This Is Too Hilarious.

This is too hilarious.

Honestly, this is something that Jesper would definitely do.

Masterlist

Y/n: We need to distract these guys.

Jesper: Leave it to me

Jesper: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Inej, Nina, and Matthias *immediately begin arguing*

Kaz watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

I love Bucky. This is so cute.

Bucky x Reader - She Will Be Loved

Warnings: terrible date (being ghosted), fluff, fighting (combat), being held at gunpoint, being trapped, hypothermia, vulgar language, mentions of death, hurt/comfort sort of, more fluff Word Count: 8,8K (I tried to keep it under 4K but I can’t control myself) Summary: You have feelings for Bucky that you have pushed aside for too long, in a fear that having feelings for your colleague would be a distraction for you as an Avenger. After a terrible date, Bucky comforts you. The two of you get cozy and you say things you soon regret. You talk things through a few days on an icy mission, when you get trapped together in a sticky situation.  Song prompt/Listen to: She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 Author’s Note: This is for @nekoannie-chan​ ‘s writing challenge. I hope you’ll enjoy it! I’m so excited to write for Bucky again. It’s been too long. I’m sorry if it sucks, I procrastinated way too much while writing this. #bucketdeservesbetter 

THIRD POV

It had been well over twenty minutes since the artificial intelligence system had informed the people at the compound that Y/N had returned. Whenever the garage was used, it would let others know. Oftentimes, no one really thought much of it. The updates and messages from the system were something the Avengers and the other people working at the compound had grown used to. 

When Bucky realized that she wasn’t anywhere to be seen, he wondered if she could still be in the garage. Was she alright? 

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I just imagined the bat boys in Traditional Indian attire and;

HOLY SHIT.

I just melted.

What I would do to see Azriel like this.

Cassian wearing this, WHEW.

Rhys, Our Dear High Lord, he would definitely be cocky wearing this.

This Is s cute. I love Percy ❤

Debutante ball

Percy x reader

Summary: reader attends a finishing school and is being forced by her mother to take someone else to the upcoming debutante ball, not her boyfriend, Percy. How will Percy react to this information?

Warnings: sad Percy :((

A/n: someone requested hurt comfort with Percy, Nico or Leo and I said I was gonna do a crossover but I got this idea instead so I hope you enjoy!

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Going to a finishing school meant you had to take part in many customs and traditions you didn't want to be a part of or just didn't agree with the idea. Your mom had put you into finishing school in exchange for letting you go camp Half-Blood in the summer. Why couldn't she have simply sent you because you're half Greek God, you didn't know. All you knew was that if you wanted to see your friends and your boyfriend again, you had to do what she said.

And her latest, by far the most ridiculous request, was for you to partake in a debutante ball. You didn't even know what that was until you attended that boring meeting of the Garden club with your mom. And what you found out what outrageous. They're basically auctioning off their daughters to sons of rich people because you're "of age."

Of age for what? One might ask. Marriage! Your mother was planning your marriage when you were just sixteen! You begged your mom to just let you stay at camp, but she wouldn't budge. One good thing was that your friend Rachel from camp was also going to be there since she attended finishing school with you. That would definitely make it more sufferable.

“Y/n!” your mom called as you packed for camp.

“Yeah?” you responded.

“Do you have a pair of elbow-length pigskin gloves?” your mom asked as if it was a normal thing to own.

You furrowed your brows, rolling your eyes at the question. “Mom in what world would I buy elbow length pigskin gloves?” You asked sarcastically, zipping up your bag just as your mom entered the room and stood by the door.

“Well if you don’t have a pair then we’re going to have to get you one,” she stated.

“Is there any way I can ditch this thing? It’s so stupid! Why do I need to be presented to society?” You groaned in annoyance.

“So you can meet a nice guy and marry rich someday,” she smiled sweetly, coming to tuck your hair behind your ears.

“Umm, I literally have a boyfriend whom I love very much!” You protested.

“Yeah, he’s great!” Your mom agreed. “To pass the time. He isn’t the kind to settle down with.”

Anger bubbled inside of you out of protectiveness for Percy. The two of you had been through a lot together and he had put his life on the line multiple times to save yours. Your mom would never understand how deep the connection between you and Percy went.

