This Is Apparently What I Get For Trying To Be Clever With Screenshots Of My Sims.

This is apparently what I get for trying to be clever with screenshots of my Sims.

First, Dean was fricken over it after I'd spent 10,000 years trying to figure out posing mods and positioning. You can't see it because I wasn't capturing the user interface at the time, but he was thinking about eating a steak and having a lie down. Poor preggo baby.

Then it started raining, so I sent Dean inside to have some food, but as I was finding something for Sam to do, he got STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. And because this fool is apparently as out of his mind as a Sim as in the show, he was TOTALLY STOKED ABOUT IT.

Yeah, no shit you're energised, you just had about 300 million volts through your body, ya dickhead!

Honestly. It's a good thing I made them unkillable. For accuracy's sake. Obviously.

The Sims 4 Does Wincest: Because I Tell It To

The sweetheart @asongfortheunloved had questions about my previous Simsnatural post here:

"OHHH! I need to know more about this story. Is that Sam's baby? Are they living in the bunker? Do they have the Impala? I have so many questions"

I figured I'd answer in a post as an excuse to share more screenshots no okay yeah as an excuse to share more screenshots!

Of course it's Sam's baby! They're in loooove!

Mind you, I say 'of course' as if Dean isn't getting railed on the reg by the Demon Dean and Soulless Sam sims I also made, along with almost any other sim who offers. 🙃 This was an oops baby, though. I had planned for them to have some together eventually, just not yet, since they already have eight bastard children to eight different mothers between them (Sam had a loose phase at university, what can I say. And Dean just a ho. But this was back at the start of the game before I realised pregnancy chances were on 80%. 🥴). I've only raised a couple of them. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Anyway, Sam can't get enough of the bump...

Not that I can blame him. How adorable is that man? I just want him babied up and glowing at all times.

The boys were also kind enough to indulge me in a selfie sesh while they were at it:

Then... Well... They might've got a little carried away...

Ahem. I'll just leave you guys to it and answer the other questions, shall I?

They don't live in the Bunker. 😩 There is an absolutely stunning custom lot by xogerardine (linked in my mods/CC masterpost) that is so perfect and accurate, though. Sadly it didn't work for the way I prefer to view my active lots, so I just found an already existing lot to move them into.

I didn't have the Impala because I didn't think it was available as CC. Your question prompted me to look, however, and now I DO! So thanks for that! 🤩

Shame it can't be driven around, but I'm sure Dean also feels better having her nearby. 🫶 Baby back on the road, baby brother in his arms, and baby on board. How sweet. 🥹

Thanks for your questions! Always happy to talk about this nonsense that consumes my days. 🥰

My Simsnatural posts: here.

Mods/CC used: here.

Obligatory fuck EA.

The question is for your sims 4 posts- who got Dean pregnant? Was it the teddy bear??

That is honestly not an unfair question. Although I angled the screenshot for a little modesty, the bear GREW A DICK for that animation.

As for who did get Dean preggers, I'm actually building a post about that right now! It's taking time due to having to get the right screenshots in amongst playing, but all will be revealed in time. *mysterious aura*

(Hint: If you've seen anything else on my blog, you already know the answer. I am not mysterious.)

~AU

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They got a fancy hotel room in upstate New York and Dean’s already thinking about how they can ruin the sheets cuddle

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tw eggpregg

Tentacle dildos but not silicone molded into tentacles shapes—actual alive tentacles the size of a dildo, some bigger, some smaller, that you have to keep and care for like anemones in an aquarium. They love wet and warm crevices because they're used to laying their eggs in them. Since they've been domesticated for the general market, they've developed a symbiotic relationship with humans. When removed from the water, they search your body for that warm hole to breed, glide into your ass or pussy and start fucking you until they come inside you. The eggs will develop and leave your body eventually, requiring an additional one-week incubation period. Once they have hatched, they grow fairly quickly into full-sized tentacles and boom, you got yourself a dozen more that compete for your holes.

If you're not into the whole eggpregg business—they recently crossbred two types of tentacles whose come is sterile. They have been cleared and declared as safe, but the crossbreeding resulted in some unforeseen side-effects. Tentacles that came once or twice per session now have a seemingly unlimited amount of come that they shoot into you until they tire, and the slippery mess it makes has been declared a safety hazard by several consumers now.

If you're not in for the clean-up, you can have them fuck you during their infertile period, which lasts about two weeks. Their self-lubrication is not as active during that time, making for an interesting textural experience, especially with the bumpy ones. But be careful—while infertile, they simply won't finish and just keep fucking you, which can lead to some very long sessions that some customers have called ‘too intense’.