I Woke Up Today In A Shitty Mood And Agreed To Let Myself Be Late For Work (they Won't Notice) And When

I woke up today in a shitty mood and agreed to let myself be late for work (they won't notice) and when I finally came downstairs after coaxing myself to have breakfast, I saw this little star of reflected sunlight distorted off some surface somewhere and thought it was nice.

Tippy tap

This one's going down in tumblr history

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

For those who needed to hear it today

Warmth

"Most absurd is," Hero scowls, "you cuddling me to sleep on the basis of a fever—do you really have a fever?"

"Mmhm, all thanks to you." Villain craddles Hero closer, full lips settling to the top of Hero's head.

"Then, why are you the big spoon?"

"The sick one gets a pass, now hush and sleep."

And they did, a blissful one — surprisingly even to Hero, who has been suffering from recent episodes of insomnia.

Little did Hero know, aside from controlling the flames, Villain can also regulate his body temperature freely.

I hate to tell you this but that monkey screamed a blood curse upon you.

That nose bleed wasn't just from nothing.

when i was on vacation we went up into the mountains and i saw monkeys and i was so happy my nose started bleeding