I Am One Of Those Muggles

I am one of those muggles🙂‍↔️

James Potter: *Logging in on a computer*

🖥️: The password you entered is incorrect. Please try again.

🖥️: Password

🤔😮😍

S**************

🫤😨😕

S*************

🖥️: Wrong password. Try again or click forgot password to reset it.

🫤😕

*Resets password*

Your new password cannot be the same as your old password

Severus Snape: *Hovers over him from behind*

“What was it?”

James Potter: 😞😖

“SnivellySnape77”

Severus Snape: 😐

“And the second try?”

James Potter: 🫤

“SeverusSnape77”

Severus Snape: 😐

“You had this muggle laptop since we were in 5th year, perhaps the password was LilyEvansForever or something,”

James Potter: 🫤

“No, it wasn’t.

Severus Snape: 😐

“Wait—Your password wasn’t linked to me since Hogwarts—“

James Potter: *Gets up, turns around and hugs him*

“Why not?”

Severus Snape: 🫤😒

“N—Noo,it doesn’t make any sense to me at all,”

James Potter: 😕

“I’ve always loved you,”

Severus Snape: 😓

“Blimey, after all of what you’ve done at that time? Did you even think there was even a possibility of…you know…us?”

James Potter: *Kisses him*

“No, truthfully, but I was hopeful…”

Severus Snape: 😒

“Since 5th year?”

James Potter: 🤔

“Even before that or so, I thought, damn I want to find Snivelly in the restricted area and strip him bare, how dare he ignore my mere existence, my presence my very being should- make both genders aroused, it’s me,”

Severus Snape: 😓

“Have it ever crossed your mind that you would’ve had zero chance with me at all at that time?”

James Potter: 🥺😕

“B—But, I could barely get a chance with you even now, do you hate me so much? 😩😢

Severus Snape: 😒

“What chance? We’re unfortunately already together,”

James Potter: 🥺😩😢

Severus Snape: *Kisses him gently*

“If you were as adorable as you are today back then, then I wouldn’t have mind the room of requirements,”

James Potter: 😨🥺

“How about the Prefect’s lavatory?”

Severus Snape: *Kisses his lips*

“You’re naughty,”

James Potter: *Kisses*

“I can’t help it, I’ve always wanted to touch you— it’s hard, I thought it was a teenage fling phase,”

Severus Snape: *Kiss*

“You talk too much, you can touch me all you want now, surely we’re not teenagers anymore but— I’m all yours now,”

James Potter: 😨😳😖😍

“Gyahh!!!! My sweet Snivelly is All mine, I’m so lucky!”

Severus Snape: 🙂‍↔️

“Password?”

James Potter: 😨

“SweetSnivellyInfinite77”

Severus Snape: 🤔🙂‍↔️

“No, My Prince, it’s Jeverus77”

James Potter: 😨😖

🥺

“Jeverus?”

Severus Snape: 🙂‍↔️😌

“Yes, Jeverus.”

James Potter: 😕

What’s that?

Severus Snape: *Kisses behind his ear*

“Us.”

James Potter: 😳😨😱😍🥰

“Gyahh! It’s brilliant! I love it! Where did you come up with such an idea!”

Severus Snape: 🙂‍↔️

💭

The muggles that write our stories are definitely something, if only they knew that we’re already together- giving us tag names like PrinceChaser and such. 🥰🤗

I should do this LMFAOOO😭🤌🏻‼️

princechaser bitches are the type to post a pro snape post, then write stan bambi in the caption

Writing a Starprince/Houndprince/Snirius fic that I'll probably publish in a few months... But it's Sirius's POV (I'm not used to writing him😭 I'm only used to writing Sev but I wanna try🙂‍↕️)

I'm trying so hard to make this canon compliant, but the fact that this is a Snirius fic cannot be canon compliant🥲

But anyways... have some Black brothers stuff 😀 (Sirius is eleven here and Regulus is like— nine)

Walburga is a grey character and Orion is nice here so... Yeah :)

Reggie also gets envious of Sirius for getting favoured by Walburga and Orion despite being a "rebel" and secretly cries at night because he tries so hard to be the perfect son for them but Sirius is the Black heir (Can't write that tho, Sirius POV :<)

Meanwhile Siri goes crazy after realizing that he's 1nbr€d and Andy talks to him about their prejudice (he was eight at the time), and can't find his mother and father sane anymore. Also hates Bella so much (Then grows to hate Lily so much because we need past unrequited Prongsfoot)

And then we have Remus who just gets to watch teenage drama, sips his coffee, and gets his prefect arse together :3

(I feel so bad for Regulus here despite not being the main character here- Maybe I'll write him next time but his POV might pain me from writing😞)

I have some bad grammar and stuff so I'm still trying to fix stuff (There's like 10,000 words help) but YAAAA...

Still trying to add more depth HSSHSSHSHSH

Me and that one Snupin fic😞🤌🏻

Life sucks knowing you’ll never find that one fic u lost

I’m at school as I type this, but I think the double standards with Snape and Regulus is insane. I’m begging you guys… please stop this madness. I beg of you.

Same with the Marauders.

“But they matured!!!”

No they didn’t. Sirius still called Snape names even as an adult. Only Lupin matured, and maturing doesn’t make up for the fact that they not only s/a Snape, but bullied him just for existing. AND the Marauders had OTHER victims.

I hate to break it to you guys, but your favorites are also shitty people.

Regulus is Severus from the dollar store. 🙂‍↕️🤌🏻

always fascinates me when people take regulus black, who we got like 3 pages of surface level information on in canon, and then give him the exact story arc that snape ACTUALLY had in canon? but they hate snape for doing essentially the same thing regulus did because they can't fancast him as timothée chalamet