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I Think Part Of The Reason Why Roberto Is An Underrated Bmp Character Is Because Of The General Frustration
I think part of the reason why roberto is an underrated bmp character is because of the general frustration with his main route. However, he redeemed himself in his sequels, and his chemistry with his MC is something worth commending because she's everything Roberto needs for stability. His princess sequel made me believe that they have been in a secure marriage for quite some time. They are such an old married couple in their route. The others gave me 'honeymoon stage' feels imo.
I….suppose. I mean, no one likes to get friend-zoned, but as I understand it, when I think of Roberto’s main, I think of two important quotes: “Love is friendship set on fire” and “Friends make the best lovers.” As sucky as it is, Roberto and MC (in both GREE and non-GREE) are friends first before their lovers. I think that, in part, is what contributes to them being so perfect together. They know each other’s strengths and weaknesses and are comfortable enough with each other to make that transition without too much awkwardness. Literally, Roberto and his MC have only had one fight. ONE. Out of all six princes, Roberto and his MC have only had one fight. That’s pretty damn impressive. I think their honeymoon stage was when they first started dating to be completely honest. So that, by the time the princess sequel comes around, they’re already in that “old married couple” stage. I think they can literally finish each other’s sentences and have that kind of telepathic relationship most people don’t have.
If I were to have any kind of relationship with a boy, I’d want it to be like Roberto and his MC’s.
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THE POMEGRANATE, by Ashe Vernon (via latenightcornerstore)
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Reena B. | Twelve months and how they lived inside my body. (via wordsnquotes)
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A little something I wrote for my Valentine, Michael Faudet ♥