Okay But Why Has No One Pointed Out

okay but why has no one pointed out

LIKE..... EXCUSE ME ANTHONY JANTHONY THAT'S ANOTHER QUEEN REFERENCE

actually can i have 5 more of these little red head bitches?

my cousin lives out in cryptid country so i took some Quality Aesthetic pics to start my new ramshackle blog ✌️

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@sadboykryp is this last one juniper

gays, lend me your strength

@elegantequinox it's love hours

here’s what i know: there is a legacy of women who came before us. women who were butch and beefy, who cropped their hair short, who wore thick denim and thicker flannel. women who locked their hurt deep inside and held strong like stone. women who were fem and fierce, who stood tall in a world that wanted to shrink them. women who wore their hurt on their sleeves like a challenge and knew how to heal their lovers’ deep wounds.

i think: we are different and we are the same. i think: we are them and we are their children and we are their grandchildren. i think: i recognize them. i think: do they recognize me?

i think: i am proud of them. i think: i am in debt to them. i think: i love them.

i think: when i wrap my arms around you from behind, and kiss your cheek, and you lean into me, and we don’t care who sees, they might be proud of us, too.

my players better beg me not to put this in my otherwise relatively serious campaign with no context

If I was going to put the Horrible Goose in a D&D game, I wouldn’t make it some big high-CR threat – it’d just be a regular goose that’s capable of regular goose stuff, with three significant exceptions:

1. It can show up anywhere, even if there’s no reasonable way for it to have gotten there.

2. It seems to have limited ontological inertia. If the players imprison it, it vanishes from its prison when they’re not looking. If they kill it, another goose shows up eventually. It’d be impossible to prove that it’s always the same goose, save for the third notable trait…

3. …namely, that it doesn’t show up in divinations. Like, at all. Predictions don’t take it into account. Scrying on its location reveals an empty room. Spells that would detect it or read its mind act like there’s no valid target present. If the cleric communes with their god and asks about it, their god has no idea what the cleric is talking about. It might take some doing to arrange for the players to become aware of this property, so don’t force it – the opportunity will arise!

There we go. No goofy boss monster tricks, yet it’s guaranteed to drive your players nuts – not even by harassing them, necessarily, but just by existing as they try to figure out what it means, particularly once they learn of the third trait discussed above.

doing anything is hard when you’re depressed but sitting around in apathy ain’t gonna help. get the fuck up. seriously. do one thing. open the curtains. dust your monitor. throw away those leftovers in the fridge from last week. clean the bathroom sink. its an ocean of bullshit and you need to swim. break the cycle of misery and guilt and apathy so you can get better. its hard. do it anyway. recovery starts with breaking the cycle. baby steps, but steps.