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Tangled | Edwin AU
Winry, a naive and young girl, is locked up by her overly protective mother. Her wish to escape into the world outside finally comes true when she meets the good-hearted thief, Edward.
Basically just Tangled with different characters.
All characters belong to their respective owners. I don't own any of them.

Chapter 1 Chapter 5 Masterlist
Chapter 4
She pulls the chair out from under the handle of the wardrobe, opening it. Fullmetal flops out and face plants the floor.
Al wacks Fullmetal's face a few times with his tail, trying to wake him up. He fails, and eventually sticks his tongue in his ear.
"AHH!" He yells, awake. He pulls against his restraints.
"Wha..? Is this...hair?" Golden hair was wrapped tightly around his wrists, preventing him from moving in the slightest. He heard a voice.
"Struggling...struggling is pointless. I know why you're here. And I'm not afraid of you."
"What?" Fullmetal raised an eyebrow, confused.
"Who are you, and how did you find me?" The voice asked. Something, or rather someone, dropped from the ceiling, the hair that was restraining him stemming from their head. A figure walked into the light. It was a woman. One with golden hair, shining in the sunlight.
"Ah hah." Fullmetal was in awe. She had gorgeous ocean blue eyes, and a beautiful face to match.
"Who are you, and how did you find me?" She pressed again.
Fullmetal cleared his throat, swallowing the lump that formed there. He was facing the floor.
"I know not who you are. Nor how I came to find you. But may I just say." He lifted his head.
"Hi! How you doing? The names Fullmetal Alchemist. How's your day going, huh?" He gave her a smug smile, and raised in eyebrows, in an attempt to flirt.
"Who else knows my location, Fullmetal Alchemist?" She questioned. What is with this woman and her questions?
"All right, Blondie." He started.
"Winry."
"Here's the thing. I was in a situation, Gallivanting through the forest. I can across your tower and..." The young man looked around in panic.
"Ho, ho no, where is my satchel?"
"I've hidden it, somewhere you'll never find it." She crossed her arms over her chest.
"It's in the pot, isn't it." He deadpanned.
She hit him over the head with her wrench and hid the satchel somewhere else, somewhere he was sure to never find. Under the stairs. Al the stuck his tongue into the man's ear, to wake him up again.
"Ugh! would you stop that?!" He yelled.
"Now it's hidden where you'll never find it. So, what do you want, with my hair? To cut it?"
"What?" He was even more puzzled now.
"Sell it?"
"No! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair, is to get out of it. Literally!"
"Wait, you don't want my hair?"
"Why on earth would I want your hair?" He tried to move his hands to talk.
"Look, I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it, end of story."
"You're, telling the truth?" She asked, tilting her head, now confused as well.
"YES!"
She turned away and started to talk to her pet lizard.
"Hmmm. I know. I need someone to take me. I think he's telling the truth, too. He doesn't have fangs! but what choice do I have?" Al was communicating with her using his hands. She turned back to Fullmetal "Okay Fullmetal Alchemist, I'm prepared to offer you a deal."
"Deal?" He asked.
Winry pointed at her painting on the wall.
"Look this way. Do you know what these are?"
"You mean the lantern thing they do for the princess?"
"Lanterns... I knew they weren't stars." She grumbled. "Well, tomorrow evening they will light the night sky, with these lanterns. You will act as my guide, Take me to these lanterns, and return me home safely. Then, and only then, will I return your satchel to you. That is my deal."
"Yeah, no can do. Unfortunately, the kingdom and I are not exactly, simpatico, at the moment. So I won't be taking you anywhere." He pursed his lips, apologetic.
"Something brought you here, Fullmetal Alchemist. Call it what you will, fate, destiny-"
"A horse." He chimed in.
"So I have made the decision to trust you-"
"A horrible decision, really."
"But trust me, when I tell you this." She grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him forward, so that they were face to face. "You can tear this tower apart, brick by brick. but without my help, you will never find your precious satchel." She threatened. Fullmetal averted his eyes, terrified of the woman before him. He cleared his throat.
"Let me just get this straight." He looked back to the blonde. "I take you to see the lanterns. Bring you back home. and you'll give me back my satchel?"
"I promise. And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise." She looked into his eyes. They were so blue. So beautiful. There were oceans inside of them. He could swim in her eyes forever.
"EVER!" She continued and he snapped out of his thoughts and blushed.
"All right, listen, I didn't want to have to want to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." He smirked at her and made a weird face. His eyebrows creased upwards and he pursed his lips. Winry just continued to glare at the man.
"This is kind of an off day for me.This doesn't normally happen."
The glare continued to ware him down.
"Fine, I'll take you to see the lanterns." He gave in.
"Really!" She exclaimed, jumping up and down in excitement She did a little mini victory dance. Fullmetal fell to the floor, face first.
"Ooops."
"You broke my smolder" he groaned.

