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Are you comfortable with uh- doing the obey me demon bros reacting to an MC who has DID having the bros as an introject alter? You dont have to if ur not comfy tho ofc
Which You Are You
I’m telling you all now I am no way experienced in writing about themes like this, nor do I experience this myself/know someone who does, I'm only relying on what I have from research so if you happen to find any offenses, mistakes and or misconceptions please don’t be afraid to tell me so I can fix it! Thank you dears. 💙🌒💙
Mentions of: Mental Illness
When you have Dissociative Identity Disorder: (under the cut)

Lucifer
Whether it was listed in your document in preparation for the exchange program or not. The first born will also be the first one to actually catch on to your condition.
But the How part is a bit...slow even for him. At first it might've started when he'd hear small talk from Mammon his brothers concerning the exchange student. Given your blank nature during first impressions he was not expecting to hear words of comparison between you and him.
Initially he was at least delighted, another responsible figure in the House of Lamentation instead of another person to look after? His wishes have been granted- that is...until he realizes he rarely sees these so called similarities between you two when he himself is with you.
After nitpicking whether he's being pranked by his brothers or you. He'll come to decide that observing you himself will be the best course of action. And in his observations did he find out what's truly at play.
"You humans tend to succumb to all sorts of hindrances... we must tend to this efficiently"
He'll ultimately end up being your personal tracker in some sense, especially with you having alters akkined to his brothers, he's the best at dealing with every single you. He may not voice it as much but he's come to grow a soft spot for you, after all... you make him remember what it's like to deal with his brothers when they aren't busy talking behind his back. A bittersweet mutual benefit noh?
Mammon
If Lucifer wasn't the fastest to catch on, Mammon would've been the next contender. The guy spends the most time with you, so expect him to actually vocally point out the eerily different behaviors you display in different times. Especially when your certain Lucifer alter comes out to scold him.
Only when he ranted to the poor avatar of wrath did he consider that this little quirk of yours might actually be more than just, well...a quirk.
Tries making it a game on which alter is currently out, he's correct 50% of the time. But hey at least he's trying-
Will not hesitate to put any lower level demons at school back in their place for making fun of you.
"OI! Ya'll are just cowards hiding behind the damned walls! Well newsflash you bastards wall can talk!-"
Believe it or not, he'd be the first one to actually get used to your condition. And whe that fact comes to light god- he won't shut up about it. Who else would understand the human most? None other than the great mammon of course!
Leviathan
Levi...surprisingly thought of the possibility the fastest- but he's one of the last ones to actually let it sink in. He probably thought of the possibility because he saw it in an anime once, the main character used their multiple personalities with different powers and- wait he's ranting.
on a more serious note, the only reason he doesn't get the hang of you the fastest is because he kept comparing your alters with character he know, which would sound helpful but- he misses his shot when interacting with you a lot, easily slipping and thinking you're the character and not- you.
But once he does, it's as easy to him as completing a cunning minigame puzzle in a video game. As long as he executes the right keys he'll be fine, right?
Ah levi...that's only if you know which one you're talking to. But when he hears of one alter that oddly acts like him? He'll finally learn how to slowly deal with, himself..?
"Eh? This is like dealing with a mimikyu...hm? ah-"
Overall he's on the "finds your condition dope" side of the spectrum, but that doesn't mean he dismisses the struggles that come with it, he may not be the first person you'd go to when seeking help but when you do...he'll at least open his door for you.
Satan
In his case the only reason he wasn't the first to pin point what's really at play is because he doesn't spend as much time with you as the others. His only basis for making a conclusion are your short morning greetings and when you see each other at the RAD halls.
And since he only has little basis, the realization only strikes him when he hears talk from his brothers how you acted in class with them. Cue to the fourth getting confused because hey you just said good morning to him and you didn't act that way- wait a damn minute..
"I hope this doesn't come too sudden but, would you like to hang out more?"
His hypothesis gets confirmed the more he spends time with you, and unlike the first born, he smartly deals with you via logical reasoning, especially when your more childish alters come out? He'll squint to see any patterns he can concoct counters for in any given situation.
In short, the man is a living breathing clip board of your situation. The others know they can't ask lucifer for advice despite knowing he's the one who absentmindedly deals with you the best, so they turn to the avatar of wrath much to his dismay for insight on you.
Asmodeus
The Avatar of lust is the last to adjust to you, most likely because he doesn't really pay attention to your behavior and mannerisms unless it's posture and if it affects your overall projection.
Deals with it the... least effectively, no asmo you don't- give special clothes and makeovers per alter- though the sentiment is very much appreciated.
Asmo is asmo he'll deal with it in his own style, which again isn't the best way to deal with it but- He's trying, trust me he really is. It shows when he finally gets the tick to ask satan.
And as such expect slow subtle changes with how he treats you, he doesn't wanna make his favorite human uncomfortable! But I think he's the best at relaxing you after a draining experience with one of your more energetic alters.
"Dear you should sit down for a bit- Here let me take care of you"
Depending on where you manifested your disorder from, he'll try to take it slow and easy for you, besides, he knows that there's more to you to unpack, but he's determined to fully accommodate you! no matter which you.
Beelzebub
The way Beel finds out is so odd and yet so unsurprising...and how you may ask? Food.
I meant- with him associating 90 percent of everything with food, he might find out when he takes note of what and how much you eat. He'll have a variety of snacks at the ready, depending how or even if you approach him for some, he'd be initially confused, except for when your alter similar to him comes out. He doesn't question your enthusiasm.
The thing that puts the final nail in the coffin is actually when Belphie points it out to him. He was prepping well trying to not eat food for you when belphie asks him what he's making, he says your favorite food and belphie would grumble how you have so many favorites.
Beel initially dismisses it because hey he has so many favorites to but here he was. But the more he thinks about it the more it connects- which led him to seek none other than the avatar of wrath himself.
"Hey...what are you craving for right now?"
That question doubles as his test for figuring which you is out, depending how and what you answer, his choice of treating you narrows down. Suffice it to say despite being the weirdest method- he's the third one that deals with you the best.
Belphegor
H...he actually accepts it the fastest- despite not being the first to figure it out, he comes into terms with it in the shortest timespan compared to all his brothers.
And just like his twin, he finds out how to deal with you with the most uncanny test- your sleep schedule.
There may be times where you sleep like a log, other nights you stay up longer than the first born. No matter what he'll deal with you to best he can in the moment...assuming he's awake.
He only concerns himself even more when his pillow ended up with you, your alter similar to him opted for that black and white pillow which ultimately ended up with you two napping and sharing said pillow.
"Hng...you're..awake..? How did you sleep..?"
Yes, there may be times he wishes to talk back to mammon's claims of dealing with you the best. but as long as he can interact with whichever you without hitch, he's content.
As I’ve said at the top, please don’t be afraid to tell me any mistakes. I wish to provide without offending nor demeaning anyone. And I won’t mind taking this down if it’s called for, thank you again dears. 💙🌒💙
No Spider Lilies : I
|| Act 2 of The Snapping ||
A/N: Ara? What’s this? I never thought I’d find myself wanting to actually re-end this accidental series dksjsn but...I wasn’t satisfied and frankly I’m craving an even more sorrowful route. Who knows? After all...this all deviates from the main story line in game. As usual I shall provide any necessary trigger warnings to ensure a safe reading for you all 💙🌒💙. Pleas tell if you want to be part of a tag list for the next parts. I’ll be using my past tag list as basis but if you don’t wanna be tagged next time don’t hesitate to tell me ^ ^.
Tagging: @starshiningsirius @dittoqueeno @thatweirdomidas @bnhastakenover
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And when death do them part…
...would it really fulfill that cruelty?
Storm clouds formed high above, raindrop cascading down on everything on the face of the earth indiscriminately. The residents of that lamenting house deep in the Devildom never really cared for such details lest it concerned them and their doings directly. At least...that was when they didn’t know how to care, so what happened?
