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Bau X Reader Where The Reader Falls Asleep On Top Of Morgan After A Case
Bau x reader where the reader falls asleep on top of Morgan after a case
Warnings: nothing really
Summary: reader fell asleep on Morgans shoulder on the flight back home from an exhausting case
Asks are always open<3

It had been one of the most tiring cases you had had ever since you joined the team
Atrocious amounts of running around and checking crime scenes victims all around
You hadn't slept in three whole days ,not resting once , since this case hit a bit too close to home for some reason
The moment you entered the jet to return home you sat beside Derek, your earphones already in
You hadn't even understood it when it happened but somehow you ended up leaning on him , your eyes closed
You were sleeping
At first no one understood , since it wasn't abnormal for any of the team members to be extra touchy with each other
They finally realized you were asleep when Aaron posed you a question and you didn't answer
'Y/n? Oh. She's sleeping'
Spencer who was sitting by him awed and looked at you fondly
Spencer rose up from his seat and grabbed a blanket , carefully covering you up
Morgan could not be more still than he was now
He tried to keep his shoulder relaxed so it would be softer
JJ snapped some photos with the flash of as to not annoy you
Hotch then went to the light center and lowered the lights on the whole jet
Noone dared to talk loudly , it if they had Emily would give them such a death stare that they wouldn't dare speak again maybe ever
+ a little Penelope context bc I love her
When the jet stopped the team had to wake you up
They didn't want to
Thought about carrying you, but decided otherwise
Entering the federal building ,your eyes were half closed and you were walking weird
Penelope who was waiting for you everytime, seeing you so sleepy made the face she usually does when seeing kittens
Rushed over to you all
'are you ok?'
When everyone responded positively she turned to look at you
' you are so cute I wanna squeeze you to death'
She exclaimed and you pouted
That made her awe even more, and the team was quick to follow
Feel free to request anything:)
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More Posts from Screechingsandwichtriumph
Yandere Miles Fairchild-kidnapping
Summary: how Miles would act around the whole kidnapping thingie
Warnings: kidnapping, slight manipulation, physical abuse(not done but mentioned), Miles being so nice that you can't even complain about your kidnapping
Asks are always open<3

Miles would be the type of yandere to kidnap you almost immediately
Most yanders save kidnapping as a last resort solution , if their darling rejects them or is leaving, but for Miles this just isn't true. He would kidnap you with any minor reasoning
He really thinks it's for the best and even expects you to thank him about it sometime in the future
I mean, he has a big home that has everything in it , so you will be the most comfortable there with him, right?('this is your new house' be would say grinning and keep showing you around)
And then you will get to meet Flora a cute young girl that makes you want to protect her. Miles instructs her to talk to you and tell you to stay ' you won't leave too , will you?' her voice is soft and she is giving you the most hurt look she can achieve .
' Everyone leaves us , but I feel it , you're different'
And kidnapping you works in Miles favor in more than one ways
That house is a terrifying old building with floors that creek and doors that shut on their own. The nightmares are inevitable and when they come , Miles is right there to comfort you
' Don't worry y/n , you're ok' he softly sais , hugging you ' here , I will stay with you all night to protect you'
Normally you would have pushed him away , but now you were so petrified and his hugs were warma and his face familiar. So you let him sleep in your bed
Waking up the next morning you find him already awake playing with a lock of your hair. ' I'm sorry for taking you here without your permission.' his expressions seem so genuine that you think he might be honest
' I just love you and didn't want to lose you. Everyone I have ever loved has either died or left me. I just want to protect you'
He guilt trips you in feeling bad for him so you will never ever leave and honestly it works.
All together though, it won't be too awful. Miles is a pretty boy (He would find you staring at him and smile that Miles grin knowing damn well what he is doing). The house is enormous and so are the fields that surround it. He and Fiona will keep you busy and happy enough that you forget you were not here on your free will in the first place
You were frequently taken horse riding. The times that Flora was with you it would be more playful but the ones in which you and Miles are alone? Oh he would be extra flirty , giving you winks , helping you of your horse and kissing your hand, while looking up at you with his pretty smile( 'there is my lady. Careful now we don't wanna hurt ourselfs', 'dont I get a kiss for helping you?')
You would take strolls all around the garden collecting flowers and pretty rocks. Once you even found a hedgehog that you and Flora somehow convinced Miles to take in as a pet('please Miles let us keep him!' Flora begged her brother. 'FINE!' he let out 'keep him, I don't care'. He ended up adoring the little animal)
Exploring the rooms, board games ( in which Miles is unsurprisingly and Flora is surprisingly competitive)and even cooking will fill your days. You have everything you want except of your freedom. As long as you don't ask for that you will be ok.
Also try not to anger Miles too much , since he holds you in his hand. He is usually nice and a gentleman but don't push it. He can take away your things , not allow you to go out or even deprive you from food water or a shower.
He would try not to drug you since he loves your personality just as it is. You could yell at him and even try to hit him and those things he wouldn't mind. But if you ever try to hurt yourself or run away , expect to be a bit drugged for a long time.
He wouldn't easily get physical,('please y/n, I really don't wanna hurt you') but if you act out too much , then he won't hesitate to strike you. If he thinks that in order to stay with him , you have to be completely controlled, then he will brake you and rebuild you as he pleases.
'The house is away from everything else , so please stop screaming. Noone is gonna hear you anyway ,dear'
Bau x reader , where the reader is a little bimbo
Yeah so , I didn't really like this one and it is small , but here it is ig
Warnings: nothing really , some cat calling(?)
Summary: you are a bit naive and the bau kinda lives you about it(?)
They all had a lot of questions
How could a person like you end up in job like this
Don't get me wrong, you were good at your job and all helping them out
You were exactly stupid
You just were a bit- naive
You would be out with any of the team members, and someone would cat call you
You just couldn't understand that this was derogatory so you'd smile at them
If you were with Morgan ,Hotch or Emily except the person to be slightly threatened to never speak you way again
If it's Pen , Reid,Rossi , or JJ they would give the person a nasty glare
In the crime scenes they always wanted to remove you from there , but you somehow had no problem with that kind of thing
I don't know why but I think that especially Hotch would love a bimbo reader
Maybe it's the way you look up at him with those big eyes of yours , or the way your lips pout when you do t understand something
They all have cutesy nicknames for you them being ' darling , love , angel '
And a bunch of others
Expect to be SPOILED
And I don't mean just with gifts and all but also with hugs , forehead kisses and sweet gestures in general
Hi! This is my first ever request so I hope it’s okay!
Can you do a fic with poly! Ghostface where F! Reader has a hand & finger kink.
Maybe some finger sucking and choking?
🫶🏻🫶🏻
Oh, god idk how long this has been on my inbox , bc I just discovered I have an inbox:)))
Also I most definitely CAN
Ok, this is gonna be in a story style and not my usual headcanons style so I hope that it won't be awful
ALSO thank you so much for the request🩷🩷
Warnings: smut , finger kink , hand kink, praise kink
Summary: you are in a relationship with Billy and Stu and when you began staring a little too much , they know exactly what it means

