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*inhales* ONE MORE DAAWWNNN, ONE MORE DAAAYYYY, ONNNNNEEEEE DAAAAAAYYYYY MOOOOORRREEE!!!!!!

Billy be like:

What is Billy holding in that closeup of his hand in the AAA midseason trailer??? Can anyone tell what those little things are???? They look like stones … maybe from the gravel on the empty Westview lot where his house used to be???

In episode four, the "people can't be replaced" "can't they?" exchange just took on a whole new meaning 😂 Agatha knew for sure, or at least strongly suspected, and the look Billy gave her...

Y'all, this needs to fucking stop, I have seen the end of episode four literally countless times, but still when it just came up in my TikTok feed the lip bite made my breath catch in my throat and sent me into a violent coughing fit... Aubrey Plaza, I cannot do this anymore, you're literally killing me

"You can't love both Wanda and Agatha! You can't support both of their wrongs, because they tortured each other!"

Okay, but what if I don't give a fuck and they're both babygirl in my heart? What then?

Going back and watching the Salem scene from WandaVision, I was struck by a line I hadn't really noticed before; she does say "I cannot control it", and she says it right before her coven blasts her. Every time they were about to blast her, she'd flinch and beg them to stop, and the way she plead with her mother... y'all, she wasn't begging for her life, she was begging for theirs 🥺💔😭

Guys, we're halfway out of the woods! It's been a long and arduous journey, but I believe we can overcome the suffering for the prize that greets us at the end...

Agatha All Along spoilers!

Okay, but the more I think about it and rewatch, the more I think Agatha knew who Billy was a lot sooner; earlier in episode 5 when Agatha tells him to take off the training wheels seems like the most blatant example, but even when she first meets him and says he's "got the goods to break a spell cast by the Scarlet Witch" it feels kind of pointed, and she also gets really dismissive of him when anybody shows an interest in who he is. Maybe she just suspected until the end of episode 5, but it could be that Rio confirmed it for her when she cockblocked herself by saying "that boy isn't yours", because the face Agatha made could've just been her hiding how hurt she was, but it was kind of a knowing smirk idk...

Y'all... my four year old sister was looking at my Agatha wallpaper and asking me about her, and out of nowhere she asked "Is Agatha married?" I was like "😮...why do you ask" and she said "She has a wedding ring"... my heart fucking skipped a beat before I realized the ring was on the wrong finger 😂

Sometimes you're just living your life and then you remember that Rio CANONICALLY called Agatha SWEETHEART, and then you're desperately battling the urge to start screaming and hysterically giggling in a public place...

I've been combing through trailer footage, and I came across this frame of Alice a couple times; I looked through the actual show footage, and I'm pretty sure we haven't seen this yet? If anyone recognizes it, lmk, cause if not... 🙏🙏🙏

(and it's not in Agatha's house before they go on the Road, which is what I thought at first)

Episode 5 spoilers!!!

Just thinking about what the significance of the number 3 is in this episode; it's the third trial, Agatha's jersey has a 3, it said for ages 3 and up on the Ouija instructions... My first thought is that maybe Nicky was 3 when whatever happened happened, but he sounded a bit older, I don't know. It could also just be because Agatha was under Wanda's spell for 3 years, and it was 3 years since Billy was 13... I might just be hyperfixating on nothing though lol

EPISODE 5 SPOILERS!!!

WAIT, BUT WHAT IF AGATHA ACTUALLY CAN'T CONTROL HER SIPHON POWERS AND LITTLE NICKY ACCIDENTALLY BLASTED HER OR SOMETHING AND THATS HOW HE DIED??? IF THIS IS TRUE I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

EPISODE 5 SPOILERS!!!!!

OMG WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN THEY JUST END IT LIKE THAT!?!?!?! HOW DID AGATHA KNOW HE WAS WICCAN!?!?!?! AND WHERE THE FUCK IS RIO!?!?!?!? I THINK ALICE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE DEAD BUT I'M GONNA STAY IN DENIAL ABOUT THAT FOR A WHILE!!!!!! THERES NO WAY AGATHA ACTUALLY MEANT TO KILL HER, BUT WAS IT THAT SHE COULDNT CONTROL IT, OR DID NICHOLAS MAKE HER DO IT, OR SOMETHING ELSE?!?!!? DID NICHOLAS DIE AS AN INNOCENT KID OR WAS HE EVIL LIKE IN THE COMICS?!?!? AND PROTECTIVE RIO MY BELOVEDDDDD!!!!!!! AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK WHERE IS THE JUSTICE!!?!?!!??

ONLY SEVEN HOURS LEFT!!!!!!! (I am so normal about this, here's proof):

Y'ALL ONLY 2,050 MINUTES UNTIL EPISODE FIVE!!!

Agatha All Along spoilers

Agatha be like:

AGATHA ALL ALONG SPOILERS!!!

WAIT GUYS I JUST CAME UP WITH THIS RANDOM THEORY (I don't know if someone's thought of this already) THAT TEEN (most likely Billy Kaplan/Wiccan) KILLED SHARON, BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD EVERYONE SHE WAS DEAD AND AGATHA SAID "I DIDNT THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU" AND THEN WINKED AT HIM!!!

This might be completely nuts, that would be a crazy direction for his character to go in, but it made sense when I thought of it lol

felt

I've found that the only way I can motivate myself to go on a journey of self discovery is if I can make it everyone else's problem :)

I just had the thought that I should text the sandwich in my room and tell it to remove it's tomato so I can eat it when I get there

I get by with a little help from my friends

I'm literally so cool and funny when I'm by myself, it's not my fault it doesn't translate to other human beings

It took me a little while to connect the dots, but I finally realized what my type is: big brown eyes, a gorgeous, golden laugh, and intense anxiety underlying her every action