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The records...the way the aged parchment felt in the exchange student’s hand just signified the reality of the parchment’s contents. No excuse can dismiss such news, especially one of this degree… They could barely speak in the moment, a few deafeningly silent minutes passed before they peered up at the Devildom prince’s own butler.
“I...thank you Barbatos…”
Their gratitude was much more meaningful than at face value, the scale of the revelation they had just received isn’t something to be taken lightly and since it especially concerns them, well…
“I trust that you’re taking all of it in?... I can only imagine how you feel right after...certain prior events.”
They both knew what the time bonded demon was referring to, after all it was him who escorted them to their new place of residence for the rest of their stay here at the Devildom. Hah..that was already two months ago. Now that they thought of it...Barbatos have always been there for them huh? The reveal...the dorm transfer requesting...and now this. Whether it was due to his time related prowess or sheer coincidence which- they honestly dismissed after everything that has come to play- the human was grateful.
“Yeah...I think...I’m actually thankful for this”
Barbatos blinked for a good few good seconds before arching a brow at their proclamation. Thankful? Does the human not know what the contents make of them? His confusion was brought to a close when MC casually waved the parchment, it’s sounds accompanied by the night wind that whizzed past the two in front of Purgatory Hall.
“I feared the worst, humans tend to...be easily toppled by the unexpected per se...Then again you are the great exception”
“Eheh I’m honored you hold me in high regard. Because it’ll make my next proposal a bit easier”
And yet again, the butler’s confusion returned, proposal? Well after everything that has spiraled leading up to where they stand it honestly wasn’t that far fetched to him, so with an affirmative nod he gestured for them to continue.
“Hearing of it won’t hurt, what is it you wish then?”
He didn’t miss the way MC’s lips tugged upward in subtle relief. The human’s gaze quickly flickered back to the contents of the parchment and without looking up they spoke.
“Can I count on you if I need to make a wretched departure?”
De...parture? He had a hunch but he needs more context…
“In what sense does this departure fall on for you to need my assistance?”
“Hm...a departure that looks grimmer to those you choose to be grim to.”
The two turned their heads to thewhite haired sorcerer. An ever knowing smirk on his expression as he stood there arms crossed. How long has he been eavesdropping? Not that MC minded...after all they’ve grown to actually trust the shady sorcerer along with the other two angelic residents of Purgatory Hall.
“Truth be told, I've been conducting research of my own… and to a pleasant surprise it seems my lead was not entirely off!”
Childish tone aside, his gaze showed no sign of jest nor kid. In one flick of his finger the old parchment apparated within Solomon’s grasp. And if possible the smug aura on his features grew twofold along with an amused chuckled escaping his parted lips. My oh my did he always manage to come so close yet far..
“Would you believe me if I said I was prepared to act on my pact in the making of this negotiation?”
“Fufufu I do believe that we’re still in the phase of hearing this proposal... I have yet to bestow a verdict so you shouldn’t speak so mightily Solomon.”
“And if I may continue..”
..
…
…..
“...I see…”
The sheer collateral damage at stake is something of its own degree when not tended to with precise caution. He's only delivered the news tonight and yet it was as if they’ve been concucting such a proposition for a considerable amount of time. Then again...the sorcerer did mention doing his own antics regarding the subject.
“With all that said...Barbatos, will you lend us a hand or a place at blade point?”
His shoulders rose and fell with the seconds that passed before he gave a slow curt nod at the two humans.
“Hm… if it means something, the young Lord did vow behind closed doors that he shall keep all the exchange students safe no matter what it may cost...and seeing as it will technically align with my duties..”
A chorus of amused laughter spilled from the magicless human, lips curled into a grin whilst the sorcerer could only let out a chuckle or two.
“Barbatos, I thank you. I know you won’t state it as is but, your help is very much appreciated”
“It really is, and it puts me at ease knowing I have you on our side in this whole issue…”
“If I may...I’d like to evaluate this more into much prefaced details. Would it be alright if we were to properly prepare this? After all...this especially concerns you, MC”
Said human gave an affirmative nod as their hands clasped behind their back, fiddling with their own exposed fingers as the late night breeze passed the three of them yet again.
“It’s best we all retire...who knows what’ll happen if we idle out here any longer, an interesting sight to see this particular roster of residents out of premises at this hour noh?”
“Point taken...well we’ll see you next time Barb”
“Yes...I bid you two a good evening and a hopefully peaceful night.”
A wish so innocent yet truthfully hard to attain...especially with the cruel revelation that brought the three of them together in the first place. They should learn to tread carefully from here on out. At least...that’s what Solomon thought. That same night breeze had passed the gardens, among which were multiple blossoms yet to bloom, all but one crimson lily...
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And from a starry night it all flickers to that unforgiving herd of rain clouds, their own right of sorrow spiraling along with those that received their cold moist. If followed...those raindrops fall onto someone crouched form, in front of a chipped tombstone amidst any ordinary cemetery that lays barren with the weather.
A lone umbrella covered the crouched form, rendering any other incoming rain from soaking the tuft of white hair any further. Mammon didn’t need to look up and see who it was offering cover. Levi didn’t care whether he himself got wet and frankly not even the rain water on his skin put him at any ease whatsoever. No one could be comforted at this point… And whatever it was to put the usually bickering brothers in such hushed silence…
“We gotta get going y’know…”
“...five more mins…”
“Lucifer is getting restless the more you push your luck-“
“Then let him dammit”
Levi didn’t even bother questioning his brother's lack of fear for the first born. Normally he would’ve made fun of it but… when his orange hued gaze fell on to what was even engraved on the chipped tombstone. It didn’t sit right with him, heck it didn’t sit right with any of them. And who could blame them...the guilt crawling on their backs never left when they saw them leave the House of Lamentation. At some point they thought of...eventually getting closure, some of them even had plans.
But now they won’t be able to attain such desirable closure, not when...they aren’t there to listen to their pathetic pleas.
A good few distance away from them was the Avatar of Wrath, observing all of his brothers from the side as he always had. His eyes flickered to each of their situations, emerald orbs not letting a single twitch of an eye nor brow going unnoticed. If allowed to be honest, he found them all utterly pathetic… and he’s already filtered out most dark thoughts that have plagued his mind. Besides, they deserved this, this torment didn’t compare to what those on the opposite end of their mistakes felt. He had every right to speak of so. Thankful for the cover the rain provided he took a sharp step to the side, turning his whole body to the other direction that had garnered a scoff of attention from the the laxer twin.
“..where are you going?”
Hearing Belphie’s question had Satan stop monetarily in his tracks, and without looking back at him he muttered a quick ‘somewhere’ before resuming his strides towards the direction of the cemetery gates.
Belphegor watched the blonde's figure go farther from where he stood, turning his attention back to his twin with a numb look on his features.
“It’s odd…”
A brow was raised at the sudden statement, but at the same time he completely understood what the glutton meant.
Their eyes setting sight on the tombstone mammon and Levi were idling in front of… ‘ A beloved friend and family’ written on the very same tombstone. MC’s full name carved elegantly on its face that used to seem so unreal when they first arrived but, the longer the twins looked the more it actually sank into them.
The human is dead.
Lilith’s descendant is dead.
Beel couldn’t even manage to stomach his food, he knew there was something off when he felt a sudden snuff of energy in the atmosphere that day. Not only him but all of them did...and to think it was actually this.
The guilt kept stacking.
But hidden in their walls of guilt the fourth brother allowed himself to be led towards the cemetery gates, left to his own grim thoughts he couldn’t help but to wonder if..all this will be for the better or for the worse… and in a fraction of a second he was snapped out of his thoughts. The flicker of a shadow barely registering in his peripheral vision..
.hah...
...He wished them all goodluck
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Me, a few months ago:

I’m a clown I know-
As always y’all know the drill, just say if any of you wanna be tagged in the next part ^ ^.
The demon brothers with MC who is very childish like they still watch blues clues wear soft and pastel cloths and play with toys?
Such Childish Antics
And again, I’m soft af- y’all just keep sending fluffy requests and it’s distracting me from my daily dose of angst dkns/j. But on all seriousness I had a lot of fun with this one ^ ^.

