Lets Be Real Ive Had A Favourite Supermarket Since Age 11

lets be real I’ve had a favourite supermarket since age 11

One day you’re not old and the next day you have a favorite supermarket

i heard a little girl in walmart tell her brother “there are good vampires, you know”

My first thought was “Oh look it’s Monet. Huh” 

Three years ago today. I love this bit of video. Not sure why.

“She hit me with a car on eight separate occasions across the century before she even told me her name”

“Eight? Over-exaggerating much? Couldn’t’ve been more than four.”

“The car hadn’t even been invented!”

You are the child of an immortal and a time traveler, so you’ve heard hundreds of crazy story.  But today, one of your parents sits you down and tells you the story you always wanted to hear: The story of how they fell in love

“Let’s raise a glass”

“To what”

“To the dreams that might have been”