You were in a relationship with Billy and Stu since what felt like forever , so having sex was not a rare reoccurrence for you.
And since you were together for so long , they obviously had an understatement of what you liked and what turned you on.
They also knew when you were more angsty than usual
So when Billy noticed the way you were fazed out staring at Stu's hands as he played with his pencil , he knew.
You were too deep in your thoughts to even notice him bending over to Stu and whispering something in his ear.
Stu smirked at what his boyfriend had just informed him of and discreetely flexed his hand
You bit your lip looking at his now flexed arm
This continued for the whole day , them toying with you
They would flex their arms in class and they would slightly squeeze your arm or knee when sitting
By the time the three of you reached Stu's home , you were out of it.
All of you got inside the tall boy throwing the keys on the little table by the door while Billy was casually hanging his jacket ( that he had refrained from wearing all day )
"You know Stu , I noticed something today" he said his voice hiding a hint of sadism
" What did you notice Billy?" Stu asked oh so naturally feigning innocence and confusion
" Our girl has been a bit out of it all day staring at our hands" Billy said while taking your coat and hanging it too
He then began walking towards you , like you were some kind of prey and he was your hunter
" hmm? Haven't you baby?"
He then asked you as you just stared at him. You nodded your head , still strolling back
Once you realized Stu was out of sight it was already too late , your back hitting his chest
His hands creeped up you body slightly grazing your neck
You left out a breath of anticipation and Billy ,who had now positioned himself right in front of you ,took notice of that
" Is this what you fantasized about all day?" He posed you a question once more
" No , I-" you tried complaining but before you were able to finish your answer his fingers were shoved in your mouth
" If you are going to lie to us , you better not speak at all~" Stu said in a sing sang voice his breath hot on your neck
Your mouth was sat agape and Billy did not like that one bit
"Come on now love , you know what you gotta do " he reminded you and you were quick to close your mouth and start sucking on his fingers
Stu groaned " That's a good girl " he praised you giving your neck a little squeeze once more. You are in for a long day
Bau x reader headcanons
Warnings: yandere behavior , mentions of stalking, mentions of obsession, mentions of maybe a death or disappearance
Summary: you were in big trouble , somehow catching the teams attention like that
You joined the team when you had just finished university
When Aaron first saw you , box in hand , fixing your stuff in your new office , he knew
You had a bunch of cute stuff on your office and that's what first caught Penelope's eyes when entering the room
She had of course done an extensive search on you
Instantly and cheerily introduces herself
You greet her obviously matching her tone
The whole team is OBSESSED with protecting you
At like unhealthy levels
Penelope has hacked in all your social media and she is giving the other daily updates on you
Reid has studied all your habits so much that he knows if something is wrong by the way you walk or even turn a page
Aaron is your boss so that gives him easy access in your everyday life and a bit of control over it( that he doesn't overuse too much since he is a professional)
Emily has absolute banger real life stalking skills
Like she'd know all your program by heart and also inform the others of it , so they can check on you
She also let's Morgan know if someone has been annoying you too much or if they were flirting with you
And BOOM , that's how you never see that one attractive neighbor ever again
JJ is just perfect in making you talk
You seem a bit out of it and none of them can figure it out?
They sent her
The whole team is a bit paranoid , since they know how crazy people can get
They don't even realize they are obsessive and even if they did , theyd be ok with it , since it's you
You'd regularly finds things shipped on your door with little notes
Personal life? Never heard of her.
Your media presence is not safe , your diaries are not safe , your real life interactions are not safe
But I mean why would you ever want to hide anything from them right?
They are just acting like that because they want to protect you, you know. So be grateful
Penelope: please one kiss , just once
Colin: ok
Colin after the kiss: DO IT AGAIN PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
Penelope: .....yes.