Lucifer
At first it was...not exactly what he expected, like far from it actually. Was there something that purposely made you wanna act like this? Who knows.
When he checked your files prior it didn’t mention anything about... needing routine head pats or literal tucking into bed- heck he didn’t expect you to actually go along with Mammon’s equally childish antics.
Which fully circles us back to the subtle fact that he learns to actually find rest in your behavior because let’s face it- your childish and his brothers’ childish are different.
Actually gets worried when you refuse to eat your veggies tho- he didn’t think he’d had to resort to...very underhanded methods i.e. using illusion spells to just feed you proper food despite sweets.
“MC you must finish this if you don’t want to fall ill. You wouldn’t want that would you?”
Very by the book with dealing with you he isn’t exactly the best at kids due to his aura but overall his actions make up for it.
Mammon
The solidarity you two have just spiked up tenfold, don’t worry about being the few people that still use jinx or superstitions like swallowing gum and believing it’ll stay there for the next seven years, because mammon also semi believes them-
But on a more chaotic note, mammon would go from ‘hey I don’t like the human being here why do I have to look after them they’re so childish-‘ to ‘oi f*Ck you my child is fine-‘
Sometimes feels guilty of taking advantage of your childish nature so he makes sure to make it up to you in some way whether a food treat a plushie treat or heck whatever outing you’re up for.
Which equates to the conclusion that if mammon is being nice to you he might’ve pulled a joke or two unbeknownst to you and his mind won’t let him rest the guilt dsdkwksk.
“Yo! I found a new ice cream downtown wanna get some and try? We can bring beel if ya want!”
As proven by season two(?) he’s good with children so I believe he’s the best at dealing with you in general. Besides you distract him from the suffering he gets from his brothers so win win!
Leviathan
This can go either two ways, one a grand friendship via watching anime and reading manga/comics or two unholy screeching cause hey Mc don’t touch those not so family friendly series he has ey-
So starting with the former- wait you said you wanna binge some colorful series instead of doing work? GRAB THE POPCORN LE GO- will literally have stars in his eyes the moment you two click on one series and it’s just a rant (on his end) while you nitpick at your favorite elements of the series.
The latter well, after delving into your more hyper ish series he’ll try to avoid letting you catch glimpses of his other stuff, which we all know is a lot but we don’t need to mention that now do we-.
Will not hesitate to pull out a human tv with a human cable plan just for you to binge watch your own cartoons and series because if that’s what it takes for you to calm down then aIGHT- besides it’s calming you down so win win?
“Hey wanna cosplay that duo together?”
I kid you not it becomes a dream come true when you both get to cosplay duo characters from series and the sheer nya uwu power you two hold is powerful enough to break devilgram records djdjd.
Satan
As uncanny as it sounds, he reads bed time stories for you, to put into context- he teaches you a lot of useful still via bed time stories because he can’t approach you the normal way.
Like- the concept of corruption in the history of the Devildom? Yey let’s turn that into a tyrant king! Need to learn the importance of always having one of the brothers with you? Eyyy this is the tale of the Queen’s child and their knights!
If there are any words you have a hard time getting your head around or just don’t know the meaning like at all, he’s your go to dictionary.
Suffice it to say he’s good at what he tries attempting. Was at first a bit concerned because you complained about his books not having pictures and it takes the fun out.
“Hm? Well we can always search for ones with diagrams in the library if that’s how you learn faster...”
Surprisingly to him those horrific diagrams did help you learn faster in various Devildom subjects, but your suggestion of making them colored ink was just calmly rejected.
Asmo
I pray for the House of Lamentation’s mail box because it’s full of chEQUES AND BILLS- the shoppings sprees you two go on is enough to even have Mammon concerned.
Like- you two just went down town to buy some new matching outfits and really pretty ones at that, and asmo is now dragging you by the arm to head to another newly opened boutique saying it’s from another district and he and has to be the first ones to post some of their pieces? Mhm
Non stop devilgram pictures, you are the epitome of color in the Devildom soley because of this Demon- He actually managed to make pastel a trend in the gloomy circle of hell with the amount of pastel you wore in your pics together.
When he takes care of you or offers you a relax day, mans will grab the most spontaneous bath soaps and body washes and even make you a bubble bath with hella cool shaped bubbles in, ngl I want one now-
“Ahh darling your genuine laughter is just a good break from the others’ bickering it’s actually doing wonders for my skin-“
Asmo is the ultimate wine aunt and he will not hesitate to end anyone’s career the moment they speak of one negative thing about his precious human.
Beel
....we all know it’s gonna be glorious food- ANIMAL CAKES AND CUTE CUPCAKES THINK ABOUT IT GUYS THINK ABOUT IT-
His food diet looks like a Pinterest aesthetic pastry board because of you, the amount of cafes and cute bakeries you go to because you said you liked their vibe and that they look cute has him nomming sweets upon sweets.
Heck- you two Will attempt to make those cute Sanrio bento boxes for lunch, well more like for you cause he doesn’t care what his food looks like but hey! If it makes you happy and if it’s good then he’s hella happy.
Is probably on Lucifer’s side regarding you needing to eat your veggies. He’ll shape them into cute animals and objects if that’s what it takes assuming he can even go without eating them himself-
“Please MC? For me? Finish mr snikerdoodles-“ “you named your chives after what-“ “hush it Belphie”
Will join you and mammon on district runs for food and outings, will also join you and Levi when making cute food from certain series you’ve watched.
Belphie
Depending on how childish you are you’ll either see nap time as a blessing or a punishment, no matter which one you’ll still wind up napping with belphie.
Ya don’t wanna nap? Well too bad cause you’re already trapped with his arms to sleep, he does that with his pillow and since his pillow helps him sleep well Goodluck cause you’re now a plushie.
You wanna nap? Good cause you get to nap with a lot of stuffed toys heckin soft pillows fluffy blankets and a grown man to make sure you actually sleep and not...pretend. (I actually do that a lot believe it or not-)
But here me out, animal onesies, matching animal onesies, matching soft and comfortable animal onesies- ok but really, onesies you two will wear and not care if the others see because you’ll walk a round the house and that at night heading to the twins’ room.
“Want some milk before bed? It’ll probably get us more good dreams..”
Whether he actually believes what he’s saying or not, a good glass of milk before bed is one of the few calming routines you two share and he finds them pleasant.
If this isn't your thing, you are welcome to ignore this, but I'm a sucker for the sub!Luci and dom!MC dynamic (in a completely SFW way, though), so could you write Lucifer reacting to MC who usually acts demure pulling him into an empty classroom, shoving him against the wall, and giving him a peck on the cheek before handing him a To-Go cup of coffee they brought him from RAD's cafe?
We treading on very dangerous waters here men! Mount the ship!
In Your Grasp
The first born
Honestly, he wasn’t sure himself as to why he’s so- malleable in your touch.
Or maybe it’s his craving for being given affection rather than having to be the giver himself who knows
No matter what your reason may be, all he knows is that whenever you come around it’s as if he isn’t some omnipotent being anymore, but rather your partner who you dote on.
Your affections for him are common knowledge but, how you execute them is left usually behind closed doors
Exhibit A would be this instance where he’s walking down the halls of RAD with a fresh batch of documents in his hands.
Tired sighs every few meters he should really be used to this but no matter what he to gets to his points of stress and fatigue, after all being the first born and the devil prince’s right hand man isn’t a walk in the park
The fatigue might’ve gotten to him more than he had thought because one minute he was treading on the velvet carpeted halls and the next he found himself in another room entirely specifically an unoccupied classroom.
He was about to inflict some not so friendly charge of magic with his hand which was immediately diminished when you just- pushed both his wrists against the chalkboard not giving him enough time to process what’s happening, because he found the warmth of your lips on his pale cheek.
Oh wow you just made him see his life flash before your eyes- he wasn’t sure where to focus first your smug expression or the scattered documents now left abandoned on the ground when you pinned him prior which- still has him caught off guard.
His confusion and agitation is then cut short when you raise up the cup of freshly brewed coffee to his face, the logo of RaD evident on its holder.
“....what’s this..?” “Just a little something for you Luci my dear~ you look tired and I thought I’d take it upon myself to grab you a little something to get you through the day at the very least.”
He hated admitting it but only you could get him to take a break, not that he actually minded tho
Suffice it to say he left that abandoned classroom a little less tired than before, maybe it was the coffee you gave him that recharged him or maybe it was the kiss, maybe it was you in general but all he knew is that, he wasn’t as restless as before.
He wonders what he should do for you in return...after all, a proper give and take dynamic is his definition of a healthy relationship.
“Bro have you seen my-“
“Huh?”
“...”


