Six Of Crows As Unhinged Headlines:

Six of Crows as Unhinged Headlines:

Nina:

Matthias:

Kaz:

fuck therapy books are cheaper

Kaz: what are you doing

Inej, surrounded by feathers: making a dreamcatcher

Inej: because living with you is a fucking nightmare

wow these bitches are really fucking gay

The Crows on TikTok:

Inej: Queen of dancing, but prefers to film circus skills ie high wire, the ribbon thing and knife throwing. Has a lot of collabs with Nina and Jesper. Kaz sometimes shows up in the background and people argue in the comments if he’s real or edited in. handle is @gravityghafa

Nina: Influencer. Fashion, food, body positivity. Does the dances, and is very good. The kind of influencer to be invited to premiers and shows. Always complains about the hair from Matthias’ dogs getting everywhere but there are a few videos on his account of her cuddling with them. handle is @ninawantswaffles

Matthias: Dad tiktok, teaching everyone how to cook/fix things. Also films commentary tiktoks rarely when he disagrees with political happenings on the app. Nina shows up a lot and they’re the cutest couple on the platform. handle is @helvarmatt

Wylan: Science side. blows things up a lot, sometimes on purpose, sometimes not. Jesper can be heard yelling in the back of some of his videos after a particularly big explosion. Those tiktoks quickly end after that. And can we mention the spelling in his captions? handle is @wylanvansunshine

Jesper: 100% does thirst traps. Wylan comments on every one. cannot decide on a name for him but its definitely something cringey and/or dumb

Kaz: his content is like that one asshole lock guy who breaks into locks whilst completely destroying them verbally. His comments are full of the weird hand simps, because his gloves slipped an inch down his wrist once. They want him to cosplay the Onceler. @kazilicious - Nina changed it and Inej said she thought it was cute so Kaz wouldn’t change it back

the crows as The Office episode titles:

Kaz: “Counseling” (alternatively “Mafia”)

Inej: “Business Ethics”

Nina: “Drug Testing”

Matthias: “Grief Counselling” (alternatively “The Convict”)

Wylan: “Gay Witch Hunt”

Jesper: “Boys and Girls” (alternatively “Broke”)

Kuwei: “The Surplus”