The Marauders All Wore Each Others Clothes. It Originally Started With Sirius Wearing A Pair Of James

The marauders all wore each others clothes. It originally started with Sirius wearing a pair of James’ shorts, then the girls got mixed in too. No one knows what belongs to who anymore, it’s a free for all in everyone’s wardrobes. Of course then Regulus starts wearing James’ clothes, and his friends steal his clothes ect. It gets so bad that one day Barty walks around in one of Mary’s shirts.

Sirius, smugly: when I was your age-

Remus: When I was your height

Sirius:

Sirius: fuck you.

James: What are you doing?

Regulus: *Wrapping himself in James' arms* Hiding

James: ...Do you mean hugging?

Regulus: Did I fucking stutter?

The ‘there’s only one bed’ trope but instead of waking up in each other’s arms the ship wakes up and one of them is spread out across the entire bed and the other one is falling on the ground.

Lily: *wrapping presents* hey who took the scissors?

Remus: not me

Sirius: wasn’t me

Marlene: i’m gonna just throw my presents at people so i don’t have to wrap them, so i haven’t got them!

Mary: sorry not me Lily

Peter: i haven’t seen them!

James: Reggie was here a second ago wasnt he?…

Lily: *nervously* yeah he was…

Sirius: *jumping up* EVERYONE KNOWS THAT REGULUS BLACK IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE UNSUPERVISED WITH SCISSORS.

Remus: darling he only attacked you with them ONE TIME

Sirius: that’s what he wants you to think.

sirius and reg teasing each other

sirius: don't worry reg, you'll always be my favorite cousin

regulus: sirius-

james and remus: your favorite WHAT?!

sirius: ops

regulus: *to sirius* the inbreeding really shows with the way your mind works

remus: the WHAT??

james: what have i gotten myself into..