You cannot convince me otherwise that satan has never used things that aren’t book marks as bookmarks-
Like I’m here rn speed reading my books and I don’t have a book mark so I did the most logical thing and punched a hole into one of my Devildom cards-
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they all care about him so much and it hurts that he's surprised each time
Mammon Fell purely so he wouldn't be separated from Lucifer and Lucifer doesn't even know. He's still Bamboozled by the fact his brothers would stick with him through thick or thin, that they love him so fiercly no matter how much they fight, the same way he loves them
Traumatised Tragic Old Man who keeps hurting himself for the people he loves and is shocked each time they react negatively to it because he has willingly made himself into their Villain to protect them from threats that no longer exist, but that previous trauma insist are still present, and so now he thinks it's only fair that they all hate him, while simultaneously not realising the extent to which his actions and words have actually hurt them - so the same way that seeing the evidence of their continued love towards him still shocks him, seeing the evidence of the persisting hurt he caused them also shocks him
Okay Asmo
Asmo, Asmo, Asmo
When Asmo was an Angel, this was the general view of him:


And Simeon says:


Imagine being raised with this image of yourself hanging above you.
Imagine living with this image of yourself for thousands of years.
Imagine being raised under the implication that the closest thing you have to a parental figure, keeps you close because you're beautiful. Under the implication that it was solely your beauty that made him praise you and keep you by his side.
Imagine how much that would have fucked you up.
Satan & Asmo are so fucking similar.
Satan believes his ability to provide knowledge is what makes his existence meaningful.
Asmo believes his beauty is what makes him important to Lucifer (and possibly to everyone)
And it's all so fucking sad.
This whole family is so fucked up I can't deal with this shit

Asmo is someone who desperately wants to be loved.
And he works hard for it in the only way he knows how. In the only was he was told would make him loveable. By making himself look attractive.
But there's a huge con to being as beautiful as Asmo is:



It's very telling that the people Asmo spends time with are always referred to as his "fans" and never his friends
He's put on a pedestal by everyone around him (hell he puts himself on a pedestal ) and he's always expected to look and behave in a very specific way and because of that it'll be rare that someone will be able to reach high enough to ever understand him
Not to mention that the fear of being "so beautiful that no one ever understands me" can easily be dismissed as being shallow by a lot of people.
Plus, these "Shadows" which are their inner fears seem brutally honest so,


when Asmo says he hates himself...
This also reminds me of the creators' first drafts/ideas about the characters. How they were supposed to have more demonic looking forms and how Asmo was supposed to hate his.
Because he made himself look good in the Celestial Realm because he was told that's why Lucifer brought him into and kept him in the family
But then they Fall and he looks like a demon. Like a monster.
And in Asmo's eyes, this means he could lose his family.
So as a demon, he goes above and beyond to make himself look good and I'm gonna fucking cry because with this context, Asmo's desperation during the S2 popularity contest is heartbreaking.
In Asmo's eyes, he was fighting against Lucifer himself to prove he deserves his place in his family
So with all of this context,
Levi calls Asmo "his adorable younger brother" and says he's going to find a way to turn him back to normal
Asmo realises that Levi sounds like his older brother and that he actually sounds cool
And that changes Asmo back to normal
Levi doesn't call Asmo "beautiful". He calls him adorable. And there's such a difference between the two.
You can hit none of the marks for conventional beauty; you could look like a very literal sewer troll but someone could still genuinely find you adorable. Your older brother could still see you as his adorable younger brother.
Being adorable doesn't even have to rely on your outer features. It could fully depend on your personality. Unlike when you call call someone "beautiful", by calling someone "adorable" you're being ambiguous about which aspect of them you're specifically referring to. Usually, you mean them as a whole.
Not to mention that Levi easily stated that Asmo was part of his family without associating it to Asmo's beauty
Anyway, I have a lot of feelings about this lesson :)
:
Miscommunication & Misunderstandings: Angst
Satan's Sense of Worth & his Quest for Knowledge
Satan's Hidden Feelings
Trauma and Recovery

this was right underneath haha

One thing I really like is when the om fandom assigns toxic traits to the bros based on their sins yessss make them eviler please the game sands off every edge
Yeah, I like that too to some degree...
While far from me telling others how to write and read the characters, there's some interpretations I just don't enjoy at all, dislike even. And I think it's related to people trying to do that.
The 1st example that comes to mind is Lucifer. It amuses me how it feels like the fandom is as dead set on misinterpreting him as his own brothers are.
I'll explain. More than once now I have seen the brothers expecting Lucifer to be/act snotty and egocentric.
- Noone expected him to vote for Asmodeus in the blood moon ceremony. They expected him to vote for himself and win.
- When Levi and MC have to make Satan's wish come true (seeing Lucifer kneel before him), everyone once again assumes Lucifer would not cooperate (I'm so tired of being idiot MC sometimes).
- They mock him implying he's a show off and self agrandizing. This one is a constant as far as I've seen.
And as frustrating as it can be, once again, it's not called the House of Communications. All the characters are garbage at comunicating with each other. At least that is consistent. So of course noone gets anyone.
But, regardless, he votes for Asmodeus. Of his own volition without anyone asking him to. Because he wants to.
He kneels before Satan. All we had to do was just ask.
He shrugs off everyone's mockery.
Listen everyone is a fucking dumbass in one or more aspects in this game. No doubt, no doubt. And he is too. Such a dumbass, you guys. But he's not the kind of dumbass that has such a shalow definition of pride that it would get in the way of solving things. Or doing "the right thing". Yes, such caricature of a prideful character is very widespread in media. Thousands like that. But, stay with me here, look at the core of that caricature. More often than not it's rooted in the fear of Shame, and being looked down on.
Lucifer does not strike me as someone afraid of shame. At all. He's confident. Confident enough to do anything without batting an eye. Yes, he has an ego obviously. He knows he's powerful and knowledgeable, and sometimes it gets to his head. But he doesn't brag, usually brings it up as a warning or when context needs it. He values honesty. And cooperation. He admits his mistakes. He admits MC has changed him for the better. He gives orders because he deems it necessary to bring upon some order, not because of his status. And, because he's confident, he trusts his own judgement.
Whenever he's mad at something, it never comes across as indignation to me. Because his dignity is simply untouchable. Whether he's wearing bunny ears or a unicorn onesie. He can be bashful about it sure, but it would never even grace his self worth to make him act like the cartoon of an offended bourgeoisie. That's what his Pride is about (just IMO of course).
This is what I would imagine cat-beel to look like🤣🤣