You glared at your mother as she turned around to exit the room.

“Oh, before I forget,” she turned around. “You know the Vanderbilt’s older son? The handsome one?” Your mom asked.

“Rafe?” You questioned, recalling the stuck up brunette you met at the Garden club meeting who seemed to have taken a liking to you.

“Yes!” She grinned. “He’s gonna be your escort to the ball.” She beamed and walked out.

Great! So not only were you being forced to attend this thing, you couldn’t even decide who escorted you.

Ten minutes after the very annoying conversation with your mother, you stood in front of your house, duffel bag slung over one shoulder, and a hood drachma in the other hand to summon the chariot of damnation to take you to CHB.

A dangerously fast car ride later, you arrived at the entrance of camp. You were filled with excitement to see your friends from camp half blood and camp Jupiter who were going to stay for a few days. You couldn’t wait to tell them all about school and what you’ve been up to and hearing their stories as well. How greatly you had missed singing at bonfire while cuddling with Percy, even the grumpiness of Mr. D that never failed to make you laugh.

Most of all, you just wanted to hug Percy, to be able to kiss him when you wanted, to have his corny jokes right there when you were feeling down.

Giddily, you hopped out of the car and walked into the entrance of camp half blood.

Immediately, you identified the two figures running towards and grinned, running as well to meet them.

Piper clashed into you, wrapping her arms around you tightly while shrieking in your ear, “you’re here! You’re here! You’re here!” You laughed out loud and held her back just as tightly having missed the brunette dearly while you were away.

When she pulled away, you saw Leo Valdez looking a lot more tan and taller than you remembered him. He was really handsome in the handyman’s clothes, you had to admit but you wouldn’t dare voice those thoughts because you knew you’d never hear the end of it.

“Hey Leo!” You grinned, getting pulled in for a hug by the son of Aries.

“Hey Y/n!” He rocked the both of you side to side. You laughed. “How’ve you been?” He asked.

“I’ve been good! Oh my god, I have so much to tell you guys!” You said excitedly.

“Well don’t tell us standing here! Get settled in,” Piper said. “Go see Percy,” she bumped your shoulder with hers and a small blush crept up your neck. “And then we can all meet at the Poseidon table in an hour?” She suggested.

You and Leo nodded. “Sounds good.”

Setting your bag down in your cabin, you excitedly headed towards the Poseidon cabin, happy about finally being able to see Percy.

You knocked once on the door and it swung open a couple of seconds later. Percy stood in a black t-shirt and a pair of white soccer shorts, looking devastatingly handsome with this tan and messy hair that fell into his eyes. It was like you were falling in love all over again.

“Y/n!” He shrieked in excitement, lifting you off the ground and spinning you in a circle while hugging you tightly. You giggled loudly.

“Hello to you too,” you grinned once he set you down. “Miss me?”

“You have no fucking idea,” he said before closing his mouth over your lips in a longing kiss. His arms wound around your waist tightly and your hands rested on his forearms as he leaned more into you. Percy pulled away and rested his forehead against yours, both of you breathless. “How are you, babe?” He asked.

“I’m good! How are you?” You replied.

Percy chuckled. “I’m good too.” And kissed you once more.

“Come on, we’re supposed to be meeting everyone at the Poseidon table,” you grabbed his hand and started to lead him out.

“Wait but I just got you back,” Percy protested. “Can’t I have a few minutes alone with my beautiful girlfriend,” he pulled you back, smiling at your blush.

“Fine,” you playfully rolled your eyes. “Only cause you called me beautiful.” Percy laughed out loud.

After a few more minutes of hugging, laughing, and talking (and kissing), you dragged Percy to the tables with a smug smile while Percy groaned behind you. He loved all his friends but the man just wanted some time alone with his girlfriend. Is that too much to ask?

"Hey guys!" you greeted as you approached the Poseidon table seating all your friends: Nico, Will, Jason, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Leo, Rachel, and Grover. And Annabeth.

