Tippy Tap

Tippy tap

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I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

Flat earthers ideal world be like:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

Hi muts I love u thank u for being friends with me

But are you normal about your friend who wears the corrupted amulet?

Yeah my bf and his friends do the same thing. They once sent a text saying "u pee hard" (noun) and the worst part about reading that is that I could actually understand what they were saying:

u pee hard => u bee hard => u bi soft => ubisoft

The game company. They were talking about the game company.