Cold Waters, Warm Bodies. Mattheo Riddle X Reader

cold waters, warm bodies. mattheo riddle x readerÂ
summary: mattheoâs always wanted a kiss from reader
warning/s: swearing and unedited
slaterâs note: i tried hard to not specify the house so you could.. just.. insert your own idk but yuh itâs three in the morning, i just wanted to post this

mattheo loved girls. he wasnât shameful about it.
and girls loved him. a perfect combination.
but you were different.
the last thing on your mind was a boy, especially one from the slytherin house with their notorious nasty attitudes and smug expressions that scared off any and all interaction from anyone that wasnât a pretty girl or apart of their own house.Â
and even as infamous as they were for their snide smiles and harsh comments, they also knew how to throw killer parties that left you hungover and out of your wits for days on after.Â
those slytherin parties were the only time when small percentages of outside houses were accepted into the green and dark common room for a night of fun.. fun that always went unspoken once everyone took a step out of that dark and haunting room until the next function was thrown together.Â
mattheo always made sure you were there, especially after seeing you stripped down to your underwear for a midnight trip to the black lake where him, blaise, and enzo planned and played out a night of skinny dipping for a couple of gryffindor girls, including you, who just so happened to be brought along by a friend of yours.Â
your eyes had shone bright beneath the moon light as you stared out upon the lake before pulling off your sweatshirt, amazed by such a sight and feeling a sudden bravery beneath the darkness of night, allowing only the small light of the stars to touch and dot your skin and the half crescent moon put light to your most admirable features.Â
mattheo had watched you silently, pressing his lips into a thin line before rubbing them together, watching the others follow your lead with equally giddy smiles and expressions, all eager to be consumed by the sensation of cold water with another.Â
your body had hit the water first, not necessarily caring to keep the atmosphere quiet like it should have been, but rather embracing the sudden rush that ate away at the core of your stomach in excitement. a rush that made you dizzy and kept the corner of you mouth up in a bright smile.Â
you remembered that feeling well and you remembered him. although the night at loch shiel was not when you had formally met him but rather at the infamous slytherin party where his hand met your face minutes before you had pulled away with a knowing smile on your face, almost telling him he should know better.Â
it was fun for him, the first couple of times anyways.Â
he ate up the little moments where you would allow his small touches of affection. the touches that caused the reddening in your cheeks and would get the better of you. you would have then looked away. away from him and heâd bite away a smirk before leaving you to yourself.Â
it was the fourth event of another skimpy slytherin adventure that lead him to your door with his arms wrapped around two other girls of your house, all snug and tight with a smirk on his face. and of course blaise, carrying out the introduction and plan to raid the forbidden forest with a couple of bottles of fire whiskey.Â
and of course you agreed after pulling on enzoâs green quidditch sweater to mattheoâs irritation, the sweater playing into a small amount of payback due to no hard feelings being shared.Â
a lie.
