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I'm gonna need Agatha to work on her recruiting skills if that's the case. Of course Wanda wasn't interested she's was being mentally tormented by Agatha 😂😂😂😂

Having seen Rio and Agatha's fight scene I really wanna throw Wanda in with these 2 sociopaths. Because apparently I'm the one that sees the potential for some fics. Getting Eiffel Towered by both women.

I know in episode 3 it's leaning towards Agatha being the main person responsible for Nicholas death but I don't think that it's all Agatha's fault because why did Rio ask Agatha in episode 1 if she remembered why she hates her.

I will pay someone a Million dollars to write a Wanda/Rio/Agatha fic where they end up together while on the Witches Road.

Plus Alice/Wanda (friendship)

Jennifer, and Lilia will want to tell the entire witch COMMUNITY about this. Rio is gonna be even WORSE!!😂😂😂. I need a fic about this

i know agatha gets scared when wanda is mentioned around jen. if she found out that agatha was beaten by a baby-witch's first time protection spell she would not let her live that down

Guys why is no one talking about Agatha pretending to be Mrs. Hart uuh I mean Sharon. Because that shit had me laughing up a storm because I actually thought she got possessed by her. That just goes to show how good an actress Agatha Harkness is.

In episode 4 we see Agatha looking over Mrs. Hart uuh I mean Sharon, and she says "I didn't think you had it in you" could she be implying that teen was the one who killed her. Because when we see Sharon's body getting pulled in the oven her eyes are closed but then later we see her eyes open at the end. Could she have possibly survived and teen killed her. Any way next week we will see things from Teen's pov to find out.

I know this is Agatha's show but I can't but see the similarities between Agatha and Wanda. Both have a tragic childhood, Both magically gifted, Both witches tried to be good but society believed them to be wicked so they stopped trying and became the monster everyone believed to be. That just shows they are perfect for eachother and Rio too.

I'm just so confused when people say that Wanda rejected Agatha because all I saw was Agatha relentlessly terrorizing and actively trying to kill Wanda to get her magic. It's not like she asked Wanda out on a date. She just kept saying surrender your magic. So what do you mean she REJECTED Agatha. If Agatha wanted Wanda to join her she would've just asked. So what are y'all talking about.😂😂😂

Agatha All Along Challenge, Hogwarts Au.

Agatha, Rio, Jennifer, Alice, Lilia, Teen

1. Tell me each and everyone's house

2. Tell me each and everyone's best subjects in school (can be more than one)

3. Tell me each and everyone's extra curriculum activities Quidditch, Choir, Dueling club, etc (can before than one)

4. What are they're future jobs after they graduate Hogwarts?

5. Status: Pure blood, half-blood, muggleborn.

6. The familiar they bring with them to Hogwarts.

7. If they play Quidditch what position? Chaser, Seeker, Keeper, etc.

If Wanda, Rio and Agatha had a ship name it would be Wagathario.♥️💜💚

Guys if Billy is the 🖤 and is part of the coven how come he never had to drink the wine in episode 3 during the first trial how come he didn't have a timer watch like everyone else in episode 5. I believe that Rio is still the black heart.

The fact that Billy survived right after Wanda closed the Hex makes me even more FURIOUS at the writer (who by the way didn't even watch Wandavision) who wrote Multiverse of Madness did Wanda SOOO! DIRTY!! This shit could have been avoided. Because what do you mean you are going to write Wanda in the Doctor Strange 2 movie without having seen Wandavision. MAKE HER THE VILLIAN INSTEAD OF NIGHTMARE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ORIGINAL VILLAIN OF THE MOVIE. To think her son was right outside the Hex being inside another body. Ughhh I'M SO PISSED

Overall plot of of AAA episode 6:

Just a 300-year-old wet cat witch giving her long term crush/rival/baby mama/obsession/situationship, child a lesson about how murder is the answer.

