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Tangled | Edwin AU

Winry, a naive and young girl, is locked up by her overly protective mother. Her wish to escape into the world outside finally comes true when she meets the good-hearted thief, Edward.

Basically just Tangled with different characters.

All characters belong to their respective owners. I don't own any of them.

Tangled | Edwin AU

Chapter 1 Chapter 6 Masterlist

Chapter 5

Fullmetal was hanging by the arrows he had stuck into the stones.

"You coming, Blondie?"

Winry jumped, her hair in the loop she used to pull her mother up. She fell all the way down but stopped just before her feet could touch the ground. The grass was a lush green, and looked so soft. She gulped. Her feet grazed the grass and giggled. It tickled her feet like little feathers. Once her feet were on the ground she wiggled her toes around to get used to the feeling of the grass. She grinned from ear to ear. Finally. After eighteen years. She was outside!

Over the next few hours Winry's emotions were going haywire and in all honesty, Fullmetal was kind of sick of it.

She went from disbelief and 'I can't believe I did this' to concern and 'Mother will be so furious' to

'That's okay though, what she doesn't know won't kill her, right?' and 'Oh my gosh, this will kill her.' to 'THIS IS SO FUN!' and back to 'I am a horrible dauughter, I'm going back.' and then back to 'I am never going back!' again. Then came the self-loathing of 'I am a despicable human being.' and then she went back to happiness of 'WAHHOOOOO! Best day, ever!'

Now, here we are, with Winry crouched down leaning against a rock, sobbing. Fullmetal sighed and cleared his throat.

"You know, I can't help but notice, you seem a little at war with yourself, here." He mentioned to the other blonde.

"Really?" She looked up at him in awe of his 'observational' skills.

"Now, I'm only picking up bits and pieces. Overprotective mother, forbidden road trip. This is serious stuff. But let me ease your conscience. This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure. That's good, healthy even." He told her. Winry laughed.

"You think?" She gave him a weak smile.

"I know. You're way over thinking this, trust me. Does your mother deserve it? No Will this break her heart and crush her soul? Of course. But you just got to do it."

"Break her heart?" Her eyes widened.

"In half." He stated while rolling a grape around on the stone.

"Crush her soul?"

"Like a grape." He squeezed the grape between his fingers until it burst.

"She would be heart broken, you're right."

"I am, aren't I?" He laughed. "Oh, bother. All right, I can't believe I'm saying this, but...I'm letting you out of the deal."

"What?" Winry looked at him in disbelief.

"That's right. But don't thank me. Let's just turn around, and get you home, here's your wrench, here's your frog. I get back my satchel. You get back a mother daughter relationship based on mutual trust and viola!" He waved his hand. "We part ways as unlikely friends." He put his out for a handshake.

"No, I am seeing those lanterns." She insisted. Fullmetal face twisted into one of frustration and he waved his arms about, annoyed.

"Oh, come on!" He yelled "What is it going to take to get my satchel back?"

Winry held her wrench up to his neck. "I will use this." He put his hands up in defence. The bushes beside them rustled and Winry screamed. She ran behind Fullmetal and jumped on to him, pointing her wrench at the bushes, her body scrambling to stay upright while holding onto him.

"Is it, ruffians, thugs? Have they come for me?!" She yelled, panicked. A rabbit hopped out of the bush.

"Stay calm, it can probably smell fear." Fullmetal told her, his voice void of any emotion.

"Oh, sorry. Getting just a little bit, jumpy." She laughed nervously, and rubbed the back of her neck.

"Probably be best if we avoid ruffians and thugs, though." The blonde man smirked.

"Yeah, that's probably best."

"Are you hungry? I know a great place for lunch." He suddenly suggested. Winry's stomach grumbled, and only then did she realise that she was starving.

"Where?" She asked.

"Oh, don't you worry. You'll know it when you smell it."

Lust was walking around the forest, basket in hand and hood pulled over her head, when Mustang suddenly jumped out of the bushes, smelling the dirt below him.

"Oh, a Palace horse." Then she realised. "Where's your rider?" She looked back in the direction of the tower. "Winry."

She ran. She ran as fast as the wind could take her. As fast as lightning. She tripped on her cloak a few times but gathered herself quickly before continuing. When she reached the base of tower she yelled "WINRY! Winry let down your hair!"

There was no answer. Lust panicked and ran towards the back of the tower, The overgrown vines that were there was covering a secret entrance, and old wooden door. She burst in and ran to her daughters room.

"Winry?" Still no answer.

"WINRY? WINRY!" She continued to yell. Still no answer. She ran around the tower, ransacking everything to find something, some sort of note from Winry to know where she was possibly, or a clue as to where she went or who took her precious daughter.

Winry and Fullmetal were walking around, Fullmetal guiding Winry with his hands lying on her lower back.