that was the night he had gotten the closest to you. with the dark swallowing you all whole and the fear of being eaten by a abnormally large spider consuming most of your bravery and ability to move as fast as blaise was; it all somehow push and pressed mattheo, who had cleared himself of the two other girls, and you together. his arm tightly wrapped around you waist with delight, keeping the two of you close.Â
you couldnât help but press your head against his chest as he guided you through the dark dirt paths to wherever blaise was leading you all with five shots of fire whisky down and warming his stomach for bravery. his laughs and snickers guiding you all the way through.Â
mattheo wasnât afraid. it was very obvious he wasnât by the way he lowly laughed at every jump and flinch that coursed itself through your body from every sound and movement that you thought you saw or heard.Â
âyouâre only seeing things, sweetheart.â
but he only wished you would ignore his words, finding delight in the way you pressed yourself closer to him and allowed your fingers to grip his sweater in hopes itâd protect you from whatever swarmed around you. he felt warmer that way, and he was sure you did as well with the way your shivers decreased with fear and movement closer to him.Â
he had hoped by the end of the night your lips would be on his and he would finally have your body pressed against his closer than the two of you were in the forest, sharing a bottle of fire whiskey.Â
but to his dismay, you had denied him once more, only allowing his thumb to drag across your bottom lip teasingly but disappointingly, mumbling, âburn that sweater.â
something that made you smile and something that almost made you open your door wider to welcome him in.Â
*
âyou goinâ to the party tonight?â
you flinched lightly to see blaiseâs face close to yours, whispering lowly and close to your ear. you frown for a minute, allowing your recognition to kick in before you smiled lightly, watching him slide into the seat next to you.Â
you hummed, pressing your lips together, âdepends whether or not youâll play the songs iâve been requesting since the very first slytherin party of yours.âÂ
âcanât help but your music taste is trash, love,â he shrugged plainly before you smacked his chest lightly with a bright smile on your face. he laughed in return with you before adjusting his posture back up, turning serious. âyou have to come.â
âmaybe,â you still smiled as you looked at him cautiously with your book pressed against your chest.Â
you examined him, unsurely, knowing there was something else he wasnât saying.Â
âdonât be like that,â he shook his head, âitâs the last party of the year, we have to go out harder than all the others and you have to be there.âÂ
you giggled, shaking your head at his silly words, âlike i said,â you stood, nodding slightly to him, âiâll think about it.â
*
you showed up. and you found yourself in the same predicament as always.
you were familiar with his brown eyes as much as you were with his attitude and habits.
he stood over you with his usual thin pressed smirk, holding a red solo cup tightly while looking down to you on your position on the black leather couch that was shoved further from the center of the room.Â
it had taken him a little longer than usual to find you and you had guessed it was due to him having his lips on a ravenclaw for most of the party.Â
they were still red too. you guessed it was either from smeared on lipstick or due to her pressing so hard up against him that it bruised him a bit.Â
you shook your head a little up at him but still smiled at how ridiculous he was, âalmost hadnât recognized you without that neck piece you had on most of the party.âÂ
a small smiled curved his cheeks as he looked at his shoes before back up to you and your low position, âshe didnât exactly fit me,â he mumbled before taking a seat next to you, his body so close and radiating off heat from the sweater he wore.Â
your thumb grazed the corner of his mouth, trying your best to wipe away the red lipstick that soon begun to annoy you despite you still finding humor in it. you could feel his lips twitch beneath your light touch, mattheoâs eyes staring at your face, eating away at how your eyes gleamed beneath this low lighting.Â
âyou gonna let me kiss you tonight, y/l/n, or are we leaving that another thing for next year?âÂ
his words made you stop and drop your hand, slightly squinting at him, âdepends if you ask nice enough.âÂ
he shook his head and you could tell you were driving him crazy from how you continued to play out and away from him, âare you scared?â
âwhy would i be?â
âbecause,â he mumbled but didnât continue on with his sentence. he instead continued to study your face before twitching his line of sight to your lips, making your stomach tighten and eyes fall from an amused state, but rather a nervous one.Â
you wanted to kiss him.Â
and he knew it.Â
you had finally cracked. and without asking nicely he had his lips against yours, pressing almost as hard as that ravenclaw girl with his hand holding the back of your neck while the other held your cheek.Â
you could feel her lipstick press against your lipgloss, something that you had to swallow down and only ignore for you were eager. you werenât sure for what but it had to be for him with how quickly you had leaned against him and thrown your arms around his neck, hoping to feel warmer and blissful and just as excited as you had felt when jumping into the cold waters of loch shiel, but it was nothing such.Â
his body was warm and somehow the burning taste of alcohol that resonated from his mouth only made you hotter, starting from the insides and flowing out till you felt as if you needed to strip.Â
his hold kept you stable and he only wanted to hold you harder, dig his fingers deeper into your skin in reassurance you wouldnât disappear or melt away like he had half expected you to do, but you stayed, pressing your warm body against his.Â
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a moment of silence. slytherin boys x reader
summary: you play the quiet game.Â
warning/s: swearing, uh slightly sexual lol
slaterâs note: i had no idea what to do with this part of the album but oh well enjoy this (itâs really weird)

you had never felt so dumb sitting in the slytherin common room with your mouth zipped shut with the rest of your friends, staring at one another with amusement filled eyes that had begun to water from the unbearable silence that filled the space between each of you.
