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Gudako: Im Proud To Identify As Morosexual. Im Attracted To Dumbasses And Dumbasses Exclusively. Someone

Gudako: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Astolfo: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Gudako, already taking off her clothes: God, Astolfo, you’re so fucking stupid.

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1 year ago

YES!

Bust doodles of two inkling Agent OCs from Splatoon. On the left is Trip, Captain 3; their hair is both default inkling girl and inkling boy styles from Splatoon 1, with two long tentacles hanging down and two short tentacles tied up above their head. There's a large area scar surrounding their right eye, their right eye itself having a spiral design that indicates their sanitization and the presence of Commander Tartar from the Octo Expansion DLC. Pointing to their eye, the word "Tartar" is written. On the right is Tetra, Agent 4; his hair is in the short bob inkling girl hairstyle from Splatoon 2, but with octoling ring patterning. He is grinning and showing off octoling style fangs. The pupils of his eyes are both infinity symbols, and both the pupils and his outer irises are double outlined to reference Parallel Canon and Smollusk's eyes from the Side Order DLC. Pointing to his eyes, the word "Order" is written.

(puts my splatoon agent ocs through The Horrors)


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1 year ago

Why am I not suprised

The conflict between Orcs and Humans actually began due to their very different takes on Steven Universe


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1 year ago

Quite unfair putting Ambipom against CHAD the legendary slayer

Best Underdog Normal Type 🔲

Round 2 - Match 17

Our Contestants:

A drawing of the Pokemon Buneary. It's a brown rabbit Pokemon with cream colored tufts of fur on the end of its ears and belly, with cream-colored paws.
A drawing of the Pokemon Ambipom. It's a purple, monkey-like Pokemon with a cream-colored face and belly. Ambipom has two hairs extending from its head and two tails that end in bulbous three-fingered hands.

This poll is part of an event that allows the early eliminees from the main tournament have more time in the spotlight!


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11 months ago

Coco: DOKTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK!?

Jaune: haha, I HAVE NO IDEA!

Nora: If I were a Bad Huntress, I wouldn't Be sittin' here, disscussin' it with ya, now would I!

~~~~~

Mercury: Grass Grows, Birds fly, and brother?

Mercury: I Hurt People!

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Coco: I am Heavy Weapons user.

Coco: And this- (Expands Gianduja from the purse) - is my weapon.

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Pietro: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer and Medical Doctor, that means I solve problems.

Pietro: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Pietro: I solve practical problems!

Pietro: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbin Grimm from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

Pietro: The answer? Get a daughter. And if that don't work, Make 'er stronger.

Pietro: Like Penny Here. She's the first Synthetic capable of Using Aura, armed with a dozen Plasma-rail Cannon Swords, all designed by me.

Pietro: Given Soul by me.

Pietro: And you'd best hope ...

Pietro: Not Pointed at you.

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May Z: Snipin's a good job M8.

May Z: It's Challengin' work, outta door, and I guarantee you won't go Hungry.

May Z: Cuz' at the end of the day, if there are two people left on the planet, Someone's gonna want someone Dead.

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Ironwood: Iff Fighting is Sure to result in Victory, Then you must FIGHT!

Ironwood: Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal!Because He invented it! Then He perfected it so that no living person could best him in the Ring of Honor!

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Mercury: (Struggling with a door) HEY! A little help here!

Ironwood: Out of the way son! Uuuhhh One! One! One! uh! One!

Mercury: Let's go! Let's Go!

(ZZT!)

Coco: INCOMING!

(The trio Crashes through the Door)

Mercury: Hey! It's Still Here!

Emerald: Ahem! Gentlemen?

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Coco: I fear no man ... But that thing ...it Scares me.

(A heeled silhouette Stalks down a hallway)

Mercury: No! I'm not talking about that Freak! (Struggles with Microphone) Sh- She's not here is she? How do I get this damn thing off!

(The Figure kicks open a door, light shining dangerously off her blade)

Emerald: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those eyes.

(She Grins, Cycling to Ice dust)

Emerald: What Dreams of Chronic and Sustained Cruelty?

Weiss: (Freezes anything and everything in her path, shattering whatever she can as she sings Mirror Mirror)

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Jaune: And when the looked for the Sword, it was nowhere to be found!

Coco: (Bursts out laughing, Snorts)

Jaune: Anyway, That's how I lost my Hunting License!

~~~~~

Flynt, on his Trumpet: (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUDUDUDUDU!)


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1 year ago

Saber: Arcueid thinks that they're some sort of relationship wizard. Shirou: Look at her with their little witchy magic beams. Saber: Who do they think they are to tell us we can't like each other? Shirou: If I wanna like you, I will! Saber: Yeah, and if I wanna like you, I will! Shirou: If I wanna think that you have pretty hair, I will! Saber: And if I wanna think that you have sparkly eyes, I will!


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