"I can be good" Agatha just wants love too. Just like Wanda. They needed each other in a way but greed and depression were much stronger at that time. Okay Evanora Harkness can choke

Also a BIG fuck you to all the people in the world and the people in MCU who ever said Wanda's kids weren't REAL! Stephen Strange I'm talking to you.

so… are we gonna talk about how lilia apparently had some sort of entanglement (i can’t tell whether it was purely a physical altercation or maybe also sexual after the first watch?) with a vampire, which makes vampires canon in the mcu now?!?!

i can’t do it anymore guys, i’m gonna begin writing fanfiction for Lilia Calderu and maybe some of the other witches as well. requests are open!

i swear if they hurt her in any way i’ll show up to the writers room ready to strike 🤺🤺

im so serious about this

this is absolutely true. she is so tired of people misunderstanding witches and i could totally see her as the fed up professor at a local college who is wayyy too into what they teach

i mean honestly??? she screamsss fed up, badasss, way too knowledgeable in a niche area, professor

(also a professor!lilia x reader fic would go so hard and i might just write it myself)

lilia in her long life has absolutely earned at least one doctorate in history of witchcraft under a women's studies department and definitely used to teach an occult studies course, i am just saying

Visions of You: A Lilia Calderu x femaledivination!reader

Heyyyy this is my return to fanfic, but it's been a while so I'm a bit rusty. Constructive criticism not insults please! If you don't like it.. don't read it, it's that's simple.

This will be the first part of a new series I'm working on called Visions of You. Reader is a female divinations witch, around the same age as Lilia, but physical appearance is up to you. More will be revealed later, but a happy ending is in store!

If you'd like to be added to the tag list, or taken off, let me know!

Warnings: cussing

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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

I roll over and peep open my eyes to look at my alarm clock. 12:42. What the hell is someone banging on my door this time of day for? 

I push myself up out of bed, and wrap my robe around myself as I make my way to the door. 

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! 

“I’m coming, i’m coming!” I shouted. Could they bang any harder on my door?!?

I quickly grab the front door and thrust it open, blinking quickly at the sunlight. 

“Yes? What do you need so urgently you almost banged my door down?” I grumpily ask the two strangers standing at my door as I attempt to wipe away some of the groggy sleep from my eyes. 

“Oh!” A shrill voice pipes up. “Sorry about that, we’re just in a bit of a rush. Didn’t mean to give you such a harsh wake-up. Although it is past noon on a weekday…” The voice trails off and I snap my head up.

I had to pick up an extra shift last night at the club because one of the other bottle girls had gotten sick. That meant working on my feet for longer than usual, and I was definitely tired from the extra hours.

“Listen kiddo, i work the night shift down at the club and i’ve only been asleep for a couple hours, so excuse me if i’m a little grumpy at the fact some kid was banging on my door while i'm trying to rest” i huff out with impatience. “Now will you kindly get off my doorstep? I don’t want your cookies, or t-shirts or whatever the hell it is you’re selling”. 

I turned to close the door when the woman I hadn't noticed standing next to the teenager spoke. 

“Seriously, Y/N? Working at the local club? I didn’t think you had the guts for stripping” she says while snickering. 

I bristle at the insult. “Now just wait a minute here. I’m not a stripper, I'm a bottle girl! And who are you to throw around judgment, showing up on my front door when I don't even know…” I trail off as i get a good look at her face and recognize just who’s come to bother me. No way…

“Well holy shit!” I exclaim, throwing my hands up in the air. I lean against the door frame and look her up and down slowly.  “Now that’s a face I haven't seen in a few centuries. Agatha fucking Harkness! Can’t say I've missed your presence. What brings you to my doorstep?” 

“I’ve got a proposition for you. Mind if we come in?” she questions as she gestures inside.

I throw my head back in laughter before turning around to go inside, leaving the door ajar. 

“Sure!” I yell over my shoulder. “Come on in. I’m gonna make some tea.” 