you all sat in a circle in the calmest manner each of you could keep, practically holding breaths, not wanting to be the sucker whoâd have to strip first.
your eyes hit pansyâs and she smirked with her cheeks slightly puffed up from her practically holding her breath. she was so confident sheâd win but after a few shots of fire whisky, she was done for. she always got giggly and had no ability to sit still when intoxicated.
you stuck your tongue out at her and like you guessed she stuffed a giggle before covering her mouth quickly with wide eyes. mattheo jerked his finger at her before pulling away, motioning for her to remove a piece of clothing.
pansy rolled her eyes but began to unbutton her blouse, revealing the lacy bralette causing half the boys eyes to expand and enzo to inhale sharply, mumbling âoh my godâ.
you grinned, suppressing a snicker as you gave him a pointed look. he also rolled his, but smirked while he stood, joining pansyâs side where she struggled to unbutton her shirt.
âitâs my pleasure to strip in front of you all,â his eyes twinkled and his smiled increased before his fingers begun to filled with the buttons that concealed lorenzoâs âgorgeous bodyâ every girl raves about.
you rolled eyes as he grinned complacently, holding your so obvious stare before shrugging the material off his shoulders, revealing his bare chest. his hands soon lowered to his belt, making a move to unbuckle it causing your cheeks to grow even more red.
blaiseâs eyes widened, âdonât you dare..â he shook his head rather fast with his eyebrows scrunched and eyes piercing with not wanting to see anything covered by enzoâs slacks. blaise was already to his feet, unbuttoning his own shirt while staring at enzo the whole time with a pointed look, making sure he made no moves he undressing himself further.
you shook your head now being one of the ones left for this silly game. your circle got smaller, your knee now touching theoâs leg as he was leaned against the front of the black leather common room couch, silent and not exactly amused as much as you were.
you could bet heâd be one of the only ones left due to theo just being naturally silent and mattheo, who just knew how to keep his mouth shut. it relatively annoying from how bad you wanted to win this game and just generally not wanting to move any article of clothing- because it was stupid but all seven of you were bored and lorenzo had the greatest idea on how to fix that.... hence why you were all here.Â
âcan we speed this up?â enzo questioned, now sitting in one of the commons room chair, bored, but it was his own fault he was just so eager... âiâm going to remove all-â âno youâre not,â blaise rose his hand, shooting down the words about to spill out of enzoâs mouth. âyou are keeping all clothing on from here on out. i donât want to see anymore of your skin than i already have to.â blaise crossed his arms now, his eyes falling back down to you, draco, mattheo, and theo all starring up.Â
âoh câmon blaise,â pansy sunk onto enzoâs lap where his arms immediately fell around her tightly. she had a pout on her lips as she stared up to blaise who still looked unimpressed. âhave a little fun.âÂ
he rolled his eyes, looking away, silence once again filling the room as well as slight awkwardness due to you wanting to say something, but you couldnât-Â
âthis is childish,â draco stood up fast, walking away from you all rather fast, as if angered.Â
âoh câmon draco,â pansy called back to him, âdon't be a loser.â
âyou have to strip malfoy!âÂ
he didnât look back, but his tie came off, hitting enzo in the face before he continued for the stairs leading to his room. you shook your head, it was now down to the three of you and you were getting tired. this was getting ridiculous and you werenât about to win against two boys who went days without talking.Â
âalright,â you began to unbutton your white blouse from where you sat before standing to your feet, âiâm getting tired of this. we might as well make this fun.â you disregarded your shirt to the couch that was behind you before leaning down and pressing your lips against theoâs.Â
your hand clasped his cheek and almost immediately he fell into sync, kissing you back. sounds of amusement and praise hollered all around you as the two of you sunk into pure bliss and lust with theoâs hand holding your waist.Â
you pulled away and he pouted making you smile as you tucked a loose strand of hair behind your ear. you grabbed ahold of your blouse before turning to face the rest of your friends; shocked to say the least, but smiling.Â
âgoodnight,â you stepped over mattheoâs legs walking towards the stairs as conversation begun to bloom behind you. you smiled lowly, touching your lips lightly before heading to bed.Â
âletâs have a moment of silence for our fallen soldier,â enzo laid a hand over his heart, looking sympathetic, âtheodore nott. rejected for a second kiss.â
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Love Language
Summary: Tommy doesnât say âI love youâ.