One by one, everyone hugged you (even Nico), and settled down to finally catch up with everything going on in everyone's lives. Percy talked about whatever bully he made drink toilet water and you kissed his cheek, Annabeth talked about how fun school could have been only if other people weren't there, and Frank and Hazel talked about training at camp Jupiter and how annoying Octavian has gotten. Well, Hazel talked and Frank just stared at her like she hung the stars. You found that adorable. Piper talked about what she "stole" this school year and how she convinced the bullies to stay off hers and everyone else's tails, Jason talked about some changes they're introducing at Camp Jupiter, and finally, you and Rachel talked about the ridicule of the finishing school and of course, the upcoming ball.

"What do you do at it?" Leo asked.

"You get presented to society," Rachel cringed.

"And that means?" Frank asked.

"You put on a pretty dress and walk out in front of a bunch of rich snobs to have their pick, then you dance with the sons of rich snobs while desperately wishing for the night to be over," you explained.

"I've never been to one," Annabeth said. "But I'm pretty sure you need someone to escort you. and your father, of course."

"My mom's new boyfriend is gonna come with me," you said. "And as for the escort, Rafe Vanderbilt is doing the honors."

"How'd you get him to agree? literally every girl at the Garden club meeting was raving about him," Rachel asked.

"I'm charming," you beamed. "But, really, my mom managed to set him up as my escort." Rachel nodded in understanding.

"I'm probably going with Nate," she said.

"Oh, he's cute," you encouraged her. "Good for you!"

You started having a conversation with Rachel about the ball and everyone started talking amongst themselves having not seen each other in eight months.

“Hey,” Percy interjected, pulling on your elbow. “Why is this Rafe guy taking you?” He asked, a bit of hurt in his voice.

“It’s nothing personal,” you stroked his cheek. “My mom just picked him because she thinks he’s handsome and well mannered. He’s a stuck up asshole and good thing is I never have to have contact with him again. You have nothing to worry about, okay?” You said gently.

“I guess,” Percy muttered, shoulders sagging.

Picking up on his bad mood, you stood up. “Hey, guys, I think Percy and I are gonna go take a nap. We’ll see you guys at lunchtime.”

"Okay." "See ya."

You and Percy headed to the Poseidon cabin and the whole way Percy looked at the ground, kicking rocks as he went. Once inside, you closed the door and sat on the bed opposite each other with your legs crossed.

"Tell me what's up," you asked Percy, gently taking a hold of his fidgeting hands and lacing your fingers through his.

"Nothing is wrong," he muttered.

"Obviously something is. Otherwise, you'd be making dirty jokes right now."

Percy smiled a little.

"Talk to me, handsome."

"I just don't understand why I can't take you to the ball. I know I'm not part of that high society you are in, but that doesn't mean I'm not good enough! I can learn whatever you need me to learn. Do you want me to dance? I'll learn to dance," Percy ranted.

Your hands left his and gently cupped his face, tipping his chin up to meet your eyes. They were slightly watery and your heart shattered into a million pieces.

"Percy, please don't tie your self-worth to this stupid event. I didn't pick this guy, okay? My mom did! I don't want to go with him. I would never even think of anyone other than you," you reasoned.

"Why is your mom forcing you to go with this guy if you don't want to?" he asked.

"Because she's like that. I understand she wants what's best for me but unfortunately, our opinions on what's best for me don't match at all," you frowned. "I promise, love, it's got nothing to do with you. She just wants me to socialize and get accepted into these high society clubs and stuff. I won't let this separate us, okay? We have been through too much together to let a petty thing like this come between us."

Percy nodded in agreement. "Okay then, I guess I can't do anything about it." He accepted defeat.

You thought about it more a moment before perking up. "I mean if you just happened to be there and just happened to ask me to dance, she can't say anything." Percy perked up at the idea, a smile immediately taking over his beautiful face.

"Really?" he asked.

"I mean its not my fault you were there coincidentally," you shrugged mischievously.

"Of course not," Percy mocked your tone.

You both smirked at the plan you made, not dreading the ball so much anymore.

"I love you, Percy," you said, holding his face. "Never forget that."

"I love you, too, n/n. I'm sorry I got so jealous." Percy kissed you sweetly and the two of you decided to continue plotting your plan after waking up from a much-needed nap.

Katherine Pierce- Neutral Evil