Why Can't Manatees Bounce Around On Land Like Seals

why can't manatees bounce around on land like seals

a simple reason!

THERE IS NO BOUNCE IN THIS THING. it’s just bones. open bones.

seal and sea lion skeleton for comparison:

LESS BONES!! MORE BOUNCE

OOOHHHH I HATE THESE KIDS. Once a kid called me a loser and I ignored him but he kept saying it to my back so I decided to make him my villain backstory.

Then this week he saw me on my skateboard and sweetly asked as if he'd totally forgotten he'd called me a loser, if he could try it out, and I SAID NO and immediately stormed into my house.

I'm getting real sick of kids acting like this ever since covid

Flat earthers ideal world be like:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

Death looks at you, baffled. “You’re not supposed to be dead.” You raise a brow. “I’m not?” “Nope,” Death says. “Huh… that’s never happened before.” Confused, you ask, “Do I get to go to an afterlife now?” Death shrugs. “You can’t, because you’re not officially dead.”

I hate to tell you this but that monkey screamed a blood curse upon you.

That nose bleed wasn't just from nothing.

when i was on vacation we went up into the mountains and i saw monkeys and i was so happy my nose started bleeding

Is everything in the Dungeon Delicious?