(Gif by @nofckingfightingâ)
A/N: Sweet anon asked: Hello i love youâre writing! Can i request a tommy one shot imagine where the reader (his girlfriend or wife) finds out in his office, one of the locked drawers has everytning shes ever given to him? Maybe like love letters or randomïżŒ flowers everything he keep đđ€ thank you so mych. This request was so amazing to me, because you it made me feel like you understand this character so well? Either way, it made me think, and this is the result. Itâs kinda different but I hope you like it! Words: 1448
***
âTommy?â âHmm,â the preoccupied reply came. You sounded defeated, against your best efforts, âI love you.â âI know.âÂ
***
Thereâs blood on his shirt. Itâs the first thing you noticed when he walked in. Not the mud, not his eyes, not his energy, just the blood on his shirt.
âWhoâs is it,â you asked as casually as you could. Tommy lit a cigarette in reply. âAre you okay?â âYes,â he drew out the âsâ like he usually did when annoyed or tired. âWho was it?â you continued. âY/N,â he held up a hand, ânot tonight, eh? Not with the hundred fucking questions tonight, alright?â You remained silent for as long as you could bear, âJust need to know youâre safe.â âYou knew who you married,â a low voice replied. âI did.â Tommy stood up again slowly started to walk away.
âDo not,â you hissed, âwalk away from me.â âY/N, what the fuck do you want from me, eh?â he raised his voice, âThis is me. This is who I am. And Iâm doing it all to give you everything you want. To keep you safe. Alright?â You leaned forward and tried to lock eyes with him, âWhat I want, Thomas Shelby, is you. In one piece, preferably.â âI know,â he lowered his voice again, âAnd I understand.â He waved a hand like he was about to say more, but didnât. âItâs because I love you,â you emphasized. He nodded slowly, âAnd thatâs why Iâm doing all of this.â
***
You were sitting at your desk writing. Some people seemed to think that being married to Tommy Shelby was a fulltime job and it could be if youâd let it, but not for you. Even before Tommy youâd been a writer, a journalist and an author of short stories. Neatly you typed them out and send them to the publishers in question. It was the one thing in life that always offered you solace.
âYou spelled âenthusiasticâ wrong,â you husband commented helpfully after having popped up suddenly behind you. You ripped the page irritably, âSays the man who never even went to school.â âLife taught me how to spell, Y/N,â he sort of joked. âLife taught youhow to spell âenthusiasticâ? Canât remember the last time you were ever enthusiastic about anythingâŠâ He raised one eyebrow slowly, âHow about âsarcasmâ, can you spell that? Or âdevilâ, how about that, eh?â You pouted theatrically, âSometimes Iâm not even sure you take me and my work seriouslyâŠâ âOh, I take it seriously,â Tommy took a drag from his cigarette, âI know itâs enough to keep my wife away from me.â You smiled back at him when he did, but still a pang of hurt went through you: youâd give up everything just to have him say âIâm so proud of you sweetheartâ. Just once.