Hmm.. kind of a random thing but that's how my brain works sometimes but hear me out! The Bros (plus undatables and Luke if you want) get turned into cats. What type of cat would they be, how would mc react, and how would they react to being a cat.
I had SO much fun writing this one. Thank you for this excellent prompt 💗
This is just the demon bros getting turned into cats, but I might make a part two with the undateables! :D
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Lucifer
Oh he’s going to be so pissed off.
Seriously, even as a cat, his murder-death-murder-death stare is beyond intense. He will sit himself high up on furniture to glare down on everyone like the prettiest gargoyle you’ve ever seen.
Nobody is allowed to come near him. He will swat and hiss at anyone and everyone who approaches, unless they are approaching to turn him back into a demon.
BUT if you had nothing to do with this curse that’s fallen upon him, then he’ll probably let you near, as long as you’re not like, weird about it. Seriously, don’t baby talk at him, he’s not actually a cat.
Cat-Lucifer will probably just want to constantly stand on your shoulders and wrap his tail around your neck, which isn’t super comfortable because he’s not exactly small and dainty.
Also, every time you say something stupid he’s gonna bite your ear lol
Tbh he’s probably going to make you carry him everywhere like that and he’s gonna control where you go -- you know, kinda like ratatouille LMAO
Mammon
You know those cats that climb literally everything and anything?
Yeah.
When he first gets turned into a cat, he freaks the fuck out. But when he finally calms down and isn’t meowing up an angry storm, he’s gonna realize that this is a great opportunity. for evil.
He's gonna book it the second he realizes that he can literally be a cat-thief.
Nothing is safe from his grabby little gremlin paws.
He steals so much shit (wallets, Asmo’s jewelry, Levi’s limited edition collectors items--anything he can carry in his mouth or drag around) and then he stashes it all in your room, because unfortunately, becoming a cat didn’t make him any smarter.
Lucifer tasks you with just sitting in your room and keeping track of everything cat-Mams steals so that you can return everything to their rightful owners.
You quickly become used to cat-Mams sauntering in and out of your room every five minutes with his newfound riches.
So it’s a bit concerning when Mams darts out of your room after stashing a wallet in his hoard, and doesn’t come back after thirty minutes.
Naturally, you go looking for him.
You’ve only been searching for about twenty minutes, when pathetic meowing reaches your ears. You follow the sound, and--
You find him stuck in a cardboard box.
(before fishing him out, you take tons of pictures. He’s very upset.)
Levi
Levi is so distraught. He’s literally going to just wail and roll around on the floor until somebody picks him up.
He’s literally the crying cat meme.
Once he’s in your arms, do not put him down. He’s very sad and his reflexes really aren’t good. You know how you can just kinda toss cats onto the floor and they’ll land on their feet just fine?
He will not.
Is suuuuper jumpy and only trusts you (and maybe Beel, but he’s lowkey afraid that Beel is going to eat him.)
You should probably get him one of those bubble back-packs that cats can sit in and carry him around in that.
He has the worst time as a cat. He just wants to play his video games :(
(But if you give him lots of smooches, it’ll make his suffering a little bit easier to deal with. But like, he’s gonna turn into an overwhelmed ragdoll when u start giving him the smooches)
Satan
Honestly? He isn’t that opposed to being a cat for a little while.
But he’s also like. So hyperactive. Goes from 0-1000 in half a second.
He’s got the zoomies.
He’s gonna parkour his way around the house of lamentation, testing how fast he can zoom, how high and far he can jump (and how far he can fall without hurting himself)
He’s gonna do a backflip off lucifer at the speed of light and then sprint away as fast as he can to go wreck some shit
If you want to hold him, you’re going to have to catch him mid-air. If he doesn’t just squirm out of your arms and actually lets you pet him, he’s gonna stare you dead in the eyes, extend his claws, and then pat your leg with his lil toe beans.
You’re not entirely sure if that means ‘keep petting me’ or ‘stop it right now’ so you just kinda scratch his ears instead
Asmo
Even as a cat he’s beautiful and everybody has to see just how pretty he is.
He’s constantly striking poses.
Looking back over his shoulder. Stretching his leggies out so you can see how long and lean they are. Contorting his body in the WEIRDEST ways because he’s even more flexible now.
He does not run anywhere, he struts very daintily and model-like.
He’s gonna be so affectionate. Constantly rubbing his cheeks all over you, and leaning against you, but be careful while you give him pets because if you mess up his fur he’s gonna swat your hands away.
He’s also definitely going to be really annoying and constantly walk in front of your feet and trip you up. Where are you going, why aren’t you admiring him, dammit
You know how most cats hate water?
Not asmo.
He’s gonna make you fill the bathtub up to his chin so he can float around on his tiptoes with just the upper half of his head out of the water like a crocodile.
Then you have to blow-dry him until he’s all nice and fluffy and give him a good brush.
He will absolutely tolerate you dressing him up and taking pictures as long as you make him look nice. He won’t allow you to put him in stupid costumes (he’s gonna bite you when you bust out a lobster costume) but a pearl necklace? Hell yeah.
Beel
Feed him dammit, he’s starving.
Cat-Beel is going to gnaw on EVERYTHING. Furniture. Books. Clothes. Your hands and ankles.
It’s not anxiety -- honestly he really doesn’t mind being a cat -- he’s just so hungy.
Also he’s MASSIVE.
You don’t actually know that he’s been turned into a cat until you go to the kitchen for a snack and find an orange & white cat the size of a literal child raiding the fridge.
Which brings me to my next point -- he’s gonna be SUCH a snuggle bug. Like those really big dogs that insist on sitting in your lap and crushing you. If he isn’t eating then he just wants to flop on top of you and crush you with his love.
You can baby-talk at him if you want, as long as you give him treats and snuggle him.
He purrs so. Much.
Will also let u just roll him around and do whatever you want to him dkjncdsn he’s honestly the chillest out of them all
Belphie
God he’s so fucking upset at first, like claws out, hissing and spitting at everyone, full on tantruming upset, BUT THEN. but then. You pick him up and press a kiss to his sweet little triangle head and he bleps and it's all over.
Good luck getting anything done. Cat-Belphie is going to demand your full attention for snuggles CONSTANTLY.
No, he doesn’t care that you’re trying to research ways to turn him back, he’s gonna plop his little butt on the tome you’re attempting to read until you give him love, dammit.
Honestly, Belphie being a cat isn’t that much different from normal. The biggest difference is that now he can squeeze into weirder places to nap, which makes it very difficult to keep track of him.
After searching for two fucking hours, you, Satan, Levi, and Beel find him stretched out across the arms of one of the chandeliers in the dining room, like it’s some kind of weird hammock.
He’s fast asleep. Nobody knows how he got up there.
(To get down, he ends up yeeting himself into Beel’s arms.)
If Bells isn’t napping, then he’s hiding under furniture, waiting for his next victim to walk by so he can attack their ankles.
(also the most likely to bite u when he wants your attention)
((part 2 with the undateables))