Modern AU: Albert and Louis James Moriarty.
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Tangled | Edwin AU
Winry, a naive and young girl, is locked up by her overly protective mother. Her wish to escape into the world outside finally comes true when she meets the good-hearted thief, Edward.
Basically just Tangled with different characters.
All characters belong to their respective owners. I don't own any of them.

Chapter 1 Chapter 8 Masterlist
Chapter 7
Winry and Fullmetal were sat on two different logs. Winry was holding Fullmetal's injured hand with hers as she wrapped her hair around it.
"So you're being strangely cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my injured hand." He grunted in pain.
"Sorry. Just don't...don't freak out." She asked. He looked at Al worriedly but the chameleon just looked up at him with a smug grin. That scared him more.
She began to sing. The glow that came to her golden hair came back, and travelled up to the hair that was wrapped around his hand. The glow made her hair appear a yellow colour and it reminded him a lot of the sun.
After she had finished singing she pulled her hair off of his hand and he brought it up to his face to see. His eyes widened to the point where you could probably cook a full English breakfast on them. The injury had disappeared. His jaw dropped and he was going to scream.
"Please don't freak out!" She panicked. His scream got caught in his throat.
"Ahhh. I'm not freaking out, are you freaking out? No, I'm just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possesses..how long has it been doing that, exactly?" He rubbed his neck nervously, ranting. Winry laughed nervously.
"Uh. Forever, I guess. Mother said when I was a baby people tried to cut it. They wanted to take it for themselves. But, once it's cut." She pulled her hair behind her ear, and a stray piece popped out. It was a light brown. "It turns brown, and looses it's power. A gift like that, it has to be protected. That's why Mother never let me...That's why I...I never left the..."
"You never left that tower. And you're still gonna go back?" He asked, finishing her sentence for her.
"No...yes. Ugh. It's complicated.
So, Edward Elric, huh." She teased him, quickly changing the subject. Fullmetal caught on to what she was doing and played along.
"Ah yeah, well. I'll spare you the sob story of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert, it's a little bit ah... It's a little bit of a downer." He looked to her to see if she wanted to hear his 'sob story'. She shuffled closer to him in order to hear better. Fullmetal smiled slightly.
"There was this book." He began. "A book I used to read every night to all the younger kids. The tales of The Fullmetal Alchemist. Swashbuckling rogue, richest man alive. Not bad with the ladies, either. Not that he'd ever brag about it, of course."
"Was he a thief too?" She was curious.
"Ahh, well no. Actually, he had enough money to do whatever he wanted to do. He could go wherever he wanted to go. And...and, for a kid, with nothing. I don't know, I... It just seemed like a better option. You can't tell anyone, about this, okay? It could ruin my whole reputation." He requested.
"Ahh, you wouldn't want that." She teased.
"Oh, a fake reputation is all that a man has. Um, well I should uh... I, I should get some more firewood." He got up quickly, embarrassed. Just before he could leave she grabbed his wrist.
"Hey. For the record, I like Edward Elric much better than, the Fullmetal Alchemist." She grinned at him. He gave her a small smile back.
"Well, then you'd be the first. But, thank you." He walked off. She sighed happily to herself, glad to be on this adventure, and to be what seems to be bonding, with Edward.
"Well, I thought he'd never leave." A voice from behind her said. Winry's eyes widened and she turned around so quickly it's a surprise she didn't have whiplash.
"Mother?" She asked, eyebrows furrowed, trying to see the figure that stood before her. Lust stepped out from behind the trees.
"Hello, dear." She smiled slyly at her.
"...How did you find me?" Winry stammered.
"Oh, it was easy really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal, and followed that."
"Mother..." Winry looked down ashamed.
"We're going home. Now." The older woman demanded.
"You...You don't understand. I've been on the most incredible journey. I've seen and learned so much. I even met someone." She smiled to herself, remembering her and Edward's earlier conversation.
"Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud. Come on." She continued to shop Winry.
"Mother, wait. I think... I think he likes me." She beamed.
Her mother than began a lecture on how she knows best, and threw the crown at Winry, saying that he's only there because of that before leaving.
"So, hey uh, can I ask you something? Is there any chance that I'm going to get super strength in my hand? Because I'm not going to lie - that would be stupendous. Hey, you all right?" He noticed how upset she looked.
"Oh, sorry, yes. Just um, lost in thought, I guess." She reassured him to no avail. He didn't buy it. The smile she gave him didn't reach her eyes and was one of the most male ones he'd seen. Usually her smiles were beautiful. They could light up a whole room. When she smiled her eyes smiled and the rest of the world smiled along too. But he pretended to buy it. If she didn't want to tell him he wouldn't pry. As he usually would.
"I mean because here's the thing. Superhuman good looks, I've always had 'em. Born with it, but superhuman strength? Imagine the possibilities, I'm just..."
Up in the shadows, Kimblee, Lust and Tucker were all crouched behind a bush. Kimblee went to get up to attack them but Lust put her hand up as a signal to stop him.
"Patience boys. All good things to those who wait." She said. They bothe rolled their eyes. How long was this going to take? When could they finally get their revenge and rid the world of the Fullmetal Alchemist?