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if agatha all along was released the same year as h2o or atleast i watched it at the same age i watched h2o, i would be wishing i was a frikin witch and be inlove with joe locke, aubrey plaza, kathryn hahn, and sasheer zamata
OH MY HECKING HECK GUYS!!!! WHAT IF SHARON 'Mrs. Hart' COMES BACK IN THE LAST EPISODE AS THE PERSONIFICATION OF HECATE THE TRIPLE GODDESS TO GRANT THE COVEN THEIR WISHES?!?!!?!??!??!!?
and then it ends with something like "oh, the witches' road is the friends we made along the way or smth..."
Random AU ideas from 2AM™️
AAA + Hannibal
"Agnes O'Connor is a retired FBI profiler agent who has the uncanny ability to be at the eye of the most gruesome and uncanny criminal cases. Pulled out of the early retirement when a serial killer starts to wreck havoc, she finds herself in charge of a major mission that will bring her face to face with Rio Vidal, someone she feels she knows from... Somewhere."
"How long has it been, Agatha? Since you hid behind all that dark magic?"
Guys...Could Rio might be implying that Agatha's dark magic made her life far longer than normally witches would, therefore Agatha was hiding from her?!
Guys...Hello...
The way Agatha awkwardly smile's when the others laugh, almost... almost as if she's unsure. As if, she hadn't had a positive reaction from people for so long, that her coven laughing with her, honestly, joyfully, was something weird, odd, almost uncomfortable...
Rio already knowing the story behind the scar and agatha's smug "exactly"....this scene is perfect
Agatha All Along™ but instead of witches their follow the plot of Ocean's 8.
Holy Moly your analysis is awesome. I always enjoy people analysis in depth about the little crumbs we get and I ate this up
One of the things I'm loving about Agatha All Along (among many, many things) is Lilia's sudden outbursts involving tarot. So far we've had two cards mentioned, and I kinda wanted to analyze how they're being used. Note; I'm fully just an amateur hobbyiest when it comes to tarot, I mostly use it as a backdrop to my homebrew D&D campaign cause I enjoy the symbology of it, so I may get things wrong.
So first up -
Three of Pentacles - This one is triggered when Lilia sees the 'Three Star' on her eviction notice and she writes down the names of the rest of the coven. This one is pretty straightforward - at its most basic Three of Pentacles represents teamwork. Kinda important when you're forming a coven. It emphasizes collaboration and shared goals, all the things Agatha is going to need to survive the Road.
What I find interesting is that the Reverse reading is equally important; lack of cohesion, conflict, poor motivation, and ego are all part of the Three of Pentacles Reversed. They are also very much Agatha's flaws, and her current predicament is a direct result of those flaws.
So all in all, it's use in Agatha All Along is pretty straightforward; Agatha needs a team, they need to collaborate and work together. They, especially Agatha, need to be wary of ego, selfishness and disharmony, or they will fail.
The High Priestess - This one is triggered the first time Lilia meets Jennifer Kale. This one is waaay more interesting in what it means, IMO. In it's upright position, the High Priestess invokes intuition, sacred knowledge, and the subconscious mind. It speaks of femininity, although maybe not quite as strongly as the Empress. It makes sense for Jen; she's the most overtly feminine of the witches, wearing soft, light pink when Lilia meets her. Her speciality is Potions, which speaks to having a good deal of specialized knowledge.
However, this is a case where on first glance, the Reverse is actually stronger in Jen. The High Priestess Reverse is all about the disconnect from intuition, withdrawal, and repression. Like a witch who has been disconnected from her magic because she's been bound. It's no wonder that Lilia pegged her as The High Priestess immediately, since she seems to represent at least parts of both aspects.
What's really interesting though is what we see in the third episode. It's a trial, especially tailored for Jen, and we see just how fully she represents The High Priestess. Her self-doubt, caused by the disconnect from her magic, is STRONG, because she doesn't trust the intuition and knowledge that still exist within her. They only survive when she starts to trust herself again. There's also kind of a neat detail about the fact that they all hallucinate - bringing their subconscious to the surface - which is just another facet of the High Priestess.
One other fun thing; I very much doubt this was intentional, but The High Priestess is 2 of the Major Arcana, which makes it the 3rd card (since The Fool is 0). This is the 3rd episode of Agatha All Along, but since the first 2 were shown together, this is the 2nd night of aired shows. I just think it's a fun connection.
