Heyyy

Heyyy

Can anyone recommend me something to watch? no anime and tv shows. And imma review it here! You can use my askbox, thank youuu

"Siri play I'm Just a Kid by Simple Plan"

*X Gon' Give It To Yah playing*Just please! LEAVE ME ALONEEE! IM BEGGING UUUU!!!!!

*Meanwhile Piers knows little bit of Russian "NOOOOO!"

Me: *learning an old Russian lullaby for my future nephews and nieces*

The song: *Is about a wolf that will come to your house to grab you from the edge of your bed and then drag you into the forest to eat you*

Me: It's gonna be their favourite song

Uhhhhh i have no idea what are they doing💀

Help😭 @mirandawesker

This is soo great I'm such a Chris and Forest😭

Imagine a night out at the karaoke bar with the S.T.A.R.S. squad

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Chris and Forest are having the time of their lives on the stage, screaming into their microphones

Jill and Joseph are discussing loudly which band makes the better music; Queen or AC/DC

Richard, Rebecca and Kenneth are talking about the most random stuff you can think of. Casually switching from a deep conversation about the different stages of decay to Richard's new puppy who's super clumsy and keeps tripping over his new toy

Enrico is ordering their fifth round of drinks because he wants both teams to have a great time

Brad, tipsy and in full party mode, jumps onto the stage and yells the lyrics to "Mambo Number 5" into the microphone, together with Chris

And Wesker who didn't even wanted to go there in the first place? Well, he's trapped between Edward and Barry, who are the hype men of Chris, Forest and Brad, and forced to listen to their incoherent yelling for hours. And every time he attempts to sneak away one of them catches him and drags him back to the others, telling him that: "The stage is over there"

He doesn't sing, but he's going to beat their asses in pool and card games

Everyone accuses him of cheating but Wesker just shrugs it off and calls them sore losers

They try to make him drunk so that they can at least win one round against him, but unfortunately for them Wesker can handle a lot. So they still end up losing against good ol' Captain Wes. In both the games and drinking

The next day, while everyone is hung over and has either a terrible headache or wants to sleep or both, Wesker is having the best day in a long time

And Wesker wouldn't be Wesker if he didn't make sure that everyone has learned their lesson

In other words: He will randomly turn the volume of the radio up whenever "His favourite song" is playing (My dude, this is your tenth favourite song in the past two hours. How many favourite songs do you have?) And of course every time he closes the drawers of his office table, he's doing it extra loud. Accidentally of course

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