Both Agatha and the boy trail after me into the kitchen. Out of the corner of my eye, I see the boy following my movements as he takes in my kitchen. It’s full of dried herbs and flowers hanging from faded yellow walls. I fling open my aged brown cabinets and rifle around for a mason jar of tea leaves. 

As I prepare my water to boil and place the tea leaves in a sachet I ask “So, what brings you by Agatha? Looking for me to join you on one of your latest murder sprees in the search for some powerful totem?” 

I turn from the counter to face them, seeing that Agatha has already made herself comfortable at my small dining table. The boy was standing awkwardly behind her. 

I look the boy up and down and raise my eyebrows at Agatha. “What’s with the boy?” i question, “Finally taken on an apprentice to teach your dark and evil ways to? He seems quite young to be following in your trail of corrupted darkness.” 

The boy goes to respond, but Agatha cuts him off. “No, no, no, this is Teen and he’s…” She trails off a bit and I go to finish pouring my tea. Teen? That’s a strange name. Whatever. He got himself involved with Harkness, not my problem to deal with. 

“ A pet. Yes!” she exclaims, clapping her hands. “He’s my pet. Now listen Y/N i have a proposition for you.” 

I roll my eyes at her. “Agatha, I really don’t know what’s got you at my house stirring shit up, but I can assure you I'm not interested. If your undoubtedly dangerous proposal was all you came for, you best be going now.” 

I move to usher her out the door before ‘Teen’ shouts out. “We’re going on the Witches Road and we want you to join us!” 

He looks down a bit sheepishly as I give a bug eyed stare. 

“Please?” he hesitantly asks. “We need a divination witch and the road will give you what you want most if you join us.” He’s gotta be kidding. The Road is a death wish. 

I swiftly turn to Agatha, who shakes her head in exasperation at Teen. 

“Really, Agatha?!” I exclaim, throwing my hand up in the air and moving wildly around the room. “The Road is a death wish. No one makes it through. What have you deluded this poor boy into thinking?” 

“She hasn’t deluded me!”, Teen replies. “It was my idea actually.” 

I bury my head in my hands. No way am I joining Agatha Harknesse’s coven to journey down the Witches Road. I am not that crazy, despite what some may think and say.

“Oh hell no. Thank you but no thank you for the offer. I plan on staying alive for the foreseeable future. Harkness, take the boy and leave,” I whip around to face her, “ and please don’t come back. I don’t need whatever's got you spooked enough to go on the witches road coming after me”. 

“Oh come on!” she exasperatedly yells. “We both know you’ve been searching for something you’re never gonna find Y/N.” How the hell does she know about that? I’ve never told her of my visions of her. But then again, I asked around for decades. Maybe she caught wind of it through the grapevine of the witch community. 

“Travel the Witches Road with me” she offers. “The Road will give you what you want most when we reach the end”. 

“If we reach the end” I interject. “If.”

She’s right though. If i join them, and can successfully make it to the end of the road it will tell me how to find her. All those visions of her for all those years… Her beautiful brown eyes, her soft curly hair. What I wouldn't give to see her smile for real, and not just in a vision. 

I sigh heavily as I bring my eyes to Agatha’s. I’m seriously considering it, and for a moment I almost say yes… but I know Agatha’s reputation. Even though at one point I would have liked us to be friends, I know I can't trust her. Going on the Road with her would be certain death, and then i’d never find her.

“Agatha…” I start. “I can’t. I just can’t. Now if that's all, get out of my house. I’m tired.” 

“Ok, ok” she says, lifting her hands in mock surrender as she turns to leave. 

Unexpectedly, Teen makes his way towards me. “Here” he says as he places a card in my hand. “This is Agatha’s address. Be here tonight at 6:30 if you change your mind, and I hope you will” he says as smiles. 

“Teen!” Agatha barks from the doorway. “Come on! We don’t have all day” 

Teen runs after her, and as suddenly as they had woken me, they left, and I was there to sit with my own thoughts. 

At least my tea has cooled off enough to drink. 

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