Call Me What Instrument You Will, Though You Can Fret Me, Yet You Cannot Play Upon Me. Hamlet (2009),

“Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you cannot play upon me.” —Hamlet (2009), Act III Scene II

here come ophelia!!!!! o shit whaddup

Verdict: “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead” is very funny and highly worth seeing if you enjoy Shakespeare vampire crackfic. Or if you love Hamlet but have a good sense of humor for vampire stuff. Watch it.

You know this correlates somehow

(In the third year of Wittenberg university)

Guildenstern: I fucked up.

Rosencrantz: Why? What happened?

Guildenstern: I'm falling for someone.

Rosencrantz: Damn. Must be a special person to make you fall in love.

Guildenstern: *looks at Rosencrantz* Yeah, real special.

Tom Stoppard - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

Rosencrantz and Ophelia in “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead” (2009). The fragment is based on the play “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern” by W.S. Gilbert.