Thomas: Name A More Iconic Duo Than My Crippling Fear Of Abandonment And My Anxiety. I'll Wait.

Thomas: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Percy: You and me!!!

Thomas, tearing up: Okay.

Both Clotted and Crunchy take the opportunity to sleep on Wild while he is still shirtless.

True.

I just had a thought, and I need a second opinion.

Crunchy, Wildberry, and Clotted get married one day. How do the wedding rings work? Do they each have one ring? Or they have a ring on each hand? Wildberry has a ring on his left hand and one on his right, for example?

First thank you for coming to me and here is my grand idea. When they are engaged Clotted Cream do offer them rings and they accept it, but they seem not as keen on the rings as they would like to be as they are concerned they will not be able to really wear it when they are doing their work in their respective kingdoms. Clotted Cream nods and ask for the rings back and tells them he will keep an eye on them until the union. Months later when they are getting married in the republic, Clotted Gifts them new improved rings and a magic candy. He has reforged the rings to where they can place their magic candies in them and they are fixed on to a necklace so they can were it under their armor. Crunchy Chip and Wildberry are amazed by their new gifts. Clotted Cream explains that he knows how hard they work for their kingdoms and shows his ring with his candy in it. He wants these rings to be a symbol of not only their union but the promise to stay strong and fight for what they want to love and protect. They wear their gifts proudly. Clotted wears both his engagement ring and the wedding band that the boys put on him during their wedding.

I hope this was helpful? I feel like I went on my own tangent here lol

TMW your boyfriends borrow your clothes because they forgot to bring their own PJs

⚠Abuse Warning⚠

I had a headcanon that Clotted Cream wears make up(foundation I think?) To hide the bruises and marks from Custard's physical abuse.

What would Wildberry and Crunchy Chip do upon removing Clotted Cream's make up?

Omg... It's been a while but thank you for the opportunity to think about them.

So much angst thoughts. I think first they would be concerned the maybe Clotted Cream is being careless when on the battle field but with more examination the realize maybe it's not a beast doing it. Crunchy Chip will definitely try to sniff out the truth. Wildberry wants to let it be but at some point he does gently ask Clotted Cream if someone attacked him. Clotted Cream of course denies it. Wildberry sees right through it and he ask again once more if some attacked him. Clotted Cream just tells him that he was but it's none of his or Crunchy Chip's concern.

I can see a moment where when Crunch Chip and Wildberry do find out Clotted Cream is being abused and they gently confront him about it and Clotted Cream just has a panic attack, shaking and leaning over a table as he starts to tear up. They weren't supposed to know, he can not let his image be tarnished, he can't be a disappointment any more... Crunchy Chip and Wildberry do try to comfort him but Clotted Cream just flinches when the get close. Clotted Cream only allows Crunchy Chip's cream wolf get close, as he is close with Clotted Cream (at least I love the idea of his cream wolf getting close to him). Crunchy Chip and Wildberry will give him space, Crunchy Chip telling his cream wolf to stay by his side for now.

I make a lot of dick jokes in real life, I thought this was fitting