Da Origins: Oh Shit We Have To Save The World

da origins: oh shit we have to save the world

da 2: a bunch of bisexuals do crime

da inquisition: oh shit we have to save the world

And that’s why we support him

Just a good ol fashioned dick squeeze trying to get away from the man who killed you lol

I know you as a man said to be ruthless… but this is cold-blooded murder!

Paul Kirk in Detective Comics #443

(Archie Goodwin, Walt Simonson)

Riften is the funniest fucking city in Skyrim it’s like we have a temple dedicated to love, you can get married here! It has a back door into a sewer system full of thieves who worship a dark god. The trees are beautiful! The city is run by the mob. There’s an orphanage where you can adopt children! But only if you murder the woman who runs the place. You can help the bar owners get engaged! You can do this immediately after extorting them via threatening their family. There’s a beautiful lake and a lively fishery! It’s home to a drug ring

Lucien inviting all of team Dragonborn to the imperial city to meet his family!

All the sudden 2 giants (Runa my ldb and kaidan) an elven prince, a blue khajit, and an argonian teenager all following Lucien with the enthusiasm of a newborn puppy just show up at their front door, decked out in armor and weapons. I need an interaction of khash getting excited during dinner and talking about sewing and braiding and one of the parents suggests going to the market district in the morning to help people pick out fabric for clothing Because they are supportive of their new argonian grandchild’s interests!

Khash loosing her sh!t at the textures of the fine silks, Cashmere, velvet, soft linens, all in amazing patterns and colors (I feel like she would attach to an orange silk with floral pattern on it because it looks like the mountain flowers, or lust loving this intense blue velvet because SOFT!)

By the end of the visit the parents look terrified at the recounting of them taking on alduin, (khash being helpful and piping up with Lucien and Cary being so brave and defending the group from a dragon when everyone else was injured (Lucien trying to not freak his parents out is like “omg I love you so much PLEASE stop talking about my epic heroics”) )

Overall the trip is a success. Lucien got to show off his ragtag group of friends, khash has a new sewing kit and proper Attire for the weather in cyrodill, Cary was reintroduced to the finer things in life, Inigo got to have some of mr. flavious’s amazing cooking, and Kai has a new book.

Everyone in the group (literally everyone but Lucien) has had rough upbringings, or dead/absent parents so everyone is just like “wtf is this parental love and unconditional support and affection???” (Ok maybe not khash she had it pretty good the past several months with the group of chaotic 20 year olds that have communally adopted her) but after the visit and they start making their way back to Skyrim, khash is really sad.

Cary goes up to her like “hey what’s wrong kiddo?” And khash all misty eyes says with a whisper “I wish your dad was like them.” And gods damned if it’s the hat interaction all over again except he’s full on crying now!

Rabbitt this is all your fault, how dare your characters make me feel things!!! I love and thank you for it lol

Me, thinking about future Khash ideas, like her getting adopted, making new friends her age, picking up new hobbies, and all around creating a new life with the ldb and in Skyrim:

inigo i love you but what the fuck are you talking about