Procrastinating Sleeping Is A Great Time To Think Over Your Life.

Procrastinating sleeping is a great time to think over your life.

(Very real interaction i had with myself in my head)

1: what r u pronouns

2: she/hers

1: nice where did u get them

btw im not trans this is just me thinking quirky lil thoughts

This is so fucking adorable

techno's first day at school :)

Stephanie Myers based Bella (from twilight) of her self.

So twilight is basically a self inserted vampire fanfiction.

So, twilight fanfiction is fanfiction about a fanfiction.

Do what you will with that information

Friend 1: Look at all those heads (people in the public pool)

Me: Marie Antoinette be like

Friend 2: What.

Me: Honestly (friend 2s name) I expected better of you

I heard an urban legend, that if u mention Pizza, they will come...