One Gazillion: Defined In Scientific Notation As 1*10^arbitrary

One gazillion: defined in scientific notation as 1*10^arbitrary

Overheard in calculus

List of useless skills

Able to recite the Greek alphabet.

Able to prepare for a day trip in five minutes, an overnight trip in fifteen, and longer than that in thirty.

Able to fundamentally understand concepts within one class period.

Able to, given a song I've never heard, find an equivalent video game song before the original song has ended.

Able to count on my hands up to 1024 using binary. (note: don't ever stop at 4)

Able to find a book of the Bible in print before most people can open the app and type the name.

Able (but not always willing) to write walls of text on the spot.

Able to stream in class.

Might as well brag about these skills now, because either I'll never get a chance to use them, or no one cares when I do.

From a little-known Sega Saturn game known as Astal.

Minor annoyance: Hearing the same jokes over and over again.

For example, you may know that I make mazes. One of the more common jokes I hear out of people is, "Wow, these are a-MAZE-ing! lolololol"

No. Please stop. I get it. It's funny the first time. I laughed too. I don't anymore. It's annoying and repetitious. Please stop.

Obviously this is just one example of many with many other people, so please refrain from joking about people's names, usernames, professions, or hobbies, because they've probably heard it already. Thank you.

From the... um... I'm not sure what it is. But you can import it from Amazon.

It seems the impossible has happened.

I made a Twitter.

Someone should check for any other signs of the apocalypse.