***
âCome on,â he whispered. You looked up. âCome on,â he repeated, cigarette hanging from his lips, âletâs go upstairs.â âWhy?â you asked, as you already started to follow him. Once inside the bedroom, he started undressing you with surprising tenderness. âTommy,â you breathed, âlook at me. What is it you want?â As a reply without words he gazed at your body, like he was drinking in very detail and getting drunk at the mere sight of it. âYou and me, Tommy,â you said in between kisses, âremember itâs you and me. Fuck the rest of them. Fuck your family. Fuck the whole world. I love you and you love me. Itâs you and me and nothing can ever come between us, right?â As he took off his own shirt, he gently pushed you down onto the bed.
âYou and me, right Tommy?â you repeated, a little breathless as his head disappeared between your legs. âNo,â he finally spoke, âyou.â
*** Thomas Shelby had a long day of dealing with renegade family and dangerous enemies, so when he got back home, all he wanted was his wife and some peace and quiet.
âI cooked,â you said as you lingered against the doorpost. Tommy looked tired, worn-out, dead almost, with his head in his hands, âeven told the cook to take the evening off,â you commented while your voice sounded flat. It was funny, because your emotions were all over the place, but your exterior just didnât show any of it.
He slowly lifted his head, âYou did, eh?â âThought you might like itâŠâ you fidgeted in spite of yourself. âI pay that cook for her to actually fucking cook,â he grumbled. âFine,â you snapped, âIâll feed it to the dog,â and you started to walk away. âWaitâŠâ âWhat?â You didnât even really turn around. Tommy sighed again and for a moment it was like he noticed the disappointment in your eyes, âWhat did you cook?â âMint leaves. Your favourite.â And then a minor miracle took place and Tommy Shelby actually smiled a little.
***
âYou were late today. I waited.â âIâm sorry.â âAre you?â âI am.â âDo you love me?â âYes.â âTell me.â âI do. Every day.â âNot with wordsâŠâ âNo, not with words.â âTommy, tell me again.â ***
You were still half-asleep in Tommyâs arms. His eyes were closed and his breath was steady. Outside, the sun wasnât up yet, but it wouldnât take long now.
Next to you, there was a gun on the table. Tommy had just taught you how to shoot. Heâd shown you over and over again, even though youâd protested. But he said you might need it one day. On the other side there were his cigarettes and whiskey. His medicine. His comfort. His eyes were closed and his breath was steady. But for how long? How long would it be until heâd die by his own gun, or get killed in some fight? Or met some other girl, prettier and smarter than you? As if he could read your insecurities, he shifted in his sleep and hugged you even closer to him. Thomas Shelby might not be perfect or a gentleman or eloquent when it came to expressing his love, but he did hold you at night.
***
âTommy?â you shouted out through the house, âTHOMAS!â âFucking hell, woman,â his head appeared around the corner, âWhat is it?â Slightly embarrassed by your own volume, you said, âI canât find the scissors.â âTheyâre in my desk somewhere,â he put on his cap and added, âI need to see a man about a horse. Iâll be back in ten minutes.â You made your way to the desk that was always so tidy and neat. So you did as any sensible woman would do and turned over everything in search of a pair of scissors. Nothing. Angrily you threw down a pile of papers. And thatâs when you noticed it. One drawer hadnât been opened at all. When you tried it, you found it locked. But you were a girl from Small Heath and no locked drawer could stop you. In less than twenty seconds you had managed to force the lock en slid the secret hiding place open. Inside there were more papers, neatly stacked and tied together with pieces of string in different piles. Breathlessly you took them from the drawer and examined them one by one. âStill looking for those scissors, eh?â a low voice grumbled in your ear and you practically jumped from fear. âFor fuckâs sake, Thomas,â you mumbled as you tried to hide the papers youâd just found. Tommy was eyeing them already, but didnât say a word.
