrating, mostly due to issues I have with the series. I like it, but also have a number of problems with it that I am passionate about bringing up when talking about it with others. Now I have to try and not come off as a negative Nancy and not bring up my negatives with the show when talking to others so I don't look like I don't like anything about it. But that also leaves me unable to point out my issues with it.

God I wish I could just love the show unconditionally without even considering the problems it has. My life would be easier then

Ironwood: *In private, secretly blows a whistle that made no sound*

Zwei: *Starts racing towards him with a scepter in his mouth*

Ironwood: Good boy Zwei! Bring me that scepter. *Grabs the scepter and looks it over* Wait a minute, this isn't the relic of creation. This is some common scepter! *Looks down* And you're not Zwei. You're just some common bitch!

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