Either My Body Needs More Protein STAT

either my body needs more protein STAT

or i’m under some kind of memetic influence

(or i’m secretly a vampire)

because the classroom carpeting has streaks of bright red in it, and whenever i look at them i feel the need to eat meat (as raw as possible)

cling

i can carry, but i can’t see

alone

for some reason, the dragon that i just killed in Winterhold (and then left to visit my house, because i was nearly overencumbered) decided that it would be a good idea to, upon my return:

spawn in the sky near the College, and

promptly fall out of the sky, because dead dragons cannot fly.

while i was distracted by this spectacle, i walked off a cliff and died. when i returned, the dragon was nowhere to be seen.

meh it’s me