I'm Not Immune To Odysseus Raising Astyanax/Scamandrius

I'm not immune to Odysseus raising Astyanax/Scamandrius

A mix of me joking to my partner about "what ifs" regarding this alternative and tumblr telepathically knowing to send posts my way regarding the same subject matter lead to this being made.

Athena's goodbye coming sooner than anticipated as well lmao.

The reason why I chose Zeus is because I imagined it takes place during "The Horse and The Infant", with Zeus listing all the reasons Odysseus should NOT take the baby,as Odysseus straps the lil one to himself,nonchalantly.

"He will burn down your house and throne"

"Oh just that? Aight bet,what's a little arson from a little rascal-".

Every single time

I hear “MLM scheme” or something like that my brain automatically thinks it means men love men instead of multi level marketing

I’m just gonna do a random meme dump (plus a lizard) because why not

GIY LOOK AT THIS ART FOR EPIC/THE ODDESY ITS SO GOOD!!

I MADE THESE BC IM OBSESSED WITH EPIC

yall I found the audio

I would love,to hear more of you headcannons about Billy hendricks (the crazy serial kidnapper)

Omg tysm for the ask! I'm really glad you like my headcanons! :D (also I'm SO sorry this took so long I completely forgot abt this TwT)

More Billy Hendricks headcanons:

- he was one of those charming n friendly popular kids whom everyone seemed to like

- but when you actually look further, you find out he doesn't actually have "friends" . He just have people he hang out with sometimes but aren't really close to

- he wasn't exceptionally good at school subjects (except for drama) and he almost never do homework

- but never get a detention or any other punishments for it cuz of his acting career

- his mom was quite neglectful

- oh and he's also an only child

- he lived a very lonely life

- after his mom pulled him outta acting, people slowly stopped hanging out with him so much

- and since he didn't have friends anyway, soon enough he became very alone

- alone and withdrawn and angry, so very angry

- angry at his mom, angry at big monster, angry at his "friends", angry at himself

- he didn't get bullied or anything like that, people simply just don't care about him

- he don't know how to deal with that. He is too used to praises and admiration and attention

- even when he grew up, he could never let go of his shattered childhood dream, he cares about it more than anything

- he becomes obsessed with the whole big monster situation

- looking for big monster's cases, stalking his family, etc

- everytime he looks at Mark, all he sees is big monster

- he hates the colour orange.

- in his mind, he is still a child. he never really "grew up"

- he don't feel guilty for what he's done to Mark. In his mind, Mark is just like big monster. So he deserved it.

Hope you like these headcanons! :3