Wholesome Orcs From Shadow Of War

Wholesome Orcs from Shadow of War

The Orc who told me he’d throw himself between me and anything from an enemy Warchief to a Graug, but if I wandered anywhere near spiders I was on my own.

My bodyguard who offered to compose a song about me so “the lads” would have something to hum on a long march.

The Captain who told me he’d figured out the reason people can’t breathe underwater which is because there’s no air down there.

That one very Northern Captain who, during camp raid mission, goes “I don’t say this often, but I’m real proud of you, lads. You kill soft-skins real good. Keep it oop!”

My bodyguard who told me to “stay safe” when I sent him to go home without me.

The Captain who told me that the safest way to get rid of my enemies is to go live in a cave for 40 years and when I come out again all my enemies will have died.

All Orc grunts who can be seen playing with their Caragors in your fortresses.

My bodyguard who, upon being summoned because I somehow found myself alone against four enemy captains at the same time, calmly asked if I had plans for us tonight (Yes we have plans for tonight, Nazû, the plan is murder).

Those two Orcs who are under the impression that the Bright Lords gets stronger every time he is killed and therefore concluded that this means I must have died hundreds of time already (I still don’t know whether I’m feeling flattered or insulted).

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I want a big slasher man to pin me down and hold me all night

Because I'm lonely

and sad

Slashers w/ a S/O that looses consciousness throughout the day

Jason Voorhees:

This boi will loose his shit when he hears a thump next doors. He rushes over to your side in an instant and when he sees you laying on the floor, he immediately reacts. He will carry you to your shared bed and watch over you until you wake up.

Please wake up soon, this precious boy can't handle too much stress.

Though his mother tells him to calm down and check up on you, he still is hella nervous and scared that you maybe won't wake up.

When you do, he brings you into a bear hug, nearly crushing the life out of you.

After that, he demands an explanation of what happened. And you explain that you've had it for the past 3 years, but didn't dare to tell Jason. (Or just forgot cause thats something that would happen to me with my flamingo brain:'))

He will constantly hover over you, making sure that you're okay. And if you need something, he'll get it for you. No exception. Even if you tell him that it isn't necessary, he will do it anyways. Because he loves you and doesn't want you to faint and then accidentally hit your head.

Michael Myers

Michael hears the low thud from the kitchen, and looks over. You were cleaning dishes from breakfast when you lost consciousness.

He walks over to the kitchen, just to see you passed out on the floor, with a bleeding nose.

Without a second thought he lifts you up in his strong arms and turns the water off, cause bills n stuff. He carries you over towards the couch in the living room and puts a cold flannel on your forehead and a tissue on your nose to whipe away the blood.

When you wake up, Michael checks you over again, looking for injuries, then he'll take your hand in his large one and look at you with a stern look, demanding an explanation.

After you explain to him, he, like Jason, won't leave your side. He'll watch over you and make sure he can catch you when you faint before you hit the ground.

His possessiveness and overprotectiveness would just grow towards you. And good luck with that cause now you ain't going anywhere alone anymore.

Bubba

You were with him in the basement, watching him craft new masks when you suddenly sacked together and nearly fell off the high bench.

Bubba managed to catch you just in time and whined when you didn't react. He carries you upstairs to your room and lay you down. He'll watch over you and wait till you wake up.

Once you do, he nearly strangles you in a bear hug, holding you close to his chest and not letting go for solid 5 minutes.

You tell him that it's alright and that you're fine. Then you explain to him.

After that, he won't let you go out alone. Afraid that you could faint in the texan heat and maybe some travelers will pick you up and take you with them away from him.

So you got your own Guardian with you all times.

Thomas Hewitt

You and Thomas were checking the traps when you suddenly fainted. He immediately picked you up and brought you back to the house.

Luda Mae took care of you, while Thomas hovered in the back, stressing himself with the possibilities of what could happen. Maybe you were dying, maybe you were already dead. Poor boy.

But after Luda Mae reassured him that you were alright, he calmed down. So, he waited for you to wake up. After about half an hour you stirred and fluttered your eyes open.

As soon as he saw that, he tackled you into a bear hug, burrying his face into your neck.

After that he looks you dead in the eye, demanding an explanation. So you do.

He will NOT let you out alone anymore. Even the others still keep an eye on you when Thomas is out.

Be ready for cuddles when you faint and wake up again. Cause the boi needs love, so give him all the love you have.

Freddy Krueger

He hears the thump from your room and goes to investigate it. Then he sees you. At first hes amused, then he realizes that you aren't playing with him.

He picks you up and brings you to your bed, waiting and wondering why the frick you fainted.

When you woke up, he immediately started "What the fuck was that?"

(He's pissed cause he cares about you;))

After you explain to him, he'll keep a close eye on you, checking if you're okay, if you need something or if you are hydrated.

It's sorta cute how much he cares about you. And you tell him. But he waves it off, hiding his bright blush under his hat.

The boi is so blushy

Ravenclaw: I'm so tired.

Slytherin: So go to sleep.

Ravenclaw: I don't want to.

Slytherin: Why?

Ravenclaw: What if I can't sleep?

Slytherin: That doesn't make sense.

Ravenclaw:... I know.