Ruvonix - Ronk

If the batbro had to put of those patches for it to resemble period cramps..

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{Dick}

Would probably be strained and be on the couch wrapped in blankets with ice cream, crying about the pain

“Brucccceeeeeeeeeeee- Timmmmmmmmmmmm- damiiiiiiiiiiiii- Jas-“

“SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

*Cries*

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{Jason}

Would be cocky for the first half but give into the pain and curse like a sailor and have cravings for Alfreds food

“GOD DAMNIT! Alfred can you make something- anything as long as it’s from you..?”

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{Tim}

Probably either handle this the best or worse- but either way he would be stuck in his room yelling in a pillow or just sleeping through it all-

“Zzz...”

“Lucky bastard.”

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{Damian}

The screamer. This mf DOESNT SHUT UP UNTIL ITS OVER. And complains 24/7

“Father! I demand to know when this ends!”

“Damian Calm dow-“

“DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.”

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Cass/Steph: Pathetic.

Bruce: Wheres Jason?

Jason: *Jumps out of the mug with his feathers fluffed up*

Bruce: *sCrEaMs*

I was looking into the supernatural batfam Birds Au and it makes me question....

The batboys can turn into birds????

Like... Bruce would totally have trouble searching the kids to just find them somewhere just flying on bird form lol

If they can turn into birds I think they'd all have lots of fun flying around all over the place and going into nook and crannies just so they can jump out at Bruce or some goons during patrol like this video SDFSGDHSD

YouTube

Bird Pops Out and Scares Friends

After hearing something coming from the vents in their home, these friends went to inspect what was making all the commotion. Then, just whe

Just a fun idea tho :]

*Duke walks into one of Jason’s many safe houses*

Duke: Hey Jason, sorry to bother you but Bruce called for yo-

*Jason turns around after facing the window with a good space in between them*

Jason: How do you feel about Landmines?

Duke: w-wha?

Jason: Try your luck.

*gestures to the ground*

Duke:

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Dick: *calls Jason* why is Duke crying?

Jason: I bonded with him, isn’t that what you and the old man said to do? ‘Bond’ with new family members?

Dick: JAYBIRD HE SAID TO PLAY GAMES OR DO SOMETHING FUN NOT PLAY A DEATH GAME-

Jason: I had fun.

(Landmine Maze✨)

Okay think about it, Jason is stubborn as hell and basically DOESNT give ONE SHIT ABOUT DEATH-

So it got me thinking- what if he’s so reckless that he literally jumps in front of his brothers and literally takes a knife or bullet to the gut on purpose so the others won’t suffer

Edit: He probably already does and I’m just stupid

(Probably already been done but hey- I thought it was cool)

Jason: BRAT MOVE

*Kicks Damian out of the way and proceeds to get stabbed*

Damian: TODD, I DID NOT NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!....But thank you.

Jason: *Weak Thumbs up*

*calls dick*

Damian: Grayson.

Dick: What’s up Dami?

Damian: Todd got stabbed several times while protecting me again.

Dick: what?! Again!??? This is the third time this month!

Tim: Wasnt the last one a gunshot to the shin because of you? Cant he just make up his mind on whether to die or not?

Damian:

Damian: Todd says he’s to Angry to die.

Jason: You all are hoes.

Dick: Sorry but I’m a watering can :)

Tim: I’m a flower pot.

Damian: I’m the shovel that will bury you all...

Jason: damn