I KnowIm Not The Best Artist And I Have A Cartoon Art Style, But I Still Hope This Helps Someone! Ive

I know I’m not the best artist and I have a cartoon art style, but I still hope this helps someone! I’ve also never drawn a tutorial so like idk if this makes a whole lot of sense. 

Edit: Regarding the last slide, while true for some people this doesn’t apply to everyone, i based it on “personal experience” and was informed that with some the colour stays the same throughout, my bad :/

unfortunately, i like naruto

Describe all fights as uncharitably as possible.  E.g. when the party is battling the evil lich in his lair: “as your highly trained warriors continue to beat up the old man in his living room…”

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

[ID: Picture of the nails in cheese that OP was talking about. End ID]

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

you: homoerotic subtext

me, an intellectual: impligaytions