...Gramps, Im Not A Kid Anymore. You Can Swear As Much As You Fuckin Want. Trust Me, I Have No Innocence

“...Gramps, I’m not a kid anymore. You can swear as much as you fuckin’ want. Trust me, I have no innocence left for you to take.”

snickering-kitsune:

“Your… spoons? You’re upset ‘cuz you’re out of spoons? Spoons with which to eat your old man soup? You’re not losing it are you?”

“Well that was an amusing response. But wrong spoon. Guess I could have worded it differently but I’m not big on saying curse words. But in another way I got no more F’s right now. I am also as sane as I can be.”

((Headcanon that Lunarre treats every surface as a seat. He just hops on top of things and makes himself comfy, no matter how much you glare at him. That boy has no manners at all 👌))

Some or all of thoughts that could have gone through Lunarre’s mind at this moment (as imagined by me, because God that face is priceless XD)

Making a Harry Potter AU because why not it’s cool.

Reblog this if your muse can cook for themselves.