Satan celebrate his own birthday party

Some lazy sketching for y'all.
I swear lucifer was shooting stares at Lucy when she took killi out and left the house of lamentation in utter chaos.
Wow.
It's so freaking apt.
Asmodeus: “Satan beat up a man at the supermarket.”
Satan: “Wow, that makes it sound more dramatic than it was.”
Leviathan: “It’s online, Satan, you knocked him out.”
Satan: “He hit his head on the counter.”
Lucifer: “Wait what do you mean ‘online?’”
Belphegor: “Someone had an iPhone and they recorded it.”
Satan: “Yeah but it doesn’t show what happened before. This guy cut in front of me, called me a bitch.”
Lucifer: “So you hit him?”
Satan: “I confronted him.”
Mammon: “You knocked him out with a bag of frozen French fries.”
Objectively Mammon is terrifying.
He was a warrior in the Celestial Realm.
He's a powerful demon - a Sin. If you don't consider the Demon King & Barbatos, he's probably the third most powerful demon in the entire Devildom?
He's killed angels & demons before.
I don't know if he has killed humans but he has eaten humans.
He can cause Greed in humans.
His younger brothers are actually scared of him when he gets genuinely pissed (as rare as that is).
He destroyed a whole cafe cause he got into a fight with a customer.
In his own words, he could be "eliminated and come back after 200 million years".
In the manga (which I was told is official) he scares a bunch of RAD students while doing that "having a big smile but obviously threatening you" routine and casually picks up one of the students and holds them above his head with no obvious strain.
Despite only being one Sin below him, Levi says he would never be able to defeat Mammon in a fight.
He scares off a mugger in the human world by just looking at him.
He's basically Lucifer's right hand man in both the Celestial Realm and the Devildom and usually does Lucifer's "dirty work".
In the paws event the animal he's associated with is a tiger.
So yeah, objectively Mammon's terrifying.
Except, two different humans saw him and immediately decided he was gonna be their safe space, their guardian. He actively tried to scare them off and they practically laughed in his face and then attached themselves to his side. Two humans, with no magical powers whatsoever, one of them a 9 yr old child, saw this feral, spitting, debatably evil, ancient, eldritch creature and picked him up and said "This is mine now. This is mine and he's a baby and I love him."
And they were right.
Because the second they picked him up he immediately melted into a puddle of soft gooey unconditional love.
And I have so many feelings about this help
I really want to write an mc who accidentally summoned a very confused Diavolo who was about to go to sleep but i cant write for shit
We’ve all seen lucifer with his long hair. But what about mammon with curly hair ? Long curly hair. You cant tell me that his hair is naturally straight- he definitely has it permed / silk pressed
Artists please draw mammon in curly hair i need to see it
So i found out that a group of ravens are called an unkindness or a conspiracy and a group of crows are called a murder. I know mammon will take full advantage of this and scare and confuse people
Imagine he just got berated or something by satan, so he’s like “hmmm ya know what imma get him back”. So satan in his room, chilling with levi and belphie and they are coming up with all sorts of conspiracy theories. Mammon obviously barges into the room and goes like “ hey i have a conspiracy too”. And before any of them can do anything, so many demonic ravens just pop out of nowhere scaring the crap out of them. And well would you look at that the door is locked and mammon has legged it. Either way all three are traumatised cuz of the screech them ravens gave out in unison.
Don’t forget poor diavolo, who was walking with mammon, and they just happened to be talking about this gang who were causing a lot of trouble, and mammon is out here like “ye i also have my fair share of murders”. Cue diavolo having a double take like ‘sorry, what did he say??😀’. Imagine the sigh of relief when he realises mammon is on about his crows.
And mammon? Boi he’s out here loving every second of it
How would the brothers(and the rest of the cast, if you want to) react to a Mc who goes invisible(using magic probably) when scared or embarrassed, like a fight or flight response.

Hope you have a nice day :)
Ooh invisible mc
Imma do the bros only first tho. Thank you for requesting dear and have a wonderful day. How the heck do you lot come up with interesting ideas
Mc that becomes invisible when they get scared or embarrassed ft. the sins
Lucifer
Lucifer needed to look for you, because it seems you have forgotten to give him a report you were supposed to give him in the last week
The report was necessary, so that he and diavolo could improve on the exchange program
So he was trying to look for you in the house of lamentation
So lucifer goes to your room, and there you are, vibing to whatever soundtrack you’ve got on
So he’s just standing there like 🧍♀️
And you still don’t realise the guy is staring at you
Lucifer decided to call your name
You didn’t hear him - levi lent you his headphones and those where noise cancelling
So he just s l i g h t l y taps you on your shoulder
Which scared the absolute shit out of you
And the fucker was smirking
You obviously were embarrassed
So you just 💨poof💨 out of existence
Obviously lucifer went from this 😏 to this 🤨 real quick
You were here a second ago where the hell are you
He hears something rush past him and this guy caught you. You were trying to leg it
He is confused but not surprised he thought he was catching thin air imagine how stupid he must’ve looked
So you ✨reveal✨ yourself and explain to him that you go invisible when you get embarrassed or scared
He honestly was just already rubbing his temples
he knew that a certain someone would try use this trick for a lot of pranks
But that dont mean he didn’t forget why he was here
Where is the report you were supposed to give mc 😀
Mammon
Mammon got scared shitless when he found out you could do this
So you were just chilling, ya know, doing your thing, and it seems you zoned out
You didn’t realise that mammon was behind you - i think you zoned out
So obviously mammon is like “ oi mc 😀”
Your soul ascended and your body has disappeared
And now mammon is bamboozled
Where the hell are you mc
Obviously mammon is standing in the middle of your room like 👁👄👁
And it’s becoming a little awkward
So show yourself and he just looks so baffled so you explain your ability
Bad idea
“Imagine all the people we can scam mc” like boi if you dont?🤨
Your gonna give me and the peacock a migraine
Leviathan
Now levi never meant to scare you, he just kinda uh- he had a little bit of a gamers rage
So hes raging over here, and he asks your opinion on that matter pretty loudly scaring the absolute shite out of you
Darling your not even here 😀
So now he’s like ‘aw they don’t even wanna listen to me rant 🥲’
Babes mc loves hearing you rant you just made them see lillith again
But then you appear after you come over your shock and he’s like “??!!”
So you explain and he’s got stars in his eyes
“That’s exactly like the main character in [insert long ass title that spoils the whole plot]
Satan
Satan wanted to read in the library as one does
So he’s in a corner with a bunch of books around him, and theres a tiny cat on his shoulder
All of a sudden he hears someone acting out a passage of idk - lion king or something
You’re out here saying “…and he’s absolutely right, only the bravest lions go there.”
This guy – he hears The Lion King, he comes running 🏃
And he sees you and he does a double take
So he just finishes the line off for you
“But I’m brave.”
And you just f a d e a w a y
Satan is just staring at the spot you were sitting in like 👁👄👁
How?
He’s questioning everything he knows
Like he can see maths equations around him
Please return back to normal
This guy is buffering, he still on the loading stage
So when you reappear, he’s asking you 100 questions per minute
Good luck he’s gonna follow you until you answer
Ngl he gets disappointed when you say that you become invisible when you get scared or embarrassed
You got him walking around the house like “🙂” ( not that he doesn’t already it’s just that you can tell it is even more forced-bros eye is twitching as well)
He’s fully disappointed. He went through ten stages of grief when you told him. Now he’s going to be like “my whole life I’ve been trying to master the art of invisibility, and now when I meet someone with this gift, they can only become non existent when scared or embarrassed. Do you know how sad, disappointed and disrespected I feel? 🥲”
Like bro calm urself it ain’t that deep ( don’t say that you’ll get yeeted to your house in the human world )
He will calm down after a bit, just try not to get scared or embarrassed around him he’ll start sulking again
Asmodeus
This hoe caught you in 4k
Asmo has some nice clothes aight
You’ll be damned if you don’t try some of them
Defo has a corset or something
So you are trying his clothes, feeling hot and sexy as you should 😌, and this twat
This twat just walks in like “Mc darlin you will never believe what I heard today”
Stops in his tracks
He literally had three reactions simultaneously
He like “👁👄👁” “ 🎱👄🎱” “ ✨👄✨”
“ oh my gosh honey you look hot as me lemme take some pictures”
Baby you aint even here, you disappeared
This guy aint stupid tho. He may be a hoe, but he a smart hoe
He had three conclusions
Either 1- you some how hid in his room in supersonic speed
2- you threw yourself out the window somehow ( this happened way too many times for some reason)
Or 3- you used magic to hide yourself
He’s honestly the only one who stopped and was like “hmmm now how does this happen”
All he says is “mc no need to be embarrassed love you looked just fine”
Absolute king imma tell ya
So you show yourself and he basically just is gushing over how good you look
Doesn’t even need an explanation, he figured it out already
Next time, he’ll dress you up mkay
Beelzebub
This sweetheart
He didn’t mean to scare you, honestly
T’was one midnight, and Lord Beel seemed to have an urgent need to eat
The lord doesn’t realise a fellow member of his chaotic ass house was in the sacred kitchen
His stomach does one hell of growl
He out hear sounding like Cerberus roaring
Hercules be having flashbacks
And our dear mc screeched
They never jumped so high in their life before
But alas, a human being cannot achieve to fly
They landed, crash landed on to the floor
Cue the groaning
The lord of the flies was busy devouring the food from the fridge, but have no fear, he cares for those he loves
He hears you, but he cant see you
Therefore he follows his nose
He can feel you, but you seem to have no physical appearance
You show yourself, and before a word falls from your mouth, he is asking you if you are okay, and if you would like to join him and have a feast with him
What a gentleman😌
How could one decline on a hellish feast, it is food after all
So anyway, apologies for the Shakespeare talk, he asks you while munching on some spaghetti
You ✨explain✨ and he’s just like “okay cool👌”
Yall end up speaking about random shit and having some great midnight feast
Belphegor
This little shit
This menace to society
All he ever does is eat and sleep
Yet he managed to scare you without even trying
Bro was not even awake, you woke him up
You were cleaning the attic at night mkay
So the candles are out and so is the moon
That is the only source of light you got
You be humming to Isabella’s lullaby
Meanwhile belphie
His on the floor outside the attic.
His body decides that the floor is uncomfortable lets move
So it moves (the body)
And now this idiot is sleepwalking
So I understand why you did what you did
He opens the door to le attic and just stands there for a minute
His brain is like “ayo we got some nice music going we gonna sleep like a baby today”
And you obviously turn to see a motherfucking demon standing in the middle of the room like 🧍♀️
The scream you gave out was demonic
Babes your being influenced by the bros i think you need a vacation.
He has now awoken and is like “ what what’s wrong what’s happening”
This man got drop kicked real quick
You unlocked a new move congrats
I guess this is revenge for the strangling
Then you realise ‘oh shit that was belphie’
So he’s on the bottom of the stairs shaking
Trembling like a leaf
This nincompoop made you think he was having a seizure
So you go dow the stairs very carefully- I mean, you don’t wanna get tricked again don’t ya 🤨
You poke him with the broom “ …uuh belphie” no response
You feel yourself becoming invisible again
You’re getting scared for real for real
“ belphegor?”
You are now this close 🤏 to screaming lucifers name
And this little fuck starts laughing
Not even that, he’s laughing, crying, rolling on the floor and now he laughing way too much he became silent and his tummy be hurting
When he calms down, he dont see you
He’s like “yo mc I didnt know you could kick that hard”
Doesnt even care you disappeared, he knows your there he can feel it
So you just appear again and your like 😐
“Yo what was funny? Bitch i thought you had seizure ”
Obviously he’s gotta apologise for giving you heart palpitations and when he does
“ you were invisible weren’t you? Can i interest yo in some ways to prank lucifer?🙂”
You just ignored him and went to sleep
You don’t get paid enough this shit, don’t you mc?
I hope this is okay love it’s my first time doing a request. Have a nice day sweetie muwah💋
People should stop making beel seem like an innocent person. Like he’s a whole demon - just because he don’t seem dirty minded doesn’t mean he doesn’t know what it means. Y’all be forgetting he lives with the embodiment of lust. He obviously doesn’t immediately think of dirty things in a given situation, and when he does he keeps it to himself. There is no need for someone else to know what he thought. Not to mention that i do believe he uses him being dense as a little reputation, and it kinda works cuz i don’t think people would call Beel smart, they’d try to take advantage of him being nice, and boi if he catches you doing that, he’s probably going to have food a lot more earlier than usual.
Not to mention this smile

