Child!Yuu Headcanons With Leona And Malleus Because No-one Asked.

Child!Yuu headcanons with Leona and Malleus because no-one asked.

Leona Kingscholar

"The hell? The herbivore has turned into a child?"

• Regardless of his whining because he didn't wanna take care of a brat -- much less if it's the herbivore, he still took care of them.

• Yuu is a quiet child, but do not mistake their quietness to be something bad. Leona quite enjoyed having to take care of Yuu!

• Child!Yuu is quite curious and they voiced their curiosity in a quiet tone while taking naps with Leona in the safest places from the botanic garden.

• It was quite troublesome when Child!Yuu started to cling into Leona when they had to be taken by the other dorm leaders as Child!Yuu liked Leona’s warmth and nap times with him

• Oh boy, but when Child!Yuu wanted to play, they became similar to Cheka in behaviour, an innocent, hyperactive child

Malleus Draconia

"Oh? Interesting.."

• This dragon fae probably knows how to take care of a child because he probably was there when Silver was a child

• While uncertain if he could take good care of them -- he was and is determined to make the little darling human comfortable and make them feel loved.

• Prepare to see the almighty Malleus Draconia carrying a child on his shoulders while taking strolls around the campus while talking about gargoyles!

• He may or may not have to hide Child!Yuu from Lilia but otherwise he probably carried Yuu the whole day/time he had them .

• " I've only had this little child of man for half an hour, but if anything were to happen to them -- I'll kill everyone in this school and then myself"

• Doesn't like it that he has to give them to the other dorm leaders but hesitantly gives Child!Yuu

Kidnapper: Hey, kid!

Child!Yuu, turning around: ?

Kidnapper: I'm the one who needs to pick you, your mother asked me to.

*Child!Yuu looking up and down, then deadpans*

Child!Yuu: What mother? I only have two fathers.

Kidnapper: Wha-

Divius smiling, behind the kidnapper, looking pissed off and deadly: And I am one of their fathers

*Cue the kidnapper to run off in a random direction, while Divius picks up child!Yuu, while Crowley makes sure that the kidnapper doesn't come again -- probably killing the kidnapper-*

Kalim: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Jade: Rude.

Epel: That’s fair.

Ace: Not again.

Yuu: Are you going to want this back?

Floyd: I have a question.

Yuu: Yes?

Floyd: Can a person breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?

Yuu:

Floyd: Obviously this is all hypothetical-

Yuu: WHERE is Ace?

MC: *petting a bunny* what a fluffy lapin~

Solomon: *outraged*

MC: what, jealous?

Solomon: I thought I was your only lapin *dramatic pose*

MC: *wheeze*

Crowley: So I found a fake ID in your bag when I was snooping around- Um. Checking it this morning.

Yuu: Oh…

Crowley: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you have a fake ID?

Yuu: *mumbles quietly*

Crowley: What was that? Come on, Yuu, you can tell me.

Yuu: … You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at Petco.