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Patti LuPone as Lilia Calderu in Agatha All Along

PATTI LUPONE as LILIA CALDERU in AGATHA ALL ALONG — If I Can’t Reach You, Let My Song Teach You (Episode 4)

Y'ALL ONLY 2,050 MINUTES UNTIL EPISODE FIVE!!!

ONLY SEVEN HOURS LEFT!!!!!!! (I am so normal about this, here's proof):

Guys, we're halfway out of the woods! It's been a long and arduous journey, but I believe we can overcome the suffering for the prize that greets us at the end...

*inhales* ONE MORE DAAWWNNN, ONE MORE DAAAYYYY, ONNNNNEEEEE DAAAAAAYYYYY MOOOOORRREEE!!!!!!

No, but I've actually gotten to the point where I've watched the first five episodes enough times that I catch myself making the same faces as the characters and mouthing the lines subconsciously, and I only noticed because if a line of dialogue was spoken loudly, an involuntary noise would come out of my throat as I mouthed the line... I am literally merging with this show, I am unwell

i swear if they hurt her in any way i’ll show up to the writers room ready to strike 🤺🤺

im so serious about this

this is absolutely true. she is so tired of people misunderstanding witches and i could totally see her as the fed up professor at a local college who is wayyy too into what they teach

i mean honestly??? she screamsss fed up, badasss, way too knowledgeable in a niche area, professor

(also a professor!lilia x reader fic would go so hard and i might just write it myself)

lilia in her long life has absolutely earned at least one doctorate in history of witchcraft under a women's studies department and definitely used to teach an occult studies course, i am just saying

THIS THIS THIS! THIS!!!

In the same scene where it heavily implies that Jennifer and Alice are queer, it ALSO implies Lilia is queer. You can audibly hear her agreeing with Jennifer’s statement, and with subtitles on you can read her agreement!!

I’m so sick of people saying Lilia is the “token straight” when she’s so obviously queer coded!!

Like guys- older women can be queer. Being queer is not just for hot, young girls. It’s so harmful to imply that Lilia is straight when literally NOTHING implies that, and the show actually implies she IS queer as well.

Let my wife be the queer baddie she is!!!

I mean look at her! She is so obviously for the girlies 😭😭

Can we also talk about how ageist/misogynist it is for people to ignore that Lilia is canonically queer? You can literally hear her agree with Alice and Jen about the phone number thing. Might only be one background line but it's still textual confirmation. But people keep "joking" about her being homophobic or a token straight and it's clearly to do with her visibly being the oldest woman. It bothers me because you don't see this with queer male characters or young female characters.

People joking about her being homophobic is actually insane. There's so many disparities when it comes to older queer characters in Movies/TV shows in general. It honestly pisses me off too. We always have to fight so much harder to be seen. And then the one time we do it gets overshadowed. The representation for older queer women is very scarce and I personally feel it as alot to do with how the media in general perceives them.

how do u feel abt the fact that the original milf (more so a gilf but whatevz) lilia may die next episode??

( personally i’m in grief mode already buttt)

guys I feel like im gonna pass out just thinking abt it...

me personally I am in DENIAL ok? my wife is safe and happy and healthy and she's gonna make it to the end of the witches road and live like another 700 years full of bliss like she fucking deserves

call me a hater, but i was genuinely distraught at tn episode. not because what happened to billy/teen/william was sad (although it was sad and it made me sad) but because my wife only got like 5 min of screen time

GET THIS DEPRESSED (rightfully so) TWINK (i love you joe locke) OFF OF MY SCREEEEEEEN (pls teen don’t die) AND GET ME MY WIFE (lilia baby girl you looked so fine in this ep and you have never done anything wrong ever, that sigil was 100% necessary don’t listen to the haters honey) RIGHT FUCKING NOW 😡😡

me clocking the writers, about to literally beat the shit out of them for not giving my wife more screen time:

(but thank you for giving her the time she did get because tn was a horrible night to be an alice, rio, or jennifer stan)