Thats the smile of a person who gotten away with everything, to the point no body will believe that he did something wrong. He will put the blame on people for no reason if he wants to (not belphie tho, he never blames belphie). He’s twins with a homicidal maniac, what makes you think he’s safe from getting his innocence tainted 🤨 this guy probably joined belphie on some little ‘adventures’. Beel is the older twin as well, and I’m pretty sure back in Ye Olde Days, belphie had to hold beel back from causing a whole ass massacre just because he says ‘im hungry😐’
Heya! I saw that your asks were open and I wanted to ask if you could do Mc meeting Diavolo’s dad? Like bursting in the castle to tell the prince about their day or their scheduled tea party or some other plan only to find his dad just sitting there. You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to though. Take care ❤️
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🎱👄🎱
Holy shite I love your work a lot my darling i can’t believe you requested
Ooh la and this request of yours is gold like- there is so much to write about. Imagine bursting in the castle and this guy is who is supposed to be asleep or something drinking some tea like 🤨 🍵🤏. Just -yes
Also, my apologies this took so damn long
Mc meeting the demon king for the first time
You just came back from seeing your family in the human world and boi you were excited to go back to see your demons. You had missed the demon brothers, Barbatos and diavolo a lot, and you got some gifts to give them.
You especially missed Diavolo and the tea parties you both had together – who knew that diavolo had a lot of things to tell you, whether it be something that happened during his day or a little story on how the human world was back when he was younger. There were also days where you both don’t have tea parties together : the prince only talking about how he never had someone to speak to as a friend, that he is grateful for you. Those were the days where the two of you would have a heart-to-heart conversation, or when you both question everything. There was never a day you have been bored in diavolo’s presence - he was truly an interesting being.
There was a light breeze which left as quickly as it came, making you curse the weather. However, despite the weather being too hot for your liking, you couldn’t help but feel your excitement building up. Oh you couldn’t wait to see your demons. Taking a turn, you reached an alley: perfect for you to teleport , away from prying eyes.
You chanted the spell under your breath and before you knew it, you were in hell. With your bags and the gifts with you, you made your way to the castle.
The demons around you could tell you were the master of seven, and friends with their prince and his butler, and wondered what the heck were you doing in hell. They knew better than attack you, of course, it would be ridiculous.
The ogling eyes was toned down your excitement a bit, but you managed just fine. All of a sudden, your stomach rumbled loudly. Imma eat i guess you thought. Changing direction, you went straight to a little cafe Beel mentioned before you left, saying something along the lines of the cafe being underrated. Opening the door, you were greeted by the scent of coffee. There were cookies, pasties and pastries on display. I guess Beel was right about this being underrated, it looks frickin tasty you thought, your stomach rumbling again, as if it was agreeing with you.
You went to the counter and one of the baristas came. She was a pretty demoness, to say the least. She had curly raven hair, and her skin a hue of dark blue, and hazel eyes that seemed to glow—or was that your imagination. You luckily stopped yourself from staring too much – it would’ve been embarazzing for you.
“Hello, what would you like today?” She smiled. You didn’t know what to order so you asked for the most popular or fan favourite food they’ve got to save yourself. You payed for your food, and sat down on a chair to eat.
The food was amazing, Beel wasn’t kidding when he said the food was great, and you didn’t realise that you wolfed the food. You left the cafe with a full stomach and continued your way to the castle.
Once you arrived, you couldn’t contain yourself, so you ran through the gates of the castle, and made your way inside. You opened the door to the living room that you and the prince normally have tea parties in , and exclaimed “Diavolo guess who’s back! Its me, and I’ve got some presents for…..”
You stopped talking. Because the man in front of you was not Diavolo.
He was sitting on the couch, drinking tea, before he looked up. His eyes that were molten gold, seemed to have witnessed so much of the world - you were beginning to feel overwhelmed at the amount of power those eyes held. There was a certain glint in them – one that was making you uncomfortable. His hair was a bloody shade of red, gold jewellery adorning his horns. He looked a lot like diavolo, except he wasn’t.
You connected the dots and realised that you have come face to face with the Demon King.
“Who are you and how does a mere human being know my son?” His power flooded the room, almost making your knees buckle. You could feel the wrath building up in the room – you were becoming wary.
But you needed to display some manners, of course, he was not like your sins and Diavolo, this man wanted you respect him address him accordingly.
“I am MC, Your Highness,” you answered his first question, bowing down slightly. The King’s eyes narrowed slightly : he seemed quite sceptical of you. “How do you know my son, human?” You knew this man is ancient, and probably despises the human race, and you didn’t think at all he’d take kindly to the exchange program. Did that stop you though? Absolutely not.
“Lord Diavolo is my friend, Your Highness,” you stated, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “I know for a fact that my son doesn’t go around making friends – he has a responsibility of being the heir to the throne. So tell me the truth, human, lest you want me give you an eternal punishment,” he calmly said. You, on the other hand, wasn’t impressed at all. You were saying half truth of course – he didn’t need to know about the exchange program. But seeing that his pupils were practically non existent, and his wings were outstretched, you knew you had to come clean, unless you wanted to be stuck in the dungeons.
“I know the Prince through an exchange program uniting the three realms, Your Highness.” You could not show any fear, though you were quite close to legging it. “An exchange program,you say? Do tell me more,” his eyes widened – lips curling into an unwelcoming wide smile. You read enough to know that this man was getting ready to pounce on you, yet you complied.
“The exchange program was made to unite the three realms and to live in harmony and peace with one another, and learning about demons, angels and humans,” you replied, making sure not to look him in the eye. “Oh? And it was my son who has made this program? Well it seems that a lot has changed after all.” He seemed to be talking to himself. You were still on high alert, his wings were a sight to look at, but they were still outstretched, and that was dangerous in itself.
“It also seems my son has forgotten his place as the prince of hell. I can’t believe he’s been dilly-dallying with humans.” He sighed dramatically. “I now know that humans have made him soft, and this exchange program? Goodness me, that disgrace of a child has cast shame upon the name of the devils,” he seethed.
You completely zoned out. You could tell he was berating Diavolo even more, but you couldn’t stand there and watch while this man was running his mouth. You needed this man to know that respect goes both ways : you earn it and you give it. You did not care that this man was a whole powerful eldritch being , but although your hands were trembling, when did you have any regard for self preservation? MC, you maybe a human, but you are a force to be reckoned with.
