OOOHHHH I HATE THESE KIDS. Once A Kid Called Me A Loser And I Ignored Him But He Kept Saying It To My

OOOHHHH I HATE THESE KIDS. Once a kid called me a loser and I ignored him but he kept saying it to my back so I decided to make him my villain backstory.

Then this week he saw me on my skateboard and sweetly asked as if he'd totally forgotten he'd called me a loser, if he could try it out, and I SAID NO and immediately stormed into my house.

I'm getting real sick of kids acting like this ever since covid

he did it again

I woke up today in a shitty mood and agreed to let myself be late for work (they won't notice) and when I finally came downstairs after coaxing myself to have breakfast, I saw this little star of reflected sunlight distorted off some surface somewhere and thought it was nice.

this is. the government.

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

As someone who is qualified to talk about over the counter skincare the way all sides of the internet talk about skincare are equally infuriating

Flat earthers ideal world be like:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun