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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #5
Dadam in ACTION!!
Ares is talking with Y/N, but doesn’t notice the looming threat that’s right behind him as Adam forcefully YANKS Ares by his locks to a more private area to… talk
Adam (To Ares): That girl is a CHILD. I don’t wanna see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you UNDERSTAND me??
Ares: Y-yes sir-!
Adam (Activates Divine Reflection): Have you LOST your mind? Cause I’ll help you find it!
Adam: What you looking for? Ain’t nobody gonna help you out here. Zeus can come through that door and he’s not gonna help you if you don’t stay away from my child (Is ready to have Reginleif turn into his Knuckleduster to beat up Ares)
Dadam couldn’t give a fuck if it was Zeus… He would actually strike HARDER if it was him… If the Gods try anything with his children, he’ll kick them all flat on their asses as the FIRST Warning…
Charles: You have to pick your battles.
Scott: One of the battles that we picked was to stop Luna and Nathan from running plastic tubes all over the manor and placing hamsters inside of them.
Pietro: They were gonna call it Tube City.
Jubilee: Scott and Pietro seem to be playing their own separate game, and it’s called Let’s see how uncomfortable we can make our teammates by flirting at fights.
Jean: And they’re both winning.
Ororo: I don’t think that Peter is a good person.
Scott: You don’t have all the facts.
Jean: Which are?
Scott: I love him!
Aelin: Guess what, I have flaws.
Aelin: What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.
Aelin: Occasionally I’ll kill someone. So sue me.
Aelin in Maeve's throne room during KoA: I should have burned this place to the ground when I had the chance.
Arthur: When I am King you will be full fired.
Merlin: If you become king.
Merlin: And if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.
Arthur: What?
thought i’d do some screenshot redraws because the office screenshots are funny and really fitting dfjhgjhd
Somewhat Correct Quotes #11
Demencia: You wanna hear a lie??
Alice: What?
Demencia: I... think you’re great. I’m totally not planning to poison your coffee for a man I saw first and was mine. You’re my best friend.
Somewhat Correct Quotes #16
Buni: Leo’s ranting to Splinter about how your conduct is very inappropriate. Somethin’ about you butt dialing him during sex.
Mikey: That was actually the sound of me eating spaghetti, but I’m gonna let him think the other thing
tony stark: well, it’s really nice to meet you, spiderman.
spider-man: uh, it’s actually spider-man.
tony stark: oh, spider-man.
later, spider-man looking at the camera, the office style: bitch.
Natasha: I have feelings for you?
Bruce: I have feelings for you?
Narrator: The feeling was "friendship," but neither had ever experienced it.
Susie: Someone attack me. Kris, go.
Kris: No way. Last time, you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace.
Susie: False. I did choke you with your shoelace.
the crows as The Office episode titles:
Kaz: “Counseling” (alternatively “Mafia”)
Inej: “Business Ethics”
Nina: “Drug Testing”
Matthias: “Grief Counselling” (alternatively “The Convict”)
Wylan: “Gay Witch Hunt”
Jesper: “Boys and Girls” (alternatively “Broke”)
Kuwei: “The Surplus”
sirius: I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
remus: that's not how it works, cariad.