“With all due respect Your Majesty, Lord Diavolo is your son, correct?” You smiled. “Excuse me?” The king sputtering, confused. You dropped your smile. “Answer the question,” you stated, taking a seat on the single love seat. “…Yes, he is.” The king furrowed his brows. Humans normally beg for mercy in his presence, why must this human be any different?
“Well then. Why are you calling Diavolo a disgrace?” You looked him in the eye. “In what way is Diavolo a disgrace?” You asked him – you wanted to see his thought process. “Well, he is affiliated with humans, devil forbid the day he becomes friends with an angel,” he sneered at you, trying to intimidate you. You helped yourself to a cup of tea, knowing that this man will be spewing a whole load of bullshit. “Unfortunately for you, he is.” You smirked, loving the way this sad excuse of a father had a horrified look on his face. However, before a word tumbled out of his mouth, you held up a scone to him. The demon looked quite puzzled, but he took it either way.
“Before you say anything more, Your Highness, do you like war?” You asked him, sipping on your tea. “Pardon?” His eyes were wide – he never answered a question like this before. You narrowed your eyes at him, growing impatient. “You are not hard of hearing are you? Answer the question.” You inquired. You were not having any regard to your safety at all, but you really needed to show this man his place.
The king’s face twisted into even more confusion, and there were hints of anger in his eyes. He still couldn’t get over the fact that you were asking him questions and making a fool out of himself without even trying. “No I don’t,” he replied carefully. “Then do you not realise that your son is doing a lot to prevent wars in the future, he made an exchange program to protect all his people, and to overcome differences with each other. He has done a lot more than you have, and on top of that, he had to rule hell in place of you. And what were you doing?” You spoke with power, and could tell the king was getting mad.
“What were you doing, Your Highness?” You asked again, mocking his title. “I was in the dungeons,” he replied, sitting straight, knowing that saying the truth of him sleeping would sound ridiculous. “Well,” you took a deep breath and continued,“that does not give an excuse to berate your child, who has been doing everything to rule over hell.” You sighed. With the way the king was staring at you, you knew that you may pass away today.
That didn’t stop you from telling the man off. “You were in the dungeons, sleeping the whole time while diavolo was taking care of hell, while he was improving the devildom, and the day you wake up, you start running your mouth, and disrespecting you son. I expected the king to be sophisticated man, who would praise his son’s achievements, but I guess I was wrong,” you responded.
A deep rumble was heard, and the king was baring his fangs at you. Quite frankly, you were very disappointed, but your hands were shaking. “What is your name, Your Highness?” You inquired. “That does not concern you,” he hissed in reply. “Very well, Midas, I shall take the honour of teaching you some lessons on respect today.”
The king could feel his patience thinning. How dare they make a fool out of me, he thought. They dare address me as Midas, the name of that greedy fool?! How dare they disrespect me?
You could feel the kings wrath filling the room, and his pride was crumbling. You knew that the brothers do get fed when any demon of any rank gives into their sin, and that in this particular case, a certain cat lover was going to have quite a feast. You waited for the king to calm down, which was not happening at all until you became irritated. “You are the King of Hell, the most powerful being in here, yet you are being reduced to a mess by a mere human?” You tilted your head slightly, waiting for the king to answer. But alas, he was still seething on his sofa.
The king stared at you with pure unfiltered anger, and just as you were about to speak, the king stood up to his full height. He towered over you, baring his fangs, itching to kill. “You will regret ever making me angry, human,” he spat. “I will deal with that boy later and give him and his avatars a painful punishment, but for now, human, your soul is mine to take.”
The demon did not know what to make of the disdainful look on your face - the disappointment a mother feels towards her child sometimes, and a part of the king did not like it. He reached for your neck, trying to take your soul, but the smell of burning flesh filled his nose. The demon looked at his hand : his skin burning and cracking. He frowned – a human should not be able to perform any magic, unless they are a sorcerer.
You, on the other hand, thanked Luke in your head for blessing you – that kid is going to become a fantastic angel, you were sure of it.
The king looked down on you, his hands curled in fists, for he hated how you seemed unfazed. “I’d like you to take a seat, kind sir,” you said plainly, “I’ll have to teach you a lesson on respect.” With a flick of your wrist, a massive whiteboard and some whiteboard pens appeared. The demon king looked dumbfounded - yet he quickly replaced that look with a look of anger.
You looked up and still saw the man shaking in anger. Irritated, you kissed your teeth. The idea of a full grown man, a whole demon king at that, mad and upset at you just because you were trying to teach him some respect, made you feel very smug, but, the demon was wasting your time.
“Sit. Down.” The king’s eyes darkened. A part of him wanted to listen to you, but he mostly wanted to throw you across the room. Respect, my ass, he thought. You payed no heed. If he was going to stand, then so be it. You opened your marker, and started explaining. “Respect goes both ways, you should know, of course,” you began your lecture.
• • •
You finished your lecture after a whole two hours has passed, which shouldn’t have taken so long - it was honestly concerning. You made sure the king understood that he couldn’t put his son and avatars in the dungeons, and he reluctantly agreed. The king also managed to understand, to your surprise, that the exchange program was necessary for the future of all three worlds.
However, while you were sitting on the sofa, you couldn’t help but wonder where the hell the avatars and diavolo were. There were no servants around, and there was not a hint of life around the castle. Hell, the guards the usually stood outside the castle gates were not there. The only person who could know of their whereabouts was the king in front of you, and you had no choice but to ask him.
“Do you happen to know where Diavolo and the avatars are, Your Majesty?” You asked, eating a cookie. The demon however, stared at you with a look screaming ‘are you serious’. You met his stare with one of confusion. “Perhaps you shouldn’t have eaten too many cookies, human,” he told you. You were still very much baffled. “I do believe you have mistaken this place as Diavolo’s castle,” he explained. If you were confused before, you were now completely bamboozled. “What do you mean?” You asked. The demon king pursed his lips tightly.
“You are in the Mausoleum, human.”
Your eyes widened. “You mean I could’ve been with diavolo and the others this whole time, that I could’ve avoided this entire encounter, and that I went on ,” you exclaimed. All this time wasted on teaching a grown man respect, you thought sadly. You gathered your belongings and bid goodbye to the king, before he stopped you and asked how you knew he was asleep. You replied with smug look - he doesn’t need to know you’ve been eavesdropping on diavolo’s conversations with barbs.
With that, you made your way to the right direction to the Demon Lord’s Castle, a new little story to tell your demons once you reach your second home. Oh you couldn’t wait to see them shook – after all, not many demons, let alone humans, survive after an encounter with the King of Hell, but you, of course, were full of surprises.