Just Finished Iron Flame And I Am Fucking SCREAMING

Just finished Iron Flame and I am fucking SCREAMING

Jordelia Headcannons

-They have 3 children

-Layla Lynette Herondale, Adele Theresa Herondale, and Owen William Herondale

-Layla has Cordelia's hair and James's eyes

-Adele looks exactly like James

-Owen has dark red hair and Will's blue eyes

-They all speak Persian and Welsh

-Cordelia teaches them chess

-Adele is the best at it

-Layla LOVES daggers

-She bonds with her Uncle Alastair over their shared love of daggers

-He gives her a dagger after she gets her first rune

-She likes Persian poetry

-Cordelia read Layla and Majnun to her all the time when she was younger

-She loves hearing about her namesake

-Adele has an axe like her Aunt Lucie

-She's really good with it

-Lucie loves watching her train with it

-She's shy like James

-She and Christopher and Grace's daughter Marie are parabatai

-She loves to read

-Tessa gives her A Tale of Two Cities and it becomes her favorite

-Will and Tessa are delighted

-Owen has an electrum whip

-Anna gives it to him for his birthday

-Anna and Matthew teach him about fashion

-He has exceptional taste in waistcoats

-He's always asking his parents and Will and Tessa for stories about their adventures

-He's very proud to be a Herondale

-James has the Herondale dagger made for him after he kills his first demon

-He takes it everywhere

-All 3 of the hate ducks of course

I don't know if this has already been said, but Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift is perfect for Rowaelin.

"We do not eat our allies"- Tairn

The Merry Thieves Incorrect Quotes

James: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Matthew: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Thomas: A realist sees a freight train.

Christopher: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

James: Those darn tall old people.

Matthew: Darn em' indeed.

Christopher: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.

Thomas: * sharpening knife* Yes.Dead.

The Merry Theives: ...

Thomas: Hahaha.

Thomas: ...Is this self- destructive behaviour?

James: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Thomas: A doll.

Christopher: A cinnamon roll.

Matthew: A sweetheart.

James:

James: ...stop it.

James: *Screams*

Matthew: * Screams louder to assert dominance*

Thomas: Should we do something?

Christopher, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Can everyone please stop with the Elriel vs Gwynriel hating. You all can have different opinions and still respect each other. Also nothing you say is going to affect the actual outcome, thats up to Sarah, so stop acting like one well reasoned arguement will get you your ship. The amount of negativity I see in this fandom, just from this specific shipwar, is actually ridiculus, and I wish everyone would just calm down.