For Those Who Needed To Hear It Today

For those who needed to hear it today

"Gmorna, for fucks sake stop messing with the poor thing."

"What? I'm not, I'm explaining highly advanced anti-matter astrothermometrics and analytical autonormative quantum topomathematics to them."

*human engineer having an intellectual stroke*

"Just tell them that you like to steam the unfertilized calcium encased fetuses from their planet for lunch dude it's not that hard."

"They're called 'eggs', Jouor."

“You see human, we use highly advanced anti matter reactors to generate staggering amounts of heat to create steam to-” the human engineer go’s a hysterical meltdown.

OOOHHHH I HATE THESE KIDS. Once a kid called me a loser and I ignored him but he kept saying it to my back so I decided to make him my villain backstory.

Then this week he saw me on my skateboard and sweetly asked as if he'd totally forgotten he'd called me a loser, if he could try it out, and I SAID NO and immediately stormed into my house.

I'm getting real sick of kids acting like this ever since covid

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fish will you be the livvy dunne to my baby gronk youre so sigma w a lvl ten gyatt im not being skibidi i wanna rizz you up

I really need you to never say that ever again

Tippy tap

Is everything in the Dungeon Delicious?