
Hoard of your resident sarcastic ace friend. Somewhere between 25 and 250. Asexual/Demisexual, Cis, She/Her/Hers. Posts a lot about: D&D, language learning, LGBT+ content, social justice, and fiber arts. Also cats and books.
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A While Back My Boyfriend Was Lamenting The Fact That Nintendo Was Only Offering The Hyrule Warriors


A while back my boyfriend was lamenting the fact that Nintendo was only offering the Hyrule Warriors scarf to Japan. Approximately 50,000 hours of knitting later I came up with this for his birthday, and I’m very happy with it. The downside is that if he ever loses it or even stains it, I will immediately break up with him. I’ve never experienced anything so tedious.
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The extremely detailed OC ask meme
Send me a number and an OC and I’ll answer!
The Basics
1. Age, Birthday, Star Sign
2. Gender Identity
3. Orientation and Relationship status (single, taken (by who?), crush (on who?))
4. Race and Ethnicity
5. Height and Body type
6. Headcanon VA
7. Occupation
8. Weapon of Choice(?)
9. Hometown and current residence
10. Do they have any markings, piercings or scars?
11. Do they have any notable features, like horns, tails, or so on?
12. Own any pets?
13. Have any kids?
14. Can they cook? Can they bake?
15. Can they sing? Can they dance?
16. Can they drive?
17 Can they fight?
18. Have any special keepsakes?
Interests
19. Hobbies
20. Clothing/Aesthetic
21. Fave food(s) and drink(s)
22. Fave Color
23. Fave Genre
24. Fave Season
25. City or Country?
26. Guilty Pleasure
Storytime
27. What’s their family like? Who’s in it? What’s their relationship with them?
28. Are they literate? Did they go to school? How long? What level?
29. What was childhood like?
30. What was adolescence like?
31. What’s their current main conflict?
32. What steps have they taken to overcome this conflict?
33. How have they changed over time?
For Fun
34. What’s their room look like right now?
35. What are they like as a friend?
36. What are they like as a partner?
37. Do they have any phobias?
38. Did/do they go anywhere special for vacations?
39. Your character walks into a cafe. What do they order?
40. What time do they go to bed, usually?
41. What’s their morning routine like?
42. What’s the dumbest thing your character’s done?
43. What pokemon would your character be (if they’re already a pokemon/gijinka tell us what they are, and how that’s affected them)?
44. What’s their pokemon team? Try to pick all 6.
45. Theme song (and a playlist if you’ve got it!)
46. If this character was in a musical, what would their motif be (what kind of instruments do you hear, what’s the tempo, ect).
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47. What was this character’s biggest turning point in their life, something that changed them almost completely?
48. What was their lowest point? What was their highest point?
49. What are some themes tied to your character’s story?
50. What are some motifs associated with your character?
51. What were some inspirations for your character (people, movies, games)?
52. How are you and your character the same? How are you different?
53. Expectations vs Reality: what did you expect and what did you get with this character?
54. What does your character want, and what do they need?
55. What’s your character’s core trait? What’s their best trait? What’s their worst trait? When happens when these all interact with each other?
56. What’s your overall goal with this character? Will they get a happy ending or will they succumb to their faults?