So you went back through them, âThese are the letters I wrote to you, when you were in France. I thought you threw away everything. Your medals, everythingâŠâ He didnât reply. Tears sprang into your eyes as you examined the second pile, âAnd these are all my short stories. Did you cut them from the papers? Did you really keep them all?â You quickly went through them and they were all there, from the very first one ever published, âAnd these, my articlesâŠâ
Tommy cleared his throat once and cast his eyes down when you looked at him. Lastly there was a small box. When you opened it, you found, âThe rose I wore, when we were kids. The one my brother stoleâŠâ And now you couldnât find the words, âI hardly⊠I didnât even know you⊠back then. Why?â Tommy grabbed his case and started searching for a cigarette. âTommy,â you insisted, âI had no idea. Why did you keep all of these?â âItâs obvious, isnât it?â he smirked lightly. You stared at the content of the secret drawer and decided that nothing was ever obvious when it came to Thomas Shelby. âWell?â you questioned. âI love you.â
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jacob bertrand alphabet fluff
summary: alphabet fluff with jacob bertrand
warnings: swearing, really random, and a bit sexual
slaterâs note: itâs been awhile LMAO IM SO SORRY

ass - likes to grab/slap your butt like all the time because he just is a touchy person like that⊠and the butt is something he likes to touch
best friend - you guys were best friends before the two of you started dating and still continually act like best friends but who kiss each other⊠if that makes sense
cooking - you guys try to cook meals together! but fail terribly because the only meal jacob knows how to cook is ramen and eggs, and heâs honestly hard to teach because.. letâs be honest heâs strong headed
dude - he calls you dude out of habit
eating you out - he likes to eat you out lmfao and heâs lowkey good at it and likes giving you pleasure
fight - heâll fight anyone that catcalls you/is an asshole to you, like heâll straight up square up
group chats - jacob gets wrecked in the group chats for being a simp- which is true
hoe - jacob was lowkey a hoe before dating you.. and you make fun of him for that but he really is no longer one because you have him whipped
inside jokes - the two of you have a lot of inside jokes, which was why everyone lowkey hates you because the two of you just laugh at random times
jacked - the two of you compare your muscles when flexing to see whoâs more jacked
kisses - will kiss you anywhere and everywhere at all times of the day because he is clingy af. he loves kissing your cheeks the most and it usually is to surprise you.
love - i think itâd take awhile for him to admit he loves you and when he does, it slips out and he denies he says it (like when chandler said heâd loved monica and freaked out) but he does love you.. heâs just the type itâs hard for him to say
motorcycle - he buys a motorcycle impulsively which was a fun idea after about two hours until he kind of crashed and had to take it to the scrap yard
nicknames - he comes up with the most random nicknames ever, which is cringy sometimes but real cute sometimes. he also uses the most generic nicknames like âprincessâ and âbabyâ.
old - you guys sometimes bicker like an old married couple, which your friends all make fun of you for
profanities - he swears ALL THE TIME and heâll scream random curse words at the most random times.. itâs kinda cute
qdoba - jacob sometimes goes missing a lot of the time and most of the time heâs at qdoba eating a burrito
red - your skin gets red after jacob bites you at random times and so does his when you dig your nails in his back when things get spicy
sex - sex!
t.v. - binge watching âkirby bucketsâ and he hates you for it because heâs a little bit embarrassed but you baby him and say how cute he is
unibrow - you pluck his unibrow and eyebrows đ
valentineâs day - jacob spoils you on valentineâs day with kisses and flowers and balloons
wimp - you call him a âwimpâ or âa pussyâ whenever he wonât do something you want to do, which is a bit manipulative but he will totally do it when you call him something like that because he wants to prove that he isnât a pussy đ
xolo - heâs either your guysâ roommate or is the equivalent of a roommate.. meaning he shows up to your guysâ apartment whenever he pleases
yo - he says âyoâ a lot (i didnât know what to put here)
zoom - he likes to drive real fast which sometimes scares you because he thinks itâs funny and doesnât really pay attention and doesnât slow down until you start yelling at him.
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