This One's Going Down In Tumblr History

This one's going down in tumblr history

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

OOOHHHH I HATE THESE KIDS. Once a kid called me a loser and I ignored him but he kept saying it to my back so I decided to make him my villain backstory.

Then this week he saw me on my skateboard and sweetly asked as if he'd totally forgotten he'd called me a loser, if he could try it out, and I SAID NO and immediately stormed into my house.

I'm getting real sick of kids acting like this ever since covid

Can’t let the kid walk back home in the rain on his own

Yeah my bf and his friends do the same thing. They once sent a text saying "u pee hard" (noun) and the worst part about reading that is that I could actually understand what they were saying:

u pee hard => u bee hard => u bi soft => ubisoft

The game company. They were talking about the game company.

As someone who is qualified to talk about over the counter skincare the way all sides of the internet talk about skincare are equally infuriating

this is. the government.

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.