DAMN IT WHY IS IT SO HARD TO WRITE A LOVE LETTER

DAMN IT WHY IS IT SO HARD TO WRITE A LOVE LETTER

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Belphegor: You hate humans?

Sebek: Yes

I stan their hate humanity solidarity

Oh gosh the amount of shade these two can conjure up 👁👄👁 then Lucifer and Mal bonks them cuz “One of our friends/exchanged student is human”

Okay, I haven't played the new event yet, but which of the brother's costumes do you like the most? 👀 (Honestly Satan's my favorite but I may be biased cuz he has a mask lmao)

*Inhales* I LIKE BELPHEGOR’S SOLEY CUZ HE CAN PULL OFF A VEIL BETTER THAN MOI AND I FRICKIN LIVE WITH THAT FACT EVERYDAY 24/7

Well damn Simeon aren’t you mad

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Sebek: I will never be friends with humans! The first year gang and MC: Hey! Wanna be part of our shenanigans? Sebek: *nervous sweating*

*Pushes sebek to said first years*

I’m betting 10 bucks that he’s really touch starved and kinda needs that human affection but his pride won’t allow it.

imagine azul’s version of a “love letter” is literally just a business letter xD it has the sender and addressee’s addresses and even the company name (Mostro Lounge Inc. or something) and stuff xD

AND IT WAS TOO SERIOUS TO BE COUNTED AS A LOVE LETTER THAT MY MC WOULD JUST RIP IT AND THROW IT AWAY THINKING ITS A PRACTICAL JOKE