Jaune: Ok, I Admit It. Alright? I'm The One That Forged Their Documents To Sneak Into Beacon. But You

Jaune: Ok, I admit it. Alright? I'm the one that forged their documents to sneak into Beacon. But you have to keep this on the down low. I could be in a lot of trouble. I already hid the evidence.

Ruby: Did you at least do it right? You burned the evidence and tossed it into a lake?

Jaune: No, I hid it in the powder Ren makes his smoothies with-

Ruby: Oh, because they come out tasting awful already. Very smart. Well, no worries. You and I will just leave Vale and start a new life together.

Jaune: What?! What are talki-

Ruby: *Holds up scroll* Look, we can buy a house in Mistral for 43,000 lien.

Jaune: Ruby, I'm not leaving Vale to-Wait seriously?

Ruby: Yeah, pretty big too. 3 rooms, hardwood floors...

Jaune: For 43,000? That's insane. We could just pay that off.

Ruby: I know right?! You could have that game room you've always wanted, and there'd still be an extra room for the baby!

Jaune: What?

Ruby: Huh?

Blake: *Walks into movie theatre, only to see Jaune sitting by himself* Wait, Jaune? Weren't you on a date?

Nora: *Head pops up from Jaune’s lap* He is.

Blake: Oh... Oh, I see. Wait, Nora, aren't you dating Ren?

Ren: *Head also pops up from lap* She is.

Blake: Ah, I see.

Blake: ... Wait.

Jaune: Guys! I thought up an awesome prank on Ironwood. I’m gonna put ink on his podium where he places his hands.

Ren: I don’t think he’ll fall for that.

Nora: I did. *Raises ink-stained hands*

Jaune: How? I didn’t even open the case yet.

Nora: *Shrugs* Something unrelated I guess.

Blake: Ironwood hates pranks though. This is gonna backfire.

Jaune: Fine, I’ll tone it down. I’ll… move his podium a foot to the left.

Weiss: What?! He’ll be so angry.

Jaune: Okay, 5 inches.

Weiss: 5?!

Jaune: 3?

Weiss: 3?!

Jaune: 1?

Weiss: 1?!

Jaune: Alright, I’ll move it half an inch.

Weiss: Fine, your funeral.

Jaune: Oh my god. *Scoots podium half an inch before heading to his seat* Worst prank ever. This is so stupid, Ironwood’s not even going to notice.

Ironwood: *Enters room to the podium* Good morning. *Stops and stares at podium* E-Everyone thi... The podium it's...

Everyone: 🤨

Ironwood: *Chuckles* ... hehehe... HaHaHa! HAHAHA!! You're crazy! How'd you pull this off?!

Qrow: Hey, I wanna set you up with my neice.

Jaune: Oh, I'm already dating Ruby.

Qrow: I thought you were gay.

Jaune: ... Then why are you trying to set me up with her.

Qrow: I don't know.

Jaune: Alright, I can stay, but only for a little bit. The last time I didn't show for movie night was a disaster.

(1 Month Ago)

Nora: All right, movie night. I am so psyched for Reindeer Games!

Ren: What? I thought we were watching La Vie En Rose.

Nora: What do you mean, Reindeer Games is great! Everything goes wrong, on the one day it has to go right.

Ren: But La Vie En Rose is a beautiful movie about the real life tragedy of Edith Piaf.

Nora : ... Usually Jaune would help break the tie.

Ren: Well, Jaune isn't here, is he!? Because you were supposed to be watching him, but you were smoking marijuana and he drowned!

Nora: What!? No, he’s just held up in a meeting. Where the hell did you get that story?

Ren: I don't know! I just can't stand it when he's not here! 😩