FAE RESTRAIN ME BEFORE I GO FERAL.

FAE RESTRAIN ME BEFORE I GO FERAL.

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more simon corrupting religious reader thoughts.

simon, who likes to pick you up from church. your pretty smile turning into a bitten lip, your cheeks heat up as the guilt of what his figure means to you makes your heart race.

simon, who talks to your friends and pastor. his hand never leaving your waist, his big frame making you look so tiny. your legs squeeze against eachother as his hand starts to rub circles on your hip.

simon, who cant wait to take you home. he just drives to a secluded area. making you strip on the back of his black truck.

simon, who bends you over his lap, punishing you for being so dirty. poor thing just got out of church and is soaking wet on a big mans lap);

simon, who mocks you and pounds into ylu even harder when he hears a little 'oh god~' come out of your mouth.

simon, who has your eyes filled with tears as he is fucking into you, your faces smashed into the window, where you could see the side of your church, big cross standing tall above it.

simon, who knows that all you need is him. his big arms around your body comforting you.

"shhh, i know love, i know. don't cry, im here..."

i need this..... now..

Ghost complaining about his back and how he struggles to pop it so it hurts

Soap offering to walk on his back to help

Ghost asking, incredulous and very alarmed, “do I want you to WHAT??”

Soap just cackles because he and his siblings used to do it all the time as kids, so he shows Ghost how to lay down and steps into the middle of his back, just between his shoulders, and feels more than hears Ghost’s entire spine pop

Ghost lets out the most pornographic moan because he’s been trying to pop his back for weeks

It becomes their thing, a weekly ritual when their schedules allow it

They don’t do it on missions because they’d never be able to explain it to anyone who wandered in on Soap walking in socked feet down his commanding officer’s spine like a tightrope

P! LINKSSS

hi more chip and Simon related porn links for the girlies who enjoy them!

1. Now now now….if Simon and chip were an item when it was Christmas time and they took that little trip up to Simon’s mother’s place, let’s face it; they’d be horny little fuckers. No disrespect to mommy Riley, but they would be christening that bedroom. But, probably out of shame and respect, they would have to keep quiet, or at least, try.

https://x.com/64ccount/status/1821280153026388382?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

2. Chip, after some time, would before more comfortable with sex. And with that comes her want to please Simon…

https://x.com/mommyraini/status/1735057669352731123?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

3. Sometimes when chips a little tipsy, and Simon’s a little tired, and chip keeps pawing at Simon, begging for anything—ANYTHING—sexual, this is what he grants her

https://x.com/suki_r/status/1804230807718105219?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

4. Simon begs chip to sit on his face. Once they reach their point of shamelessness during sex, and chip finally in up to it, Simon’s eating her out like it’s his last time ever getting a taste of her

https://x.com/narcissistfein/status/1798173645807960343?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

5. Chip, at some point, will probably feel like a burden when they have sex, because Simon will be the biggest softy, and when she finally reassures him that she wants him to be a little rough, he will be saying shit just. Like. This.

https://x.com/lovesickmaki/status/1783295158575939800?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

6. Unrelated but Simon has this shirt. Chip got it for him for Christmas💞💞

https://x.com/thirstypeoples/status/1791671472651432181?s=46&t=Z5vzD1xgw3Rer9-Uz3965A

you guys asked and p!link anon has given.

the hand over the mouth hello???

god that shit gets me going. i feel like it's extra funny because i imagine Chip would be pretty quiet anyway, Simon's just doing it for funsies lmao.

THE WAY HE HAS TO PUSH HER OFF

like he got overstimulated but she's like, ): i want more?? hello?? maybe when Chip gets a little too enthusiastic haha

she'd be so whiny like that's all she gets? she'd be upset then pass out lmao

unrelated the freckles/moles on her stomach are super cute lmao

HELLO????? "let me know when you need a break" you cheeky fucking bastard???? i love it???

LMAO only because Row made her do it though i feel like she'd die of embarrassment and she would NOT allow him to wear it in public either.

....He looks like Price... NEED!

save me trans wolverine save me

full version on patreon

GIRL GIRL GIRL I'M SQUEALING. 😍😍😍

when are we getting perv!reader who really just needs a good pounding and nerd!Konig who couldnt care less about pussy and just wants to talk about his silly little guns :(

canonically accurate nerd!könig… being so excited about getting the invite to his house, under the assumption that you’re finally going to be railed into the mattress until you can’t walk by the behemoth of a man you’ve been fantasizing about every night. to be pinned down by the biceps you’ve creamed around your fingers thinking about at long last.

you’re about to pull your top off, only for him to cut you off by opening the latch to the display case for his guns, ready to walk you through his impressive collection in way too much detail. he’s just happy to have a willing audience to pour all his lonely years of stored up knowledge into, oblivious to the way you aren’t soaking any of it up, fidgeting helplessly from your place on his bed as frustration and white-hot need fuzzes around your nerves. you’ve long since stopped contributing to the conversation; pretending that your eyes aren’t honed in on the way his large hands work expertly around the weapon, and the sizable bulge between his hairy, thick thighs was a mission that was quickly abandoned. he isn’t even hard, yet he’s probably the biggest you’ve ever seen, and the fact that he isn’t letting you put it to use is infuriating :(

you’re too cock starved to do anything but blurt out the truth when he asks why you’re being so touchy, trying to convince him that you’d be a much more attentive listener if you had a stuffed mouth. and he reluctantly obliges once the faux tears start flowing from your pretty eyes, too polite to turn down such a distressed girl in need. he takes pity on you, ridding himself of his belt and feeding you his soft dick as an apology. if you’re nice and quiet, he’ll let you fuck yourself to exhaustion on his length just so he can go back to his rambling while you’re too sated to do anything but listen… it’s not the most appropriate teaching strategy, but he has to get you to pay attention somehow!

BARKS.

touch starved!könig that pops a boner just from you touching him—any time you run your hands down his chest or stomach? hard. hands around his neck? hard. a kiss on his cheek? hard. bulging against the seam of his pants.

touch starved!könig that kisses like you’re gonna disappear at any moment. lips hungry and moving against yours with a ferocity only found in a desperate man. tongue sliding against yours and his cock leaking precum when you bite his bottom lip.

touch starved!könig that finds any excuse to touch you. hands on your waist, your ass, your tummy. he needs to have his hands on you or he might disintegrate.

touch starved!könig that will straight up come from a handjob the first time you give one to him. ropes of thick cum spurting onto his chest and dribbling down his chest.“sorry, mein maus, just felt s-so fucking good.”

touch starved!könig that whines whenever you ride him, wrapping his arms around you and burying his face in your neck as he stretches you out. panting and scratching at your back and moaning nonsense in german until he can’t help but fill you up with his cum.

touch starved!könig that needs cuddles after sex, needs you to hold him against your chest until he’s calmed down and his cock is soft. he might be a giant to everyone else, but to you, he’s just a cuddly teddy bear.

nsfw mdni!