Floyd:I Have A Question.

Floyd: I have a question.

Yuu: Yes?

Floyd: Can a person breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?

Yuu:

Floyd: Obviously this is all hypothetical-

Yuu: WHERE is Ace?

Ruggie: you have to be nice

Leona: I am

Ruggie: you threatened them with a knife

Leona: but I didn’t stab them

Leona, kicking down the door to the Diasomnia dorm’s door of the living room, wearing a large, poofy white dress: Guess what b*tches!!!

Yuu, in his arms, wearing a morning suit and top hat in grey and green, showing off their wedding band: We got MARRIED!!!

*Cue the Diasomnia members losing their minds for about 4 hours.*

Child!Yuu headcanons with Leona and Malleus because no-one asked.

Leona Kingscholar

"The hell? The herbivore has turned into a child?"

• Regardless of his whining because he didn't wanna take care of a brat -- much less if it's the herbivore, he still took care of them.

• Yuu is a quiet child, but do not mistake their quietness to be something bad. Leona quite enjoyed having to take care of Yuu!

• Child!Yuu is quite curious and they voiced their curiosity in a quiet tone while taking naps with Leona in the safest places from the botanic garden.

• It was quite troublesome when Child!Yuu started to cling into Leona when they had to be taken by the other dorm leaders as Child!Yuu liked Leona’s warmth and nap times with him

• Oh boy, but when Child!Yuu wanted to play, they became similar to Cheka in behaviour, an innocent, hyperactive child

Malleus Draconia

"Oh? Interesting.."

• This dragon fae probably knows how to take care of a child because he probably was there when Silver was a child

• While uncertain if he could take good care of them -- he was and is determined to make the little darling human comfortable and make them feel loved.

• Prepare to see the almighty Malleus Draconia carrying a child on his shoulders while taking strolls around the campus while talking about gargoyles!

• He may or may not have to hide Child!Yuu from Lilia but otherwise he probably carried Yuu the whole day/time he had them .

• " I've only had this little child of man for half an hour, but if anything were to happen to them -- I'll kill everyone in this school and then myself"

• Doesn't like it that he has to give them to the other dorm leaders but hesitantly gives Child!Yuu

Deuce: Don’t freak out, but we’re in the ER and need a ride.

Yuu: Why are you in the ER this time?

Deuce: Okay, so, I told Ace and Epel that I could fireman pole slide down the plumbing pipes and they couldn’t.

Ace, shouting in the background: You made me break my fucking arm and both ankles!

Epel, also shouting in the background: He fell halfway and landed in a dumpster.

Yuu: Deuce, do the three of you practice this behavior or is it innate?

When your twst oc is 183 cm when they wear their knee-length boots that has heels, but is actually only 175 cm -- WITH 1 CM SHOTER THAN AZUL 👁👄👁💧

LIKE I WAS GOING TO THE TWISTED WONDERLAND WIKI, ON AZUL PAGE CUZ I FORGOT HOW TO DESCRIBE THE EXACT COLOR OF HIS HAIR AND I SAW HIS HEIGHT WAS 176-- I WAS LIKE : "BUT [OC NAME] IS 175-- WISKJEJSBS"

Also no other spoilers of the oc, except-- their related to Yuu in a way.