It does suggest that the show is using the cards to do some decent foreshadowing. For sure at the end of the 2nd episode, I assumed that the reading wasn't that deep, and for the Three of Pentacles, it may not be. But after the third episode and the way Jen's connection to the card grew stronger, I'm more interested to see what other cards will be mentioned and what role they'll play in the show. I know Lilia is holding The Tower in one of the promo posters, and I can't wait to see if that ties into Lilia personally, or if it's just part of the general theme of the show. It could go either way - The Tower represents chaos, and one of the working subtitles of the show was Coven of Chaos, so it's possibly just a reference to that.
Agatha All Along 1x4 thought dump lol
Spoilers below !
RIP Sharon, I am hoping she comes back
Agatha also suspects Teen could have killed Sharon??
Ms. Kathryn Hahn serving cunt as always 💅😂
The theory that Agatha is lying about being on the road before is starting to feel true
Rio rising from the dirt was so hot for no reason 😭 (well I am big Aubrey simp too)
Agatha instinctively being protective of teen because she thinks he is her son and finding out he’s not at the end was sad :(
The sexual tension between Rio and Agatha was off the charts in this episode
They all slayed in their rock star outfits
I just wanna bear hug Alice Wu, baby girl has been through too much ;(
Rio calling Agatha her scar?? HELLO??? Why is sapphic romance and queer romance always so heartbreaking but simultaneously romantic 😭
When Agatha called out Rio saying she too has a scar, my gay ass was so happy lol (they definitely explored each other’s bodies in detail 😭😂)
Rio being death is heavily implied in the episode
Did Rio sacrifice Nicholas without Agatha’s permission? Or did he die due to natural causes and Agatha got upset at Rio for it (Because she is death)? Because this episode somewhat confirms that the main reason for their fallout is something happening to Nicholas that involves Rio
AGATHA ALMOST KISSED RIO!!!
If Agatha did go on the road before, I think she went with Rio cause you know she tells the others that only two of them walked the road when she did
Everyone getting both scared of Rio and simultaneously turned on is the queer experience spot on lol
Lilia’s clairvoyance is getting weirder and I’m honestly worried 😟
The lighting in this episode was ✨interesting✨
Teen being protective of Alice 🥺
Rio chilling on the couch reading the paper when everyone else is freaking out 🤡😭
Agatha pep talking everyone in each of their trial ✨✨
Lorna’s ballad was so good!
Agatha panicking over an injured Teen and showing emotion was not on my bucket list
Them trauma bonding over the bonfire was so nice lol
I want episode five now 😭😭😭
Love all the different ways the coven copes with grief.
Jen is self-serving. She runs a scammy wellness company and cares only for herself so she doesn’t have to remember the agony of what happened to her simply because she cared for others.
Alice is so so angry, because that anger protected her from the sadness and the grief of her mother’s death.
Lilia is afraid. A lifetime of loss and pain, always knowing it’s coming and never being believed or being hurt for warning people. Now all she has is the fear of what happens when the next vision comes.
Agatha hides herself. Does everything she can to push people away so she never again has to feel the pain she feels when she looks at Rio, or thinks about her lost child.
And Rio turns to spite. She says “you think I’m a monster? Fine. I’ll be a monster” and plays into the idea that she is a heartless monster who cares for no one. Because it’s how Agatha sees her, and it’s better than never being seen at all.
A little bit of insight into the cover version of the Ballad of the Witches Road.
I think my favourite bit is that Ali is actually playing her piano part. I like her and her character even more!!!
and when will we get the ballad of the witches' road (taylor's version)?
Guys, we're halfway out of the woods! It's been a long and arduous journey, but I believe we can overcome the suffering for the prize that greets us at the end...
*inhales* ONE MORE DAAWWNNN, ONE MORE DAAAYYYY, ONNNNNEEEEE DAAAAAAYYYYY MOOOOORRREEE!!!!!!
No, but I've actually gotten to the point where I've watched the first five episodes enough times that I catch myself making the same faces as the characters and mouthing the lines subconsciously, and I only noticed because if a line of dialogue was spoken loudly, an involuntary noise would come out of my throat as I mouthed the line... I am literally merging with this show, I am unwell
I could take every witch in the MCU (not in a fight)
Having seen Rio and Agatha's fight scene I really wanna throw Wanda in with these 2 sociopaths. Because apparently I'm the one that sees the potential for some fics. Getting Eiffel Towered by both women.
I know in episode 3 it's leaning towards Agatha being the main person responsible for Nicholas death but I don't think that it's all Agatha's fault because why did Rio ask Agatha in episode 1 if she remembered why she hates her.
I just realized Lorna left the clue in her song on how to protect Alice.