"I know it's around here, somewhere." He mumbled, eyes wandering looking for the place he was taking her for lunch. "Ah, there it is. The Snuggly duckling." There was a concerned look on Winry's face. "Don't worry, very quaint place, perfect for you. Don't want you scaring, and giving up on this endeavor now do we?"

"Well, I do like ducklings." The woman chuckled nervously.

"YAY!" He opened the door. "Scar, your finest table, please." Winry gasped. There were ruffians and criminals everywhere.

"You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. Really, let that seep in. What are you getting?" He asked her, pushing her through the crowd of rogues. "Because to me, it's part man smell and the other part is really bad man smell. I don't know why, but overall, it smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?" He continued.

"That's a lot of hair." A large man said, holding her golden hair. Winry screamed and ran, her hair flowing through his hands like a river, never stopping.

"She's growing it out, is that blood on your moustache? Goldie, look at this, look at all the blood on his moustache. Good sir, that's a lot of blood." He told the man. He noticed that Winry was looking queasy, as if she'd chuck up a waterfall.

"Hey, you don't look so good, Blondie. Maybe we should get you home. Call it a day. Probably better off. This is a five star joint after all. And if you can't handle this place, well maybe you should be back in your tower." As he was guiding her towards the exit, one of the men slammed the door shut.

"Is this you?" He growled, holding up a poster of what Winry assumed to be Fullmetal, the only difference being the fact that he had a Pinocchio nose.

"Ugh, now they're just being mean." He groaned.

"Oh, it's him all right. Isaac, go find some guards. That reward is going to buy me new glasses." Another one of them said.

"I can use the money." Another chimed.

"What about me? I'm broke. GET BACK!!" One yelled from the back. A brawl broke out, each one of them throwing and pulling Fullmetal about.

"Please, stop!" Winry yelled, worried for his safety and how she would cope getting to see the lights without his help.

"We can work this out." They we're stretching him out like he was some elastic toy.

"Hey, leave him alone." She shouted.

"Please." Fullmetal begged.

"Give me back my guide!! Ruffians!!" She started pulling them off of Fullmetal. She stood on top of one of the wooden tables and screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Put him down! Okay, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns, because I've been dreaming about them my entire life. Find your humanity! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?"

All of the thugs looked at her, and then they began to say all of their dreams. One just wanted to find love and have children, another wanted to reconnect with his family again, and one wanted to be a florist. Winry also found out that Fullmetal wanted to know about a gemstone in order to get his limbs back, and to be rich.

"I found the guards!" The guy known as 'Issac' shouted as he slammed open the door.

"Where's Ryder, where is he? I know he's in here somewhere. Find him, turn the place upside down if you have to!" Hawkeye yelled to her guards. The thug with the glasses took them to the back of the place and showed them a secret escape entrance. He signaled for them to go down.

"Go, live your dream." He told them.

"I will." Fullmetal said, nodding to him.

"Your dream stinks, I was talking to her."

"Thanks for everything." Winry said, and kissed him on the cheek before going down the hole. He waved to them and shut the flap.

"I believe this is the man you're looking for." Isaac held up a small man with glasses and a handlebar moustache.

"You got me." He held up his hands.

"Ma'am, there's no sign of Fullmetal." A guard said. Suddenly, the door flung open and Mustang stomped through the door. He started sniffing the floor.

"Mustang. What he's doing?" One of the guards asked.

"A passage, come on men, let's go. Jean, make sure those boys don't get away." Hawkeye ordered. Kimblee elbowed Jean in the stomach and grabbed his spear, breaking Tucker's handcuffs. Tucker then broke his.

"Play it safe. Or go get the crown." Kimblee told him.

Outside of the bar, the short, grey haired man was leaning against the wall, when he saw Lust.

"Ohhh, somebody get me a glass. 'Cause I just found me a tall drink of water." He flirted. Lust covered her mouth as she laughed.

"Oh stop it, you big lug." Her face suddenly fell and she pulled a knife out and held it to the man's face. "Where's that tunnel lead out?" She demanded.


Tags :

Tangled | Edwin AU

Winry, a naive and young girl, is locked up by her overly protective mother. Her wish to escape into the world outside finally comes true when she meets the good-hearted thief, Edward.

Basically just Tangled with different characters.

All characters belong to their respective owners. I don't own any of them.

Tangled | Edwin AU

Chapter 1 Chapter 7 Masterlist

Chapter 6

As the two companions were walking down the dark tunnel, Fullmetal decided to make conversation.

"Well, I've gotta say. Didn't know you had that in you back there, that was pretty...impressive." He told the girl.

"I know! I know... Sooo, Fullmetal. Where are you from?" She asked.

"Whoa, whoa, sorry Blondie, I don't do back story. However I am becoming very interested in yours. Now I...I know I'm not suppose to mention the hair."

"Nope." She agreed.

"Or, the Mother." He went on.

"Uh, uh."

"Frankly I'm too scared to ask about the frog."

"Chameleon." She corrected him.

"Nuance. Here's my question, though, if you want to see the lanterns so badly, why haven't you gone before?" They had reached the end of the tunnel. They were standing on a ledge, in the middle of a huge damn, or water system.

"Uhh, hey, well..." she saw two men down below them. "Uh, Fullmetal... Fullmetal! Who's that?" She pointed to the men.

"They don't like me." He told her, grabbing her shoulder to pull her towards the exit. The alchemists appeared at the exit of the tunnel.

"Who's that?" She asked again.

"They don't like me either." Came his reply. Mustang appeared.

"Who's that?"

"Lets just assume for the moment, that everyone here doesn't like me." He yelled. Winry passed him her wrench

"Here."

She ran towards the edge. Fullmetal's eyes widened as she hooked her hair around a block of wood and swung off the ledge. He turned back to Hawkeye.

"I've waited a long time for this." She said.

All of the guards attack him. He dodged and blocks the attacks with ease using the wrench and counter-attacks. He knocks all of them out quickly.

"Oh mama, I have got to get me one of these." He yelled with joy. He turns to see Mustang holding a dagger in his mouth. The horse begins to attack him.

"HAH!" He yelled. "You should know, that this is the strangest thing I've ever done!" Mustang flings the wrench out of his hand. Fullmetal puts his hands up. "How 'bout two out of three?" Mustang holds the dagger closer to his face.

"Fullmetal!" He heard Winry yell. Suddenly, hair was wrapped around his wrist and just before he was pulled of the edge he saluted Mustang. He almost hit the ground.

"Fullmetal, look out!" Winry yelled. He tucked into a ball, barely missing the floor. He turned around to see the alchemists getting back up. He laughed. He began running over one of the water systems, it falling behind him with each step.

"HAH! You should see your faces 'cause you look..." he swung straight into a block of wood. "Ridiculous..." he groaned.

Suddenly, water began pouring out everywhere. Fullmetal and Winry ran towards what they thought was an exit, and just as they entered it, the entrance caved in, with no exit. Water was piling in. Fast. Fullmetal dove into the water to try and find a way out. He cut his hand on one of the rocks, but there was no way out. It was no use. They were just wasting time.

"It's no use, I can't see anything." He said. Winry dove in and he pulled her back up.

"Hey, there's no point. It's pitch black down there."

"This is all my fault. She was right, I never should have done this. I'm so... I'm so sorry, Fullmetal." She sobbed.

"Edward." He said suddenly.

"What?" She looked at him, puzzled.

"My real name is, Edward Elric. So you might as well know." He laughed awkwardly. Winry figured since they were sharing, why not tell him about her hair.

"I have magic hair that glows when I sing." She said, smiling gently at him.

"What?" He gasped.

"I have..." her face light up at the realisation, and she looked at him "magic hair, that glows when I sing! Flower gleam and glow. Let your power shine." The water reached the top and so they both took deep breathes and then saw her hair flow to where there was air. Fullmetal clawed at the rocks and managed to push his hand through. The rocks toppled over and they were released, both bent over and gasping desperately for air.

"We made it." She breathed out, still in shock.

"Your hair glows." Fullmetal's eyes widened.

"We're alive! We're alive!" Winry got up and started dancing, celebrating happily.

"Didn't see that coming. Her hair actually glows." He was still in shock.

"Edward..." Winry giggled.

"Why does her hair glow?" Fullmetal asked Al.

"Edward!" She shouted.

"WHAT?" He yelled back.

"It doesn't just glow." Al smiled at him. Fullmetal looked back from the chameleon to Winry, scared.

"Why is he smiling at me?"

"I'll kill him. I'll kill that Fullmetal. We'll cut him off for the kingdom. Get back the crown, come on." Kimblee yelled as he and Tucker stumbled out of a rotting tree trunk, drenched in water. Lust came out behind one of the gorgeous green trees of the forest.

"Bo-oys!... perhaps you want to stop acting like wild dogs chasing their tails, and think for a moment." They Botha pulled out daggers and got into a fighting stance, prepared to kill her if she attacked them. She laughed.

"Oh, please there's no need for that. Well if that's all you desire, then be on your way! I was going to offer you something worth one thousand crowns, would have made you rich beyond belief. And that wasn't even the best part. Oh well, C'est la vie. Enjoy your crown." She waved at them and began to walk off. The men looked at each other.

"What's the best part?" Kimblee asked her. She stopped in her tracks. She turned around with an evil grin on her face.

"It comes with revenge on the Fullmetal Alchemist."


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