Roman: *Fends Of White Fang With Crayons He Secretly Jammed Dust Crystals Into*

Roman: *Fends of White Fang with crayons he secretly jammed dust crystals into*

Winter: Goodness! What brand of crayons are those? I certainly hope children aren't buying them. Or worse... Consuming them!

Roman: Well I was in jail for forging some things, eh, fine arts and such, they're, uh, forger's crayons! Extra tough.

Winter: The crayons of debauchery then. What a fiendish weapon to conceal beneath the facade of childlike innocence. *Tears up*

Roman: ... Okay.

Ruby: *Walks into dorm room, breathing heavily with disheveled hair and flushed cheeks*

Yang: Woah sis, you look like you just ran a marathon.

Ruby: Well, with how many calories I just burned... I'd say it was more like 2.

Did you know....

Ruby: Jaune, did you know that a 1-minute tongue kiss can burn up to 26 calories!

Jaune: Wow, that's crazy.

Ruby: Yeah...

Ruby: Wanna burn some calories with me?

Neo, caught and apprehended by The Hunts-Man, is stuffed into the back of a car, to which he uses it to drive her to the authorities.

Jaune: You ran a real good race there, buddy. But it's the end of the road for you. The law is gonna throw every book they have at you and after that, they're gonna throw you in a cell and after that, they're gonna throw away the key and after that, they're gonna throw that... cell... into a lake!

Neo: *Rolls her eyes*

Jaune: (Thoughts) But not before I throw a few things at her first. We're gonna play pin the tail on the donkey. But she's the donkey, and the tail, is my feelings. But I shouldn't get ahead of myself. I only get one night with her to fill the hole in my heart she left behind. It's finally time to get some answers.

Neo: *Looks at him confused* (Thoughts) Did we sleep together at some point?

Jaune: (Thoughts) What? No! We didn't sleep together. The hole is a metaphor for when you stabbed me in the- *Pauses and turns over to Neo with a look of shock*

Neo: *Stares back at Jaune, before looking past him and holds up a small sign that simply said ‘Car’*

Jaune: *Looks back to the road and shouts as he nearly crashes into someone*

Jaune: *Hums to himself as he walks to his dorm. Before he enters, he spots something and turns around*

Penny: 😄

Jaune: Ooh my god!

Penny: *Giggles*

Jaune: Oh my god, you scared me! What are you doing?

Penny: I run away.

Jaune: O-Ok? Good? What are you doing here?

Penny: I followed you home. *Blushes* ‘Cause, I like you~.

Jaune: ... Nice! Good! Because I knew that ther-... Right on!

Penny: *Cheers*

Jaune: ... Wait, all the way home?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: ... So you saw me eat that hot pocket I found in the garbage?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: ... Any thoughts on that?

Penny: No.

Jaune: Oh man, I like you. Come on in! *Opens door*

Penny: *Follows him* I like you~!

Ruby: *Standing in front of a room door* Oscar, I think more than one safe word kind of defeats the point.

Oscar: I know, I just wanna make sure we have every opportunity to stop... Super excited about it though.

Ruby: Me too, so excited... Oscar, are we doing this because we both want this? Or because it's what we think the other one wants?

Oscar: I just wanted to prove that I love you so much I would do this for you.

Ruby: Same! Let's take that prize and get out before we make a huge mistake.

*Door opens, revealing a dripping wet Jaune, fresh from a shower, clad in only a towel around his waist*

Jaune: Getting cold feet?

Oscar: *Looks him up and down* ... No... Please don't tell Qrow.

Ruby: He wouldn't understand.

Jaune: Yes, he would. *Shakes off towel, prompting the two to rush inside the room*

Oscar: It’s 3 o’clock. Where the heck’s Ren?

Jaune: You tell me. Ren left our dorm at 2:15 and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles at a rate of 5 miles per hour. What time will Ren arrive?

Oscar: *Thinks it over* Depends if he stops to see his hoe.

Jaune: *Ruffles Oscars hair* That’s what we call a variable.