Rosencrantz And Ophelia In Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Undead (2009). The Fragment Is Based On The

Rosencrantz and Ophelia in “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead” (2009). The fragment is based on the play “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern” by W.S. Gilbert.

I headcanon that Rosencrantz (on their route, of course), daydreams, at least once a week, about being with Ophelia, and has been doing that for at least a couple of years now...

This headcanon makes me So Soft, anon!

I generally think of Rosencrantz as being in waaaaay too deep a state of denial so whenever little thoughts of “I wish Ophelia was here to see this painting” or “Oh, I cannot wait to tell Ophelia this story” pop into their mind they are surprised every time. Like, 17th time they’ve thought about Ophelia that day? Still surprised. 

Rosencrantz is like the smartest person ever at everything except ~feelings~ 

“Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you cannot play upon me.” —Hamlet (2009), Act III Scene II

Ah! There's life in me yet!

@rosencats you can feel, can't you?

Okay so a production of Hamlet that ends with “Goodnight, sweet prince,” etc. and then Horatio looks up and sees the audience for the first time and is both shocked and furious, because his world